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Gojira must translate into - "Get that F-ing lighter out of my face!" ~ NateSean
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Helicopters are useless against Godzilla, but a NYC Taxi cab can outrun it no problem. ~ thugz4real
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Baby Godzillas look, walk, and behave very similarly to Velociraptors... ~ NateSean
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The "new roar" Dean Devlin was promising was actually the same old roar again. ~ agentdc7
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Godizllas like to eat lots of fish...and Japanese boats. ~ thugz4real
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Drug stores will still be open even after the city has been evacuated. ~ NateSean
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Ben Affleck can't disappear in the streets of New York but a 42-story lizard can. ~ NateSean
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People using tons of protection get cancer from walking through Chernobyl but Matthew Broderick can drive right on in when it's raining and not even get a cold. ~ NateSean
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A monster can tunnel through the subway system of Manhattan without disturbing the very heavy buildings on top of him. ~ NateSean
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When entering a shower room don't bother trying to wash the fish smell off of your body. ~ NateSean
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It's possible to dislike almost everyone in a film, while wanting the monster to just kill everyone and end the thing. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Calling it Godzilla will make the audiences come into the theater. By the time you realize it's not the same Japanese Monster, it's too late to refund your ticket. ~ agentdc7
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Chew Gum. It makes you look more American! ~ thugz4real
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If you are looking for what you're supposed to be looking at, you are probably standing in it. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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Americans must always kill something. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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Making a joke after a lot of good soldiers died is charming and funny. ~ NateSean
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Emmerich's idea of a running gag was butchering the name "Tatopalous". ~ NateSean
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When facing Godzilla, always standstill and scream your lungs out to avoid being trampled by giant monster. ~ FERIS
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Human pregnancy tests work on very large lizards. ~ Mighty Mat
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That's a lot of Fish. ~ NateSean
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New York is a place Godzilla can easily hide. ~ NateSean
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Nuclear fallout makes iguannas turn into giant monsters. ~ NateSean
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Sam Witwicky's Dad used to be in the army. ~ NateSean
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Elvis was the king! ~ Mighty Mat
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Don't use heatseekers to kill a cold-blooded animal. ~ Mighty Mat
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They caused more damaged than the god damned thing did. ~ Mighty Mat
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Hank Azaria was pissed not because of the widespread death and destruction, but because Godzilla trashed the Garden. ~ Mighty Mat
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Jean Reno was going the wrong way. ~ Mighty Mat
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There's no fun in reproducing asexually. ~ Mighty Mat
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Don't let your wife see you on TV. She will kill you. ~ Mighty Mat
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A donut is not an acceptable substitute for a croissant. ~ Mighty Mat
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When you're on the run from a crazed, hormonal dinosaur and your fellow runner jumps into a taxi, don't jump in; stand there and ask them what they are doing. ~ KDubbz
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A 200 foot lizard can hide in the sewage system. ~ screwyou00
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