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During a climatological disaster people will follow the advice of a New York cop over the son of a climatologist. ~ NateSean
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As with all Roland Emmerich films, if you have a dog, you have nothing to worry about. ~ NateSean
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As with all Roland Emmerich films, if you are a heartless greedy business man you'll be dead within the first ten minutes of the disaster. ~ NateSean
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A nylon tent keeps out sub zero temperatures. ~ NateSean
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NY can be submerged underwater and levels can rise to the head of the Statue of Liberty but subside at the intimidating presence of a library staircase instantly. ~ NateSean
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Multiple tornados will only occur in California. ~ NateSean
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An Ice Age will happen in a matter of days. ~ NateSean
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New York was the only city along the East Coast flooded by the Ocean. ~ NateSean
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During an Ice age it's possible to walk from DC to New York with limited supplies. ~ NateSean
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In a library buried in snow, the chimneys will still work. ~ NateSean
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RAF helicoptes fly in tight formations during really nasty weather. ~ NateSean
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A passport is worth risking your life over. ~ NateSean
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A floor Buffer will drown out all the sounds and shakes a tornado causes ~ TiffYG2133
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You'll end up in Cleveland without a navigator. ~ vfxfan
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When Super Cool air begins breezing things at a phenomenal speed it will give you plenty of time to get your supplies and your injured party member to safety. ~ NateSean
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Tornados can't open doors. ~ NateSean
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As an NYPD officer, it is very important, while standing in the middle of flood waters and chaos, to keep yelling "I don't understand you!" to a woman who doesn't speak English over and over again. ~ KDubbz
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People in third world countries are very polite when hundreds of millions of people enter their country simultaneously. After all, they are all escaping a disaster they created. ~ Baconboy
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The Statue Of Liberty is the strongest structure ever created. (also see Planet of the Apes) ~ Thalidomide Squid
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You can survive a tsunami when there's only seconds left till it's about to get you when you run into its path to retrieve someone's things from a taxi. ~ Movie Genius
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