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In the future, the only TV show is fire. ~ agentdc7
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A Terminator that kills out of convenience will patiently wait for a store clerk to get his weapons. ~ NateSean
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There is nothing pretentious at all when the leader of the future has the initials J.C. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When it's a nice night for a walk, get naked. ~ agentdc7
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It's so cool to see someone murdered on the news with an identical name to yours. ~ agentdc7
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Bishop, along with Hudson, were killed by a Terminator, Alien, and a Predator. ~ agentdc7
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When a terminator travels back through time, it's hair style will adjust to the appropriate time period. ~ agentdc7
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Horny boyfriends should really learn to recognize the voice of their girlfriends before talking all dirty on the phone. ~ agentdc7
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Shotgun shells are on the counter for you to grab and load into your gun. If the store owner says you can't do that, they're WRONG! ~ agentdc7
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In the future, if a really buff Mr. Universe-looking contestant comes into your bunker, you can bet it's a terminator. ~ agentdc7
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There is only one sex scene in the entire franchise...one. ~ NateSean
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The mother of the future can't even balance her checkbook. ~ NateSean
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That blue haired punk was actually Bill Paxton. ~ agentdc7
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They sold phase plasma rifles with 40 watt range in 1984. It's just not visible on the shelf. ~ agentdc7
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Don't be fooled. Robots don't burn to death. ~ agentdc7
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After a while, Terminators will smell like dead cats. ~ agentdc7
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Thinking about how its possible to send your lieutenant back in time to have sex with your mother so you can be born and lead the future resistance gives me a headache. ~ avalanche719
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Terminators don't feel pain, but Michael Biehn does. ~ Bacupboy
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Everybody likes to bite Michael Biehn's hand. Newt did it and Ed Harris did it too. ~ agentdc7
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The songs that play in a night club will all be by the same artist. ~ username
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Apparently in the future, machines don't have access to a single picture of their main nemesis. I suppose Google's world domination efforts didn't go that well. ~ qwkslvr
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If a cyborg assassin from the future hellbent on killing you enters the police station in which you are staying and starts going on a rapid and relentless killing spree, don't bother putting on the protective vest that the lieutenant gave to you. Just hide under the desk. ~ username
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Being on PCP allows you to punch through windshields. ~ agentdc7
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When a cyborg's outer flesh burns off, the shiny and sleek endoskeleton is all that remains. ~ agentdc7
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Sarah Connor is better than mortal man deserves. ~ NateSean
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Don't knife the Terminator because he's got a fist and he's "going ram into your stomach, and break your goddamn spine!!!!" (Running man reference) ~ agentdc7
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When I think of Christian Bale's mother and father Linda Hamilton and Michael Bien sure aren't the first people to come to mind. ~ NateSean
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Calling someone a loon is technical terminology for labeling them as crazy. ~ username
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Dogs only bark at Terminators. ~ username
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Police stations must reek of old coffee and cigarette smoke. ~ nee
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When a creepy Austrian wearing sunglasses at night states that he'll be back, one should reconsider if he means it when he'll be back. ~ nee
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Cops in the 80s don't consider civilians or detainees as worth protecting when a psychotic killing machine (literally) guns through the station armed with a machine gun and SPAS-12 gauge. ~ nee
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No one in the 80s know trigger discipline or how to aim an assault rifle. ~ nee
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Terminator, produced in 2027, is so real that he is just like the average 80s action film gunman that fires only from the hip and suffers from recoil from handguns held in one hand. ~ nee
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It's not convincing when you travel back in time and describe to people things they haven't yet done in the past tense. ~ nee
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The FAMAS is the rifle of the future. ~ nee
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Even in dark days of mankind and desperate wars of survival, you still got paperwork to do. ~ nee
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No need to use dog sniffers BEFORE they enter secure compounds- jsut let' em in and gun you all down. ~ nee
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Apparently 2027 didn't have the tech to have Terminator go back in time with infinite cash. ~ nee
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