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If someone injected with a true serum says he's going to kill you and how, he's probably telling the truth. ~ agentdc7
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When you drop an ingram down the stairs, it will fire automatically and auto target terrorists. ~ agentdc7
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Simon likes women with an ass like a 10 year old boy. Hmm... ~ agentdc7
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With minor alterations & a bit of water, a normal housewife can look like a hooker in a minute. ~ RoC77
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Gib is tired of being in the van. He's been in the van for 15 years. ~ mpbarnet
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If a suspicious client wears sunglasses at night, you can bet their spyglasses. ~ agentdc7
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Nukes can be mistaken for a expresso machine, snowcone maker, or a water heater. ~ agentdc7
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You can get laid by lying to women that you're a spy. ~ agentdc7
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Real spies don't pee in their pants. ~ agentdc7
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Only Arnie can squish binoculars and smash government SUV windows with ease. ~ agentdc7
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The Vette gets 'em wet. ~ agentdc7
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True Lies is like a prequel to Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) ~ FERIS
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Lampposts can protect you from a machine gun. ~ Bacupboy
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Harry Taskar's boss is Nick Fury. ~ agentdc7
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If the battery on the camera is low, then get another one you moron. ~ agentdc7
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Terrorists are really bad at inspecting news cameras for hidden guns. ~ agentdc7
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You can fire a terrorist without ever hiring them. ~ agentdc7
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Never be behind a rocket launcher. ~ agentdc7
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Who needs a fancy poster to advertise a film when it can have Arnie's irregularly shaped head on it! ~ Pleiades Rising
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There are two terrorists named Beavis and Butthead. ~ agentdc7
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If a woman won't have sex with you for you, then maybe she'll do it for her country? ~ agentdc7
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Horses on rooftops never gets old. ~ FERIS
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Horses aren't willing to jump from one building to another and they don't make very good police officers. ~ username
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Simon admits he has a little dick and it's pathetic. ~ agentdc7
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