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State funded orphanages don't bother hiring night awake counselors to prevent kids from knocking the hell out of each other or wandering off the property. ~ NateSean
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Getting hit by a car has no lasting effects on a small boy such as limping, bruising, etc. ~ NateSean
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One night stands with total strangers lead to gifts...not the kind that keep on giving mind you. ~ NateSean
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A pizza that's 8 to 12 slices will feed about a hundred hungry kids. ~ NateSean
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A kid can sleep at a homeless shelter and get enrolled into Julliard without anyone asking where he comes from. ~ NateSean
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that a screenwriter can get away with hundreds of magical coincidences in a single movie, despite all the screenwriting books that teach the contrary. ~ NateSean
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that when a child prodigy composes his first masterpiece symphony and it's so good it will be presented in Central Park, it will sound much like incidental film music, and even swells when magical coincidences happen. ~ NateSean
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If you want to find a new name just look at passing trucks. ~ NateSean
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Children play instruments for cash on the same street corner in New York during school hours without juvenile patrol picking them up. ~ NateSean
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In 2007 cell phones were still prohibitively expensive and rare, so everyone still uses payphones. ~ NateSean
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An hours old baby will move his arms in perfect rhythm to a song he hears across the from the nursery. ~ NateSean
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Despite the long waiting lists to adopt a baby nobody wanted to adopt a white, male infant in 1995. ~ NateSean
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A kid can wander all the way to New York City in the middle of a freezing night on a long stretch of rural road and not have a scratch on him or even a sign of redness in his cheeks. ~ NateSean
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If a person has a booked flight to go from Chicago to San Francisco and that flight is boarding, he can change his mind and instead take a flight from Chicago to New York City, which is ALSO boarding and still have time to pay for the flight and get on the plane before it takes off. Business travelers do this all the time in airports, right? ~ NateSean
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Music is everywhere. ~ NateSean
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She has one of those, and he's been living under her bed. ~ DaMaser
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Oliver twist can play music! ~ blogger de niro
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Music helps...for calling your parents. Wherever you are....interesting. ~ Alaurien
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If a social worker offers to give an orphan a better life, he always advises the kid to travel alone and meet him in the inner city with only a business card containing his contact number. ~ Keely
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