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No lowly paid government official is brave enough to open a container marked radioactive waste. Apparently they won't even ask what you're doing with radioactive waste to begin with. ~ NateSean
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Always carry a bucketload of condoms with you, when selling guns to amicable African Lords of War. (Twins man, TWINS!) ~ Monkey Overlord
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The trouble with marrying your dream girl is she tends to become real. ~ NateSean
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1 out of every 12 men, women, and children is armed. The question is how do we arm the other 11? ~ NateSean
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Nothing is worse for business than peace. ~ NateSean
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When you have to much cocaine, go to South America and try to snort your home country ~ Darkmolerman
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From presidents to gun-runners, everybody was happy when Gorbatsjov threw in the towel. ~ Monkey Overlord
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Removing all metal objects before stepping through the metal detector, means the bullet in your baby bro's leg to. ~ Monkey Overlord
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Helicopter and missles sold seperatly. ~ Monkey Overlord
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AK-47's sound like money ~ Monkey Overlord
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If you want money your little brother can't snort? Then don't deal with Columbians. ~ Monkey Overlord
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The French flag is just the Dutch flag turned to its side. ~ Monkey Overlord
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Don't leave your plane unlocked in Central Africa. ~ Monkey Overlord
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Finding an ancient lost treasure isn't enough to support a family these days, gotta run guns on the side to. ~ Monkey Overlord
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You might evade The CIA, Escape from the clutches of ATF. But Interpol will seriously cramp your style. Don't run guns. ~ Monkey Overlord
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Converted Jews are more Jewish than actual Jews. ~ NateSean
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The best part of Judaism is the hats. It reminds you that there is always something above. ~ NateSean
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Ava Fontain didn't know Yuri existed. He thinks she may have had a point. ~ NateSean
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It's a bad idea go into this kind of business with someone who has a concience. Even if that person is your brother. ~ NateSean
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The US, Russia, UK, France and China are the biggest exporters of arms and they are also the five permanent members of the United Nations Security Council. ~ NateSean
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They call it gun running for a reason. ~ NateSean
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Beware of the Dog reminds you to beware of the dog in you. ~ NateSean
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When you can eat there for free and you still don't eat there, it's probably not going to be in business for very long. ~ NateSean
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There are more gun shops in America than McDonalds. ~ NateSean
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Cars and tobacco products kill people everyday. At least guns come with a safety switch. ~ NateSean
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Ava is a failed artist, actress, and she's not much of a mother but she's not a failed human being. ~ NateSean
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In the 80's a video camera was as big as an Israeli made uzi. ~ NateSean
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When you're being investigated on charges of arms smuggling it might be a good idea not to try selling a silencer to the investigators. ~ NateSean
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Being in Moldavia is like being on another planet. The planet Moldavia. ~ NateSean
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When the agency of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms stops you at the airport it probably isn't for the Alcohol or the Tobacco. ~ NateSean
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Illegal gun runners supply the president's allies. ~ NateSean
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Pacifists aren't the most regular of customers for gun runners. ~ NateSean
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The trouble with gun runners going to war is that there's no shortage of amunition. ~ NateSean
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Always have sex with your wife as if she was the only one and the other women won't matter. ~ NateSean
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There were few times during the 80's when being Jewish was a good thing. ~ NateSean
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They say Evil prevails when good men fail to act. They should just say Evil prevails. ~ NateSean
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If you have the right connections, you can buy automatic weapons as scrap metal. ~ Karaokephile
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Don't invite your ex gunn-running brother to Christmas. ~ Monkey Overlord
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Selling weapons will make your wife walk naked through the apartment. ~ Monkey Overlord
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It pays to be the bad guy, it pays better selling to the bad guy. (often that would be the good guy) ~ Monkey Overlord
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Yes....We can sell you an AC130. Just like the ones in Call of Duty, but we to will think you're a douche. ~ Monkey Overlord
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Nicolas probably sold the gun that shot Leo in Blood Diamond. ~ Monkey Overlord
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