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#1

Car washes last longer if you have to dress your wounds. ~ avalanche719
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#2

You'll embarrass the FBI office if you're disarmed by a Marine Force Recon sniper. ~ avalanche719
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  • because he was shot twice by a cop ~ Logic

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#3

A water bottle is a good supressor for a .22 rifle. ~ avalanche719
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    #4

    If a guy comes up to your home and asks you to plan a "theoretical" presidential assasination: there is no need to ask what gov't agency he works for or do a background check. Flashing a Congressional Medal of Honor is all that is needed. ~ avalanche719
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    • as they said n it's not easy to get one and having no connections to anyone in the government how in the hell do you suppose he does a background check. idiot! ~ Logic

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    #5

    Knocking over a FBI agent, stealing his stuff and telling him you didn't shoot the president will instantly earn you his trust and he will start investigating the case closer, ignoring the most obvious evidence against you. ~ avalanche719
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    • Clearly this film is an infallible classic. Avalanche you're drawing a lot of hate mail it seems. ~ bourbonphantom
    • he didn't INSTANTLY earn his trust he did a lot of digging a found that it didn't add up ~ Logic

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    #6

    Its important to estimate how many goats you see after detecting movement. ~ avalanche719
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    • how is this a plot hole, have you never done something pointless because you were board ~ Logic

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    #7

    Only Mark Wallberg can put the firing pin back to his gun. So when he points the gun at you and its all loaded, never ever ever doubt him. ~ pogi
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    • there was still a firing pin in the gun just one that didn't work, so tell me why would you you put a firing pin in when there is already one in ~ Logic

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    #8

    If you want to take a photo at a stranger's car license plate, be really smart about it and ask to take a picture of the engine instead, they won't think you are weird at all for collecting engine pictures. ~ mojarras
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    • have you ever taken a picture of something you like? does everyone think your weird because of it? ~ Logic

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    #9

    When trying to fake a suicide, don't just shoot the guy with his own gun wiping off your fingerprints and planting the gun on the guy's hand. Instead, build a cool artifact that does it for you. ~ mojarras
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    #10

    Critics of shooting and espionage films tend to be faggots. ~ BigWMan
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      #11

      If the audience could tell pretty much up front that Danny Glover was a bad guy, you'd think the ex military sniper who is already disenfranchised and suspicious of the government could just as well. ~ bourbonphantom
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        #12

        After a successful coup you should bring all your conspirators out into the remote woods to celebrate. What could go wrong? ~ bourbonphantom
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          #13

          If you are a fugitive from justice, the government will kill your dog. ~ bourbonphantom
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            #14

            Don't break out the .50 Barret rifle on that helicopter until your partner and childhood friend has died. ~ nee
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              #15

              Investigations of the shooting will never once raise the issue of Swagger's .408 caliber round with the Barret's .50 that was used. They're sure that the CheyTac is the same as a Barett. ~ nee
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                #16

                Under-Armour brand clothing will protect you from multiple snipers hiding in the mountain. ~ nee
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                  #17

                  A small motorboat out in the middle of the water in broad daylight calls for a makeshift silencer, conspicuously black sweater and green camoflauge face paint. ~ nee
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                    #18

                    Dozens of mercenaries are no match for a wounded retired marine force recon sniper that must use his off-hand to shoot. Especially when he's got a new FBI disgraced agent as a spotter. ~ nee
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                      #19

                      The real reason why he's getting back at the conspirators is because they killed his dog. ~ nee
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                        #20

                        Never molest a dead marine's former girlfriend. His partner might shoot your hand off! ~ nee
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                          #21

                          A few minutes of shooting at watermelons will make you an expert sniper. ~ avalanche719
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                          • did it ever say he wa an expect, no not one. and it's not a shot from a mile away, at close range it's pretty much point and shoot, and it didn't say how long he was practicing for or would you rather watch five hours of target practice ~ Logic

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                          #22

                          Tennesee is the patriot state of shootin' stuff. ~ avalanche719
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                          • he said patron state to shooting stuff ~ BigWMan

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                          #23

                          The only reasonable question to ask after hearing a crazy story is 'what the f*ck is going on?" ~ avalanche719
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                            #24

                            There are no sides. There's not Shiites or Sunnis. No Democrats or Republicans. There's only the haves and the have-nots. ~ avalanche719
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                              #25

                              Don't high overweight cops as assassins. ~ avalanche719
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                              • again I fail to see the plot hole ~ Logic

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                              #26

                              You can buy all the equipment needed for guerilla warfare at one store. ~ avalanche719
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                              • oh so just because they show one store they must of only gone to that one store, instead they should of show every second of what they did, every store, every meal and evety shit ~ Logic

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                              #27

                              When you are the country's most wanted individual and every government agency is looking for you, an Eagles jacket and ball cap is the absolute best disguise. ~ avalanche719
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                              • so your suggesting that they should look at every person on the street to see if he's the guy that shot at the president and they should spend 6 hour on a disguise ~ Logic

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                              #28

                              High ranking FBI Agents will put their career at risk for a guy three weeks out of the academy. ~ avalanche719
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                              • if it was about a major conspiracy including the president they might and i didn't realise everyone would do what you would do ~ Logic
                              • if it was about a major conspiracy including the president they might and i didn't realise everyone would do what you would do ~ Logic

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                              #29

                              If you get your hand blown off by a sniper rifle, just be a good sport about it and laugh. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                                #30

                                When you get abducted by a bunch of masked thugs in a van on the side of the highway, make sure you drop your phone on the side of the road and don't scream for help to the person you were talking to on the other end...Mark Wahlberg will save you instead. ~ THEAO44
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                                  #31

                                  When ambushed by hundreds of highly trained soldiers, you can survive. It's just like COD: MW2 ~ THEAO44
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                                  • your right the movie would of ben way better if he died there ~ Logic

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                                  #32

                                  Local cops have really bad aim. ~ mojarras
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                                    #33

                                    It's okay to have an especially untrained FBI agent be your spotter. ~ MrsBrisby
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                                    • he wasn't calling out wind speed or humidity, he was telling him where they were from his position anyone with half a brain could do that ~ Logic
                                    • he wasn't calling out wind speed or humidity, he was telling him where they were from his position anyone with half a brain could do that ~ Logic

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