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#1

Jello can fall in love. ~ Shauna
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    #2

    If you combine a genetically altered tomato with a ranch flavored dessert topping the resulting mass will gain consciousness, and will most likely call itself Bob. ~ Shauna
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      #3

      If you get hit by a meteorite and start growing enormous, don't worry. Since it's a kids movie, your dress will also grow. ~ bookfreak
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        #4

        You can survive a direct hit from a meteor as long as it contains radioactive material within it. ~ Invaderben
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          #5

          Aliens like to take over the world, but the monsters are here to save us. ~ Shauna
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            #6

            Susan is a name that can actually scare people. ~ Shauna
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              #7

              The Invisible man died of a heart attack. ~ Shauna
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                #8

                Men are scared by giant women who are stronger than them. ~ Shauna
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                • Men are scared by regular-sized women who are stronger than them, too. ~ ekedolphin

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                #9

                The missing link is part fish. ~ Invaderben
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                • Is that why women taste..... never mind. I'm gonna stop right there..... ~ Halfsh0t
                • Is that why women taste..... never mind. I'm gonna stop right there..... ~ Halfsh0t

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                #10

                Scientists that turn themselves into cockroaches are so smart, they're stupid. ~ malice
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                #11

                Dr. Cockroach's PhD is in dance. ~ UsernameTed
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                  #12

                  Next time my parents say I can't go to the arcade I can just say "But someday my DDR abilities could save the day!" ~ Halfsh0t
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                    #13

                    Stephen Colbert is the President. No wonder aliens pictured us as weak and spineless. ~ hisaishi
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                    • I give him credit for carrying what looked like a Desert Eagle and even using it. ~ howler

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                    #14

                    Axel F. is the best way to communicate with alien robots. ~ Invaderben
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                      #15

                      The easiest way to open a lock is by playing Roses Are Red on DDR for about a good 10 seconds, and hope that you don't fail. ~ Alazne Chan
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                        #16

                        When food is inside B.O.B it dissolves, but people.... don't? ~ Halfsh0t
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                          #17

                          You can pretend to be an alien if you are a giant gelatinous blob. ~ Shauna
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                            #18

                            If B.O.B hugs you, you taste ham. ~ Invaderben
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                              #19

                              Giant caterpillars cheat at "Go Fish." ~ Invaderben
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                              • When you're playing against BOB. ~ PhoenixFox
                              • Lie? ~ kvn8907
                              • Remind me again how you can cheat at that game and get away with it. ~ hisaishi

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                              #20

                              Scientists do not have to be evil to turn themselves into cockroaches. ~ malice
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                                #21

                                Code Brown is definetly an appropriate response to an Alien attack. ~ UsernameTed
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                                  #22

                                  If you are approximatly 50 feet tall and are going to use cars as roller skates, don't bother to check if anyone is inside, it's a waste of time. ~ UsernameTed
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                                  • Also, just assume the car is in neutral. ~ kvn8907
                                  • Also, just assume the car is in neutral. ~ kvn8907

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                                  #23

                                  The only thing worse than getting broken up with on TV is being broken up with by a giant women, and a gelationous blob you've never met before, on TV. ~ Halfsh0t
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                                  • What's worse is that blob then leaving you for a gelatin dessert. ~ howler

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                                  #24

                                  Insecto likes tummy rubs. ~ Abrina7
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                                    #25

                                    When evacuating a major city via a toll bridge, exact change is appreciated... but not necessary. ~ ekedolphin
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                                      #26

                                      Not all aliens like to play music as a way to communicate, some of them will just attack you. ~ Shauna
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                                        #27

                                        You can hypnotize a giant caterpillar with a blue light. ~ Invaderben
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                                          #28

                                          Cockroaches are prone to maniacal laughter. ~ Invaderben
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                                            #29

                                            If you stow away on an alien ship, be prepared to die. ~ xXdeathnoteluvrzXx
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                                              #30

                                              The Missing Link is out of shape! ~ UsernameTed
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                                                #31

                                                Giant Catapillers can play dead! ~ Halfsh0t
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                                                  #32

                                                  Is Fresno such a bad place to move to? (Former Fresno State student) ~ FERIS
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                                                    #33

                                                    Stephen Colbert as the president will lead to awesome battles between monsters and extraterrestrials ~ ryan corderman
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                                                      #34

                                                      It's a bad idea to yell "Eat lead!" at an alien when trying to shoot it. ~ Movie Genius
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                                                        #35

                                                        The military is, as usual, weak. ~ LaviStrikesBack
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                                                          #36

                                                          You got a BETTER idea, nerd? ~ ekedolphin
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                                                            #37

                                                            Was anyone else shocked that General Monger didn't turn on the monsters at any point during the movie? ~ ekedolphin
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