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#1

When you're facing the alien queen, fire all your grenades into her egg producing sack rather than her. That way she has a sporting chance of fighting you later so you can show off your class 2 loader skills. ~ agentdc7
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    #2

    Before wasting time welding a door shut, make sure there's not a huge gap in the ceiling. ~ avalanche719
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      #3

      Ripley has enough money to cover the cost of losing the whole colony. ~ avalanche719
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      • Well she was asleep for 57 years. Depending on how much she had in her bank account and at what her interest rate was, she might have had enough.... ~ RoC77
      • They can bill me! ~ agentdc7
      • Well she had to have taken one big ass loan to cover the cost of the Nostromo and its cargo. ~ TankerCaptain

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      #4

      Aliens know how to use elevators. ~ avalanche719
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        #5

        Airlocks: the assholes of space. ~ avalanche719
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          #6

          They mostly come at night. Mostly. ~ jennibennibofenni
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            #7

            When its game over, build a fire and sing songs. ~ avalanche719
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              #8

              If someone is too good to eat with you, he must have a corncob up his ass. ~ avalanche719
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                #9

                Harsh language is the only substitute for ammo. ~ avalanche719
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                  #10

                  Always take a stogie with you when you go into hyper-sleep so its handy when you wake up. ~ TankerCaptain
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                    #11

                    Newt is a very resourceful little girl who evaded alien capture for a considerable amount of time with no ammo. ~ jennibennibofenni
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                    • Yet the people with ammo get picked off within minutes of encountering them. ~ NateSean

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                    #12

                    The bigger and badder the Alien the more available and advanced the suit or mech. ~ NateSean
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                      #13

                      Smacking your camera against the wall will fix it. ~ avalanche719
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                        #14

                        A salvage team is trustworthy and won't dump your body out in space in order to collect their pay. ~ avalanche719
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                        • Hmm, that's an interesting theory. That made me laugh. ~ agentdc7

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                        #15

                        Work on your pullups, you never know when you're going to be hanging on for your dear life against getting sucked out into space. ~ avalanche719
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                          #16

                          When steadycam gear became obsolete in the future, the military bought them to make smart guns. ~ agentdc7
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                            #17

                            Shotguns still look the same in the future. ~ agentdc7
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                            • Yup, same as they looked in the 1800's ~ RoC77

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                            #18

                            Never be the one to ask Bishop to do the knife trick. ~ NateSean
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                              #19

                              The Aliens are better than Paul Reiser. After all, they're not the ones screwing each other to get a percentage. ~ NateSean
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                                #20

                                Never question the motives of a Company representative when that same company screwed you royally for telling the truth. ~ NateSean
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                                  #21

                                  Not all androids are bad. ~ jennibennibofenni
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                                    #22

                                    Vasquez never gets confused for a man. ~ NateSean
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                                      #23

                                      Oh, *that's* who's laying the eggs. ~ NateSean
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                                        #24

                                        Don't give all your ammo to Frost, he's unreliable. ~ avalanche719
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                                          #25

                                          When you're out of ammo, blow yourself up. ~ avalanche719
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                                            #26

                                            Bishop occasionally misses. ~ avalanche719
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                                              #27

                                              Androids prefer being called "artificial persons" instead of "synthetics" ~ avalanche719
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                                                #28

                                                Frost has a bad feeling about every drop but not about himself, everybody else. He will gladly call your folks when they come back without you though. ~ avalanche719
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                                                  #29

                                                  Gender doesn't matter when its Arcturian ~ avalanche719
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                                                    #30

                                                    Hudson has split personalities. One is bad ass and gung ho, the other is scared and helpless. ~ avalanche719
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                                                      #31

                                                      If you're alive, the salvage crew can't cash in on your ship. ~ avalanche719
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                                                        #32

                                                        Hudson is the Ultimate Bad Ass, state of the bad ass art, you do not wanna f*** with him. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                          #33

                                                          Always leave one person on the starship you never know what could go wrong. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                          • Yeah at the very least they could send down some nukes. ~ bourbonphantom

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                                                          #34

                                                          It pays to carry extra ammo on you that the Sarge doesn't know about. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                            #35

                                                            Hicks is a personal friend of the M41A Pulse Rifle. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                              #36

                                                              When a human dies they don't get impaled...but if an android does it is a blood...milk bath ~ Darkmolerman
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                                                                #37

                                                                Always freak out when an android decides to do a knife trick. ~ Darkmolerman
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                                                                  #38

                                                                  Those robotic scanners the salvage team had are too expensive for the company to use on the planet. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                    #39

                                                                    A piece of metal that you just cut with a blowtorch will not burn your hands seconds later. ~ BajaDoug
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                                                                      #40

                                                                      Aliens like to hide underwater, sneak up on you and *THEN* stand up and snatch you at the last second. ~ BajaDoug
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                                                                        #41

                                                                        If you blow up a multi million dollar installation, you will get billed. ~ NateSean
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                                                                          #42

                                                                          When your drop ship crashes it is, in fact, game over man. ~ NateSean
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                                                                            #43

                                                                            Drop ships will comfortably seat one big ass alien monster. ~ NateSean
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                                                                              #44

                                                                              Facehuggers in jars are attracted to slimy sleazeball businessmen. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                #45

                                                                                Even though its almost dark and there are scary a$$ aliens running all over the place, its ok to suggest camping outside and singing songs. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                  #46

                                                                                  Wearing socks in the hyper sleep chamber is apparently not allowed. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                    #47

                                                                                    Space pilots wear sunglasses even in the dark! ~ Sharkus
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                                                                                      #48

                                                                                      When you see sticky goo on the drop door, run! ~ Sharkus
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                                                                                        #49

                                                                                        They can cut the power out. ~ jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                          #50

                                                                                          Hicks likes to keep an old fashioned rifle handy for "close encounters." ~ jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                          #51

                                                                                          Androids have a milky white liquid in the place of blood. ~ jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                            #52

                                                                                            Freak outs like the ones Hudson has were really starting to piss off Ripley. ~ jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                              #53

                                                                                              Dusting off and nuking the site from orbit is the only way to be sure...or is it? (existence of Alien 3) ~ jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                              • And how could she fart one up into a corner somewhere? ~ bourbonphantom
                                                                                              • Personally, the premise for Alien 3 never made sense to me. The queen could not lay eggs without her giant sack thing. ~ agentdc7

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                                                                                              #54

                                                                                              One of the greatest movie lines of all time is "Get away from her you bitch!" ~ jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                                #55

                                                                                                Don't trust anyone that works for the company. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                                  #56

                                                                                                  A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm, every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                                  • Every formation a parade! ~ IcyNeko

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                                                                                                  #57

                                                                                                  If you're made out of plastic, you can't have bad dreams. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                                    #58

                                                                                                    Sergeants in the Colonial Marines have an unlimited amount of cigars. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                                      #59

                                                                                                      Thermonuclear explosions equal Adios Muchachos ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                                        #60

                                                                                                        Remember: short, controlled bursts. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                                          #61

                                                                                                          The Hyperdine System's 120-A2s were always a bit twitchy. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                                            #62

                                                                                                            Cornbread is good for you. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                                              #63

                                                                                                              Vasquez could have been mistaken for a man, so could Hudson. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                                #64

                                                                                                                Never leave the door open on the drop ship when checking out a colony where all the people are 'missing'. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                  #65

                                                                                                                  Vasquez thought they said illegal alien and signed up. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                    #66

                                                                                                                    The floor on a Marine cruiser can be freezing cold sometimes. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                      #67

                                                                                                                      Always carry a deck of cards you never know when your gonna be waiting around for some xenomorphs to attack. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                        #68

                                                                                                                        Your mom might tell you there are no real monsters but there are. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                          #69

                                                                                                                          Lt. Gorman is a bit of a rookie. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                            #70

                                                                                                                            You can fry half a city with an Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                              #71

                                                                                                                              Looks like all that playing around in the ventilation ducts paid off for Newt. ~ TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                                #72

                                                                                                                                APCs are a lot bigger on the inside. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                  #73

                                                                                                                                  Casey is just a piece of plastic. ~ podding
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                                                                                                                                    #74

                                                                                                                                    Vasquez just wants to know one thing: Where they are. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                      #75

                                                                                                                                      A cocoon that's strong enough to keep people locked in place is also weak enough for someone on the outside to tear off. ~ Adam
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                                                                                                                                        #76

                                                                                                                                        Ripley probably doesn't like the cornbread. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                          #77

                                                                                                                                          The Game is Over, Man. The Game is Over! ~ SoraKari
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                                                                                                                                            #78

                                                                                                                                            Synthetics look creepy doing the commando crawl in a pipe with weird lighting. ~ BajaDoug
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                                                                                                                                              #79

                                                                                                                                              This is *not* another bug hunt. ~ BajaDoug
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                                                                                                                                                #80

                                                                                                                                                Giving someone a locator watch doesn't mean you are married on LV-426. ~ BajaDoug
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                                                                                                                                                  #81

                                                                                                                                                  Salvage teams are disappointed when they find someone alive. ~ BajaDoug
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                                                                                                                                                    #82

                                                                                                                                                    Sharp sticks are extremely lethal weapons! So lethal, in fact, that it is worth mentioning them when bragging about possessing nukes in the same sentence. ~ Aidan
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                                                                                                                                                      #83

                                                                                                                                                      They CAN cut the power. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                        #84

                                                                                                                                                        Occasionally, everyone makes a bad call. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                          #85

                                                                                                                                                          Harsh language doesn't work as well as you'd think. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                            #86

                                                                                                                                                            Leaving drop ship doors open when going to pee is a welcome mat to aliens. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                              #87

                                                                                                                                                              When the cockpit door opens to drop ship, always be ready with your gun, you have no idea who or what is coming in. Better to be prepared. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                #88

                                                                                                                                                                Androids are synthetic; they're not stupid. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                  #89

                                                                                                                                                                  IQ's are going to drop sharply over the next 57 years or so. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                    #90

                                                                                                                                                                    Face huggers love going for the good ol' jump scare just as much as any cat. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                      #91

                                                                                                                                                                      Another day in the Corps is like a day on the farm. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                        #92

                                                                                                                                                                        Every meal is a banquet. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                          #93

                                                                                                                                                                          Every paycheck's a fortune. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                            #94

                                                                                                                                                                            Corps Sergeant loves the Corps. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                              #95

                                                                                                                                                                              Grunts can't make certain kinds of desicions. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                #96

                                                                                                                                                                                No plan is complete without a deck of cards. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #97

                                                                                                                                                                                  The "Company" buys the cheap cornbread. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                    #98

                                                                                                                                                                                    Dolls can't dream, because they're made of plasitc. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #99

                                                                                                                                                                                      How tight you tied your shoe this morning could be the difference between life and death. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                        #100

                                                                                                                                                                                        Calling an Alien Queen a "bitch", gets her upset just as if she was a person... ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't expect a Corps Sargeant to get you your slippers. ~ NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                            57 years in hyper sleep makes Jones the cat 248 years old. ~ bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                                                                                                              If the face huggers go on strike will the xenomorphs go extinct? ~ catmunch
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Ripley is one bad mamma jamma. She can handle complicated weaponry and machinery with ease, and Hicks is noticing that. ~ jennibennibofenni
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