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The way to cover up your human smell is to "take your hair down." ~ Invaderben
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Baseball brings people together. Life-threatening situations do the same but with less coordinated outfits. ~ Wayward Warrior
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When garlic, sunlight, holy water, or stakes aren't available, use pepper spray to defend against vampires! ~ ChiakiEiji
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What do you call it when a person has sex with a dead body? Necrophilia. What do you call it when a dead body has sex with a person? Twilight. ~ antonia dinozo
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Vampires also double as humanoid disco balls. ~ WyndiWingfall
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He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good... and he's not Santa! ~ SainaTsukino
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Not all vampires are white. ~ Loli Pop
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Letting an unbalanced, self-proclaimed klutz stand alone on the branch of a pine tree hundreds of feet in the air on a windy day is less dangerous than kissing a vampire. ~ bookfreak
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Girls love anything so long as it’s old and, thereby, vintage. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Love means repeatedly apologizing for one's existence and/or denying one's own ability to be loved. ~ Wayward Warrior
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The budget of the Twilight Saga apparently does not have enough flex to edit out the contact lens lines in the close-ups. ~ bookfreak
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Because I am dumb enough to believe that my child fell down TWO flights of stairs then rolled out the window and survived it all, is a normal explanation as to the minor cuts and bruises on one's body. ~ BlueUsapyon
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Sparkling is a good reason to stay home from school. ~ gagster
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Don't worry about double checking the facts, that shady call from the guy hunting you is undoubtedly 100% factual. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Wooden bats are nigh-indestructible. ~ Wayward Warrior
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When in doubt, go for the guy that looks like he hates you the second you walk in the door. No doubt you'll fall in love with him. ~ Shakuma
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It is completely healthy to continue lusting after the mythological creature who admits that he watches you while you sleep - beginning before you officially met. ~ Silver
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Tree climbing is a romantic activity for two. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Vampires like to go fast. ~ Wayward Warrior
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It's acceptable to fall in love with the girl who most makes you want to kill. That won't have repercussions. Ever. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Only play baseball during thunderstorms. (Applies to vampires only.) ~ gagster
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When you outnumber the guy seven to two, the best way to defeat him is to scatter and leave your girlfriend unprotected. ~ NateSean
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Unfamiliarity = obsession. ~ Wayward Warrior
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If you are a vampire and someone smells real good to you, you make a fce like you are about to throw up. ~ mehak
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If you aren't tan, you can be asked to leave the state of Arizona. ~ Movie Chic
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Biology could be the perfect place to meet the love of your life. ~ gauravontheblock
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Now we all really know how thunder is made...(Baseball!) ~ gauravontheblock
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Some stores have windows next to the changing rooms. ~ fishy
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All vampires are rich, even though their father is the only one working in a small hospital in a small town. ~ MokonaYi
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When scaring rapists, never miss the chance to show off your drifting skills. ~ YesLiid
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It’s a slow news day everyday in a school within proximity of a Vampire coven and a Werewolf reservation. ~ Wayward Warrior
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When you are in trouble with a biker gang, your hero will be a guy in an awesome car, and save you by giving them all an evil stare/snarl. ~ Sharkboy
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If vampires fall in love at first bite rather than first sight, it makes you wonder "what went wrong with our dear old Edward?" ~ kyisama
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Vampires also do not sleep. Like never ever. This makes them to secrtely spy on their girlfriends when they sleep. ~ gauravontheblock
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Its ok to still show up to prom even though you lied to your friends about not being able to go....they won't care. ~ Sassy
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The mess created by breaking a bowl has to be cleaned by the one who broke it. Even in the vampire's world. ~ mehak
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Ed's an excellent driver. ~ mehak
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When you see your true love for the first time it usually occurs in slow motion. - So pay attention! ~ Movie Chic
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There is always a self-loathing vampire among the masses who falls in love with a mortal. You never hear about a vampire who accepts themselves, and their weaknesses for what they are, while simultaneously sharing a loving relationship with a human.
The vampire must first obsess about how he/she is a soulless monster who doesn't deserve love. There must always be melodrama. They can never meet, and go straight to sharing a loving relationship. ~ Movie Chic
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It’s always about blood. ~ Wayward Warrior
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The new girl is de facto popular. ~ Wayward Warrior
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You're having a bad day when someone DOESN'T tell you how edible you smell. Yikes. ~ Shakuma
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Yes the new boy in your life is better than the one you made mud pies with when you were five. ~ SPofSaturn
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REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE, DAMNIT! Oh wait... now they do. ~ Ally Kat
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When your boyfriend tells you that he was sneaking in your room every night just to watch you sleeping, you won't think it's creepy, you'll think it's cute. ~ mirabella
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Even the absurdest ideas of a vampire-human love story involving a werewolf can be both a bestseller and a blockbuster. ~ mehak
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Bella cant dance without Ed's help. ~ mehak
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Twilight Moms. If a bunch of forty year-old guys were lusting after Bella it'd be called pedophillia. ~ NateSean
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Cacti make for excellent mementos. ~ Wayward Warrior
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If the love of your life is about to leave you, just stutter... if it worked for Bella, it can work for you. ~ LadyDaralis
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CATS NEED LOVE TOO.
...at least, accordingly to a guy in a restaurant in the middle of nowhere. ~ umm
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If you hear thunder like sounds on a day that it isn't raining it has to be vampires playing baseball. ~ NateSean
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Vampires and baseball go together like nerds and football. ~ HermanoBluth
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You know someone is in love with you when you first make eye contact with them and then they cover their mouth like they are about to be sick! ~ Mandalia
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Edward's room has a beautiful view. ~ mehak
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Jasper is the "newest member" of the family and can't control himself around Bella yet was turned into a vampire during the Civil War? And if Edward is 108, wouldn't that make him younger than Jasper? ~ Upsidedownpiano
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Edward has no game, Bella has no social skills, a match made in heaven, no a match made in forks. ~ Bebe Bluff
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Nothing says bad ass vampire like taking geometry fifty times. ~ NateSean
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A stuffed owl can have a larger range of emotions than the two lead actors. ~ NateSean
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Professional nurses and doctors easily over look glaringly obvious bite marks in the arm. ~ NateSean
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Bella had to come to the house for them to have an excuse to use the kitchen. What did they need the bowls and cookware for? ~ NateSean
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When you're a vampire that already knows everything in the high school curriculum and has graduated many, many times and can do pretty much everything and go pretty much everywhere, the best place you could go to is...high school. ~ DeeLovesT08
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Vampires really kill you because they want your clothes. ~ Wayward Warrior
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The most beautiful beings who ever walked the earth - especially the blond ones - have serious roots. ~ Silver
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Vampires glow in the day like fairies. ~ FERIS
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Thunderstorms necessary for baseball games but not for gang wars between rival vampires ~ Upsidedownpiano
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You too can have your own vampire. It's called glitter and your significant other. ~ Lisag84
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The best way to blend in at high school is to always sit on one side of the table like you're posing for a photo shoot. ~ NateSean
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It's a story for the ages...8 to 14. ~ NateSean
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You would think Edward of all people would be the least opposed to using Mascara to cover up the sparkles. ~ NateSean
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Don't mess with Esmee. ~ NateSean
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Telling your prom date that you'll get another vampire to turn you if he won't do it is in no way symbolic of threatening to have sex with someone else. ~ NateSean
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Dying in the place of someone you met just a few short months ago is perfectly acceptable. ~ NateSean
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Tim Burton directed the only decent movie about a pale faced, eternally youthful boy named Edward. ~ NateSean
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It's not as odd as it seems, all of those guys falling over each other to get to Bella. Lets face it. Dating the police chief's daughter = Parking Ticket immunity. ~ NateSean
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Small town Americans are strangely accepting of deviant family behavior. ~ NateSean
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A guy you've never met before leaving school for a couple of days should totally offend you personally. ~ NateSean
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Every father in America wishes he could be polishing a rifle as he meets his daughter's boyfriend. ~ NateSean
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Some people think about cats. ~ NateSean
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If her name is Bella she'll like Italian. ~ NateSean
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Nobody will notice two students wandering off into the woods and not coming back. ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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Asians go with Asians for all purposes of love. ~ Loli Pop
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Vampires love to invade a human's privacy. Ask Edward, he can hear your inner thoughts. Ask Alice, she can see your future. Ask Jasper, he can feel your emotions. ~ kyisama
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A relationship based on you not killing your intended other is healthy. ~ NateSean
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Break throughs in special effects cannot seem to explain how only one movie in thirty years about vampire teenagers has ever gotten it right. ~ NateSean
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Entire gangs form based entirely on where you're going. ~ NateSean
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One guy you've barely met showing no interest in you whatsoever completely overshadows all of the kids going out of their way to include you in their group. ~ NateSean
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In Forks, trying to get a date by hoping his father adopts you is in no way unsettling. ~ NateSean
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Getting shot down by Bella actually upgrades your options for who to take to the prom. ~ NateSean
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Dancing makes Bella stammer. ~ NateSean
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Bella and Jacob's dads are getting worse with old age. ~ NateSean
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Don't bother asking your girlfriend what she thinks about the whole vampire thing. ~ NateSean
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Dad makes you take mace with you just in case. Mom easily buys your boyfriend's story about how you got injured. Frankly you're safer with your dad. ~ NateSean
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If this is your first Twilight experience, don't get attached to any of the Cullens as they're mostly window dressing. ~ NateSean
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If you hurt your dad's feelings before running away you won't be grounded. Maybe you should remember that when... ~ NateSean
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It's possible for two people to love each other when they literally have zilch in common. ~ NateSean
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The self proclaimed klutz probably shouldn't be allowed to stand in a field where vampires are pitching baseballs like bullets. ~ NateSean
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No one will question the apparent arson in a ballet school. ~ NateSean
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It is possible for vampires to contain their thirst for blood. ~ Alaurien
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Love is solely based on sight. It has nothing to do with your personality if you even have one. As long as he looks hot, he's your sole mate. ~ Max
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Even though a vampire is beautiful, he doesn't enchant everyone. ~ IANK
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Drinking human blood makes your eyes red, however drinking animal blood makes your eyes gold... Wait, aren't humans animals?? ~ Gladys
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The low point of any film is when teenagers start discussing other teenagers wang sizes. ~ NateSean
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She's not one of us. ~ NateSean
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Vampires are no longer pimps with castles and bitches. ~ Max
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Kids these days are stupid. ~ Max
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