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That Nuprin is little, yellow, and different... ~ blinghurst
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That a gun rack is a bad gift. ~ blinghurst
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That playing with doughnuts can be fun. ~ blinghurst
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That if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder... ~ blinghurst
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Living with your parents is both bogus and sad, but as long as you know how to party you're all set. ~ NateSean
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Glen never did a crazy thing in his life before that night. ~ NateSean
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Learning a girl's language will increase your chances with her. ~ NateSean
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If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass when it hopped. ~ NateSean
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Overzealous jerk getting in your way? Cattleprod. ~ NateSean
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She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine. ~ NateSean
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If you're gonna spew, spew into this. ~ NateSean
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Body cavity search is the solution to everything. ~ NateSean
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If you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound. ~ NateSean
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Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. ~ NateSean
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The beast doesn't include selling out. ~ NateSean
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Plutonic love can exist between two grown men. ~ NateSean
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Stacy is mental. She needs to get over it and go out with someone else. ~ NateSean
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Bugs bunny was never attractive when he put on a dress and pretended to be a girl bunny. ~ NateSean
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If Cassandra were a president she'd be Baberham Lincoln. ~ NateSean
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Led Zeplin didn't write songs that everyone liked. He left that to the BeeGees. ~ NateSean
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A guy who gets so wasted he doesn't remember what happened the night before isn't my first choice of mechanics to inspect my car. ~ NateSean
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If you spew and she bolts it was never meant to be, but if you blow chunks and she comes back then she's yours. ~ NateSean
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If Garth had a girl like Cassandra he would never take her to Benjamin's house. ~ NateSean
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If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick. ~ NateSean
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We're not worthy. ~ NateSean
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Assphincter says what? ~ NateSean
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The Shitty Beatles isn't just a clever name. ~ NateSean
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Alice Cooper is a regular visitor, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century. ~ NateSean
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Milwaukee is an Indian name. In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land." ~ NateSean
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Garth isn't going to jail for you or anybody. ~ NateSean
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In French, Cassandra would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted, with only her cunning to protect her. ~ NateSean
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The world is a pretty twisted place. ~ NateSean
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College and the Police Academy movies are an excellent way to learn English. ~ NateSean
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It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. ~ NateSean
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All Champagne is French. ~ NateSean
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Wayne will have the Cream Of Sumyungi. ~ NateSean
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Champagne is a lot like Star Trek: The Next Generation. In many ways it is superior, but will never be as recognized as the original. ~ NateSean
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That if Benjamin were an ice cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick... ~ blinghurst
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Wayne and Garth aren't worthy to Alice Cooper. ~ Dominic
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The Gasworks has a pool table too! ~ Dominic
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Champagne is not really Champagne if it hasn't come from the Champagne region of France; it is otherwise just a sparkling white wine. ~ Dominic
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When you smell bacon, a cop should be close! ~ Dominic
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