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Zeus is cool, he tricked his brother, banged someone's wife, struck the husband with lighting and left the wife dead. And then he asked why humans hate gods. ~ hitworm
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Zeus bringing the hero's girlfriend back from the dead is enough to make him forget about his still dead family. ~ 12792
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What do you do with the leading actor in a high-grossing 3D movie? You put him in another 3D movie! ~ Grayfire
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Just use the damn sword. ~ Grayfire
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No one asks why a beautiful woman is following you around, and they still don't ask when she helps you defeat a giant scorpion. ~ Grayfire
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The hero will always appear right as the princess is about to be eaten, and the monster will move slow enough as to allow the hero time to get his weapon back. ~ Grayfire
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After many soldiers died so you could get the Medusa's head, throw it away right after using it once, because wielding a lightning sword is much cooler. ~ hitworm
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Gods love to sleep around, obviously. ~ Grayfire
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The Pegasus will appear just in time to fly you back home after it took you 10 days to get where you were going. ~ Grayfire
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It's perfectly safe to assume that cutting off Medusa's head won't reduce it's magical powers. I mean... heads usually continue functioning once severed from the body, right? That's like... a normal thing? ~ D4Shawn
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Slaying the biggest possible monster you can find that no one can kill will cause your biological father to actually care about you. ~ Grayfire
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It would be freaking awesome to have a giant scorpion to ride. ~ Grayfire
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I would have kept Medusa's head at the end... ~ Grayfire
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Hanging by your arms- only your arms- for extended periods of time won't have any consequences. No broken arms or dislocated joints. Nothing at all ~ wolfgirl92
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Being the lead actor is enough for you to be able to win at a sword-fight easily even though it is your first time!! ~ stef ~ stef221
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Ancient Greece had deserts now they dissapeared ~ stef221
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It makes a lot more sense to help your son kill the Kraken than it does to just not release it in the first place. ~ D4Shawn
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Although you spent the entire 'time' of the movie trying to get revenge on the gods who killed your family, when one of these said gods brings someone back to life for you-and it's the weird stalker woman rather than your family, you'll just smile dumbly. ~ HT
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If curses involve never getting old and never getting dirty...then count me in! ~ TiffYG2133
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CGI is the new Stop Motion Animation. ~ NateSean
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If you have a relatively dangerous job fishing at sea, why not bring the whole family along? ~ oleza
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Medusa was actually pretty hot. I guess that's why all those guys turned to stone. ~ vfxfan
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Having a woman watching over you from you're birth and then become you're lover as a man is not creepy at all, not at all. ~ Andershp
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How many times does history have to repeat itself before nobody listens to Hades anymore? ~ Grayfire
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Judging by the time it took to get to Medusa and the time it took to get back - Pegasus is the fastest form of transport ever known to man! ~ HT
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It's a good idea to listen to the craziest guy in the city, he will know what to do. ~ Andershp
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When Zeus knows that he "feeds" on human love, keep punishing them, nothing says love me like punishing people. ~ Andershp
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Apparently the underworld looks a lot like a quarry in Wales! ~ LonelyShadow
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The leading actor will always be the only one in the army left alive. ~ Grayfire
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Ancient Greece had deserts now they dissapeared ~ stef221
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Sam Worthington is all about flying stuff that few else have ever flown before. ~ Kikkomannrice
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The scorpions were kinda awesome, but they were really there, in my opinion, just as extras. ~ Andershp
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When the guy said “Let them know men did this,” what exactly? Get killed quite easily. The only people the that were of any use were a demi-god, an immortal, and some sort of ancient magical creature, which kind of defeats the whole theme of the movie. ~ Anonymous
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When your whole "mini-army" is getting ready to go and kill the target, casually mention that you are not able to enter the temple because you're a woman.....no-one will question it. ~ njackson84
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The gods can be pretty harsh on women who get raped in temples. ~ njackson84
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Medusa's head remains as the Final weapon every time. . . . ~ iAteMyWife
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If someone beats you at a swordfight, assume he is a demigod. ~ Wujek Spenser
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The Djinn, from a race that resembles Middle Easterns, was a suicide bomber......seriously!? ~ agentdc7
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Someone stole Bubo from the old movie and threw it into a weapon chest even though it's not a weapon. ~ agentdc7
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As one of my high school teachers said, "Zeus was a man-whore. " ~ Max
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Don't look this bitch in the eye. ~ Max
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Harry Hausen's monster effects were way more bad-ass. ~ Max
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Somewhere in the middle of the movie...those two men from the public (who claimed to be good shooters) who joined the people going to fight with God, said 'one minute' instead of 'one moment'. ~ anurag2comment
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Historically, the Jinn were the first to perfect the use of prosthetic limbs. ~ oleza
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You'll score with any chick you rescue at sea --- guaranteed! ~ oleza
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It takes days to get from the city of Argos to the Underworld but when you get back a few hours later using super-fast flying horse you'll find out that your friends magically teleported there already and are waiting for you on a giant scorpio. ~ philipj
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