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You'd think they'd want to recover the wreckage of an SR-71 Blackbird... ~ TankerCaptain
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Computers don't make errors, only people do. ~ NateSean
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Not that Daryl was a bad kid, but I generally don't trust my own relatives with my ATM number. ~ NateSean
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Even in the early 80's banks would tend to notice unusually large changes in someone's bank account. ~ NateSean
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Losing a baseball game will renew your relationship with your emotionally codependant foster mother. ~ NateSean
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Social workers and emergency shelter directors can pull strings for their friends. ~ NateSean
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A kid with the brain of a computer is on the loose and you know an Air Force base is around the area he was last seen. Do you put the Air Force base on alert? Hell no. ~ NateSean
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Turtle likes to annoy his family. ~ NateSean
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For all Daryl knew he could have invented Pole Position. ~ NateSean
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D.A.R.Y.L. = Data. Anaylizing. Robot. Youth. Lifeform. ~ NateSean
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The five sense of the human body are the most sophisticated method of programming ever devised. ~ NateSean
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A machine becomes human when you can't tell the difference. ~ NateSean
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Baseball is the essence of all life in the universe. ~ NateSean
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The military's response to a boy who can mentally interfere with computers and electronic devices is to terminate him instead of, you know, dropping him in the middle of enemy territory and having him screw up their radar or something. ~ NateSean
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No kid wants to show up on the first day of school with his mother. ~ NateSean
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Telling someone how to do a problem during a test is called cheating, which entitles the teacher to call you a cheat-a despicable cheat. ~ NateSean
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