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Terminator 2: Judgement Day

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#1

It isn't at all creepy for a cop to say this "He's quite a handsome boy, do you mind if I keep the picture?" after looking at a photo of your sun. ~ 12792
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    #2

    If your foster mom is too nice, something is wrong! ~ avalanche719
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      #3

      Twelve year olds hack ATMs to go to the arcade. ~ avalanche719
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        #4

        Orderlies in criminal mental institutions frequently molest their patients. ~ NateSean
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          #5

          After firing the minigun at the cops, Terminator had 0.0 casualties. I wonder if 0.2 meant someone lost an arm. ~ agentdc7
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            #6

            If you want a biker's clothes, boots, and motorcycle, just say please. ~ agentdc7
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              #7

              You can hide a shotgun in a box of roses at the mall. ~ agentdc7
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                #8

                Motorcycles have very strong tires. ~ agentdc7
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                  #9

                  If your Cyberdyne access card doesn't work, you should try a grenade launcher access card. ~ agentdc7
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                    #10

                    Get the dog's name before killing the foster parents. ~ avalanche719
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                      #11

                      If you win at coffee-cup-poker, its not you're lucky day, you're actually going to die. ~ avalanche719
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                        #12

                        Skynet has balls, and John Connor's got em. ~ avalanche719
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                          #13

                          You can trust a terminator if he says you can with a smile. ~ avalanche719
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                            #14

                            There are 215 bones in the human body. ~ agentdc7
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                              #15

                              You can't kill people, because you can't. ~ agentdc7
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                                #16

                                Security guards will still live when you shoot them in the knee caps. ~ agentdc7
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                                  #17

                                  You can get a quarter from the payphone by smashing it. ~ agentdc7
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                                  • You'll refund her quarter now mister!!!!! ~ agentdc7
                                  • It worked for Tackleberry. ~ NateSean

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                                  #18

                                  Sarah Connor trained to cock a shotgun one handed, just in case. ~ avalanche719
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                                  • The crazy thing is she wasn't training with a shotgun. ~ Stasis

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                                  #19

                                  Men who build bombs don't know what its like to create something. ~ avalanche719
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                                    #20

                                    The terminator didn't have a quarter but the telephone sure had a lot of them. ~ avalanche719
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                                      #21

                                      A machine is better than a string a would-be fathers. ~ avalanche719
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                                        #22

                                        The moment you see something really strange like a policeman that melts into silver mercury shit, always drop your cigarette out of your mouth... ~ blogger de niro
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                                          #23

                                          Bar flys like them some naked terminators. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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                                            #24

                                            John Connor can run faster than a truck with a top speed of 60mph. ~ agentdc7
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                                              #25

                                              Terminator needs a vacation after killing T-1000. ~ agentdc7
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                                                #26

                                                The T-1000 couldn't use those sharp blades to cut the elevator cable. ~ NateSean
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                                                  #27

                                                  A mini-gun is definitely a good match for the terminator. ~ avalanche719
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                                                    #28

                                                    Its not every day that you find out you're responsible for three billion deaths. ~ avalanche719
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                                                      #29

                                                      1997 would've been a good year to invest in sunblock companies but then the Terminator came. ~ avalanche719
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                                                        #30

                                                        Two million SPF sunblock will help you survive a nuke. ~ avalanche719
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                                                          #31

                                                          Time paradoxes are so confusing. ~ avalanche719
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                                                            #32

                                                            If you get copied, you're dead. ~ avalanche719
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                                                              #33

                                                              Pens can go through knee caps. ~ avalanche719
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                                                              • If you shove it hard enough. :p ~ NateSean

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                                                              #34

                                                              There's no fate but what we make for ourselves ~ avalanche719
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                                                                #35

                                                                Pain is just data. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                  #36

                                                                  "I'll be back" is Terminator code for I'm going to bust this place up with the nearest available vehicle. ~ podding
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                                                                    #37

                                                                    When that cop [1L-19] from T-1 got his head smashed, he got amnesia and became a photographer. However, seeing the Terminator again at the mall, he started getting his memory back. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                      #38

                                                                      If you want a terminator to make you laugh, tell him to smile [check out the deleted scene]. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                      • Yup, that's how I saw it. ~ agentdc7
                                                                      • They included it in an extended addition. ~ NateSean
                                                                      • They included it in an extended addition. ~ NateSean

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                                                                      #39

                                                                      Sarah Connor got buff! ~ agentdc7
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                                                                        #40

                                                                        Having a 40mm grenade shot into you will only blow up your upper body. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                          #41

                                                                          Arcades are dangerous places. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                          • Yeah, cops can shove you into the wall. ~ agentdc7

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                                                                          #42

                                                                          After being shot you'll die right after your friends escape and SWAT enters the room. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                            #43

                                                                            Terminators cannot self-terminate. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                              #44

                                                                              Skynet knows that a Russian counter-attack would destroy the U.S. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                #45

                                                                                Don't say "affirmative", say "no problemo" ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                  #46

                                                                                  Chill out, dickwad, eat me! ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                    #47

                                                                                    When the password doesn't work, just blow away the door. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                      #48

                                                                                      Terminators were not programmed to cry. ~ avalanche719
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                                                                                        #49

                                                                                        Terminators give you a thumbs up when dipping themselves in a tub. ~ slashnroses
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                                                                                          #50

                                                                                          The T-1000 thinks police motorcycles are, "nice bikes". ~ Bacupboy
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                                                                                            #51

                                                                                            Always be sure to wear your seat belt. You never know when a T-1000 is going to throw you out of your seat and steal your truck. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                              #52

                                                                                              If Skynet needed the terminator's chip to create self-aware machines, how did they create self-aware machines the very first time? ~ Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                                #53

                                                                                                There was a time when CGI was done THE RIGHT WAY. ~ Max
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                                                                                                  #54

                                                                                                  A 12-year old with an Atari device can hack into anything really easily...Either that or Cyberdyne Systems had really shitty security measurements ~ screwyou00
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                                                                                                    #55

                                                                                                    "Wolfie" is a terrible name for a dog. And Terminators are terrible at making up names. ~ pikasneeze
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                                                                                                      #56

                                                                                                      Terminators can learn why humans cry. ~ pikasneeze
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