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If Eric is looking for a girl there's a ton of highly available ones right in the laundry room. ~ NateSean
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If you want to get your prince charming you will have to abandon your family and drastically change your body. ~ blogger de niro
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When you're putting on a performance, it might be a good idea to make sure all of your performers are actually in attendance. ~ ekedolphin
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In olden days, humans used to stand around and stare at each other all day. That's very boring. ~ ekedolphin
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When punishing your daughter, the overly-forceful approach could cause her to turn to your worst enemy for help. ~ ekedolphin
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It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man. ~ ekedolphin
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Sebastian's a good enough composer that he can teach animals his song right on the spot. (Twice!) ~ ekedolphin
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Nice young ladies don't just swim around the ocean rescuing people and then go off into oblivion. ~ NateSean
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That mermaids can sing under water. ~ blinghurst
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Ariel looked absolutely delighted to have legs, didn't she? ~ ekedolphin
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Scuttle has never been wrong when it was important. ~ NateSean
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That 16-year-olds can fall in love... ~ blinghurst
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That King Triton is a reasonable man. ~ blinghurst
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That French chefs like to sing. ~ blinghurst
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Ariel is always late for everything. ~ ekedolphin
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Someone *does* have to nail that girl's fins to the floor. ~ ekedolphin
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That you can steer a ship out of a whirlpool into a sea witch. ~ blinghurst
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That some mermaids are hot! ~ blinghurst
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I learned..that you have to kiss before it's too late...What's the matter with a girl kissing the boy 1st? ~ Alaurien
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Disobeying your father pays off. ~ smanack
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People don't really care if you are a kleptomaniac hoarder if you are a cute Princess. ~ PixieAngelo
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That mermaids really do exist. ~ blinghurst
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That French chefs like to sing. ~ blinghurst
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