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When you're avoiding your fiance 'cause you were somewhat responsible for her brother's death, drive to his funeral on the biggest, loudest motorcycle you can find. ~ JumpinJack
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Slow motion explosions are cooler than real-time explosions. ~ Invaderben
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A skin-tight black leather jumpsuit is perfectly acceptable battlefield attire. ~ Invaderben
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If you're in a movie based on Hasbro toys, you will probably end up in Egypt. ~ Invaderben
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If your fiancé's little brother survives the blast you thought killed him, chances are it will turn him evil. ~ Invaderben
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The grand master of a martial art can be assassinated by his eight year old pupil that threw a hissy fit. ~ chibi master
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All you need to override brainwashing nanomites injected into your brain is the power of love. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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For maximum shock value, test your stolen superweapon on the French. ~ Invaderben
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The silent one always has a back story. ~ Shineska
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Just like every other action movie, make sure that one Asian guy has a sword, no matter how stereotypical. ~ kugen
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Needlessly brainwashing your sister is all good as long as it's all in the name of science. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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The guy in the accelerator suit who ran through the streets of Paris dodging traffic, jumping through trains and plowing through bakeries will get taken down by a rifle-butt shot to the jaw from a French cop he saw coming for 10 feet. ~ JumpinJack
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You can figure out a lot by a person's shadow. ~ JumpinJack
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In fairness, running 3000 miles across the ice with a weapons case really is a stupid plan. ~ JumpinJack
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If you sell arms to both side of the French Resistance, don't get caught! ~ Invaderben
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Knowing is half the battle. ~ Invaderben
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The good guy doesn't always wear white. ~ Invaderben
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Don't let your fiance's little brother die on a top secret mission. ~ Invaderben
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You should worry when your most devastating weapons are stolen, especially when there are no demands. ~ Invaderben
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Don't trust anyone who whistles "The Bear Went Over the Mountain." ~ Invaderben
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Give praise to both your pupils, otherwise one may kill you. ~ Invaderben
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There are loopholes in every return order. ~ Invaderben
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When the good guy tries to steal the weapons case in a futile attempt to escape, check to make sure the homing beacon is still off. ~ Invaderben
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Nanomites can not only eat everything in sight, they also don't gain weight or change size, causing the tanks or cities they eat to vanish into thin air. ~ Adam
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Comic fans are not nearly as pissed off about Marlon Wayans hooking up with Scarlett as they are about Snake Eyes NOT hooking up with Scarlett. ~ SomeGuy
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Persistence will win over the heart of the cold, emotionless, but hot girl despite the fact you are an idiot. ~ Schultzie
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Nobody uses camo anymore. ~ kugen
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Dr. Mindbender prefers Norton Antivirus. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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If you spot a kid, clearly cold, soaked, and in need of shelter, in your home eating a little bit of food from the enormous amount in the kitchen, not only whip his ass, but do it as sloppily as possible, destroying all the other perfectly good remaining food. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Master Chief was the inspiration for the Delta-6 accelerator suits. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Go through all the trouble of travelling to the funeral of your fiance's brother by motorcycle while it's pouring rain out. But once you arrive there, just remove your shades, replace them, then leave. Don't do anything silly like walk up to the grave to pay your respects, let alone speak to the woman you're supposed to marry. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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A crossbow that needs to charge up for a few seconds before each firing is still an effective weapon for an ultra-elite commando. ~ JumpinJack
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Heavy Duty likes to dress like Blade on certain missions. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Since when did parents start naming their kids Storm Shadow??? ~ Parth
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The super suit can either jump over the train or through it. ~ Invaderben
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No matter how intense the fighting is, you can always find time to compliment someone's shoes. ~ Invaderben
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Pressure plates at the cobra base judge by surface area rather then weight. ~ Invaderben
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If you buy a Hummer, check to see if there are a few things: 1) a random guy wearing black on the bottom who is somehow still on 2) a bunch of pointy things that fly out of the sides at the push of a button and 3) a spiky plow on the front for getting down the highway. I wonder if it's a hybrid. ~ Alazne Chan
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How did the nanobugs manage to survive in The Day The Earth Stood Still, die, then reappear in G.I. Joe and die again? ~ Shineska
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Korean actors are the new "in" thing for Hollywood action movies. ~ SomeGuy
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Silent ninjas seem a little less cool when you realize their mouths have been molded onto their masks. Only a little, though. ~ SomeGuy
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Flamethrowers can burn through anything... ~ waffle
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G.I. Joe is proof that you can subtly meld twenty action flicks and come up with something good and non-cliche ... or not. ~ Silver
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French cops are dumb. ~ Finnegan
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Storm Shadow's still pretty badass, despite the fact that he needs to change his fashion sense. Badly. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Ninja trumps Supersuit. ~ JumpinJack
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When the ninja/commando suddenly decides to stop attacking take it as a warning - you're about to get hit by a train. ~ JumpinJack
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When wearing an accelerator suit built of metal, hydraulics and other heavy parts, it's probably a bad idea to run across a glass rooftop. ~ JumpinJack
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Always be on guard for spaghetti sauce. Damn, those ninjas fight dirty. ~ JumpinJack
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Probing a dead guy's brain for his last memories by jamming huge screwdrivers into his head is a really gross interrogation technique. ~ JumpinJack
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Robotic tuna? really? That was less than impressive. ~ JumpinJack
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If you are a ninja, attempting to slash your opponent with your sword ONLY rips the clothes, NOT the skin on your body. ~ FERIS
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Dr. Mindbender is the most awesome villain name ever!!! ~ ryan corderman
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The members of Cobra are able to tolerate Zartan's incessant and unrelenting whistling of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" without having even the slightest urge to tell him to shut the f*ck up. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Even a scientific genius can sometimes use "light years" incorrectly. ~ i m spades
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If a train T bones a Hummer H2, it will fly straight up in the air cause that's how physics logically works. ~ agentdc7
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If the bad guys are going to destroy something significant in France, it's probably the Eiffel Tower-I mean it's always Eiffel Tower. ~ agentdc7
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The military uses Hummer H2s. ~ agentdc7
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If a warhead is heading for the White House, only one jet will try to intercept the missile. ~ agentdc7
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Locating a base in the Arctic is like finding a hackstack in a coal mine. ~ agentdc7
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When you fly a plane straight up and parachute back down, chances are you will land in the exact same spot without the wind carrying you elsewhere. ~ agentdc7
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If you're wondering what army is going to take you in when only one sub is in front of you, 100 subs will appear out of nowhere immediately. ~ agentdc7
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The Pit has lousy security. They can't pick up any tremors or breaches in the walls nor do they have security cameras to see anything fishy going on. ~ agentdc7
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Female corporals find getting stabbed more surprising than painful. ~ agentdc7
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Zartan kills women. But he is also a woman too according to Storm Shadow. ~ agentdc7
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When you in a strangle hold. Cloaking yourself will allow you to escape. o_O. ~ agentdc7
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French cars are full of C4. ~ agentdc7
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Motorcycles are so heavy they can absorb the T bone impact of a car without slowing it down. ~ agentdc7
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If your speeding through heavy opposing traffic with a motorcycle, you have nothing to worry about. If you suddenly fly 20 feet in the air, you are in mortal danger. ~ agentdc7
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Motorcyclists will stop and park right next to your van just in case you want to steal it from them for a chase sequence. ~ agentdc7
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Snake Eyes took a vow of silence. So why does he have a mouth on his mask? ~ FilmSavvy
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