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#1

If you program a machine-human hybrid to carry out orders for you subconsciously, the best plan afterward is to bring him into your base, heal him fully, tell him everything about his history, and then politely ask him join you against his friends. ~ Adam
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    #2

    Skynet only finds it useful to attack John Connor in the past three times. Going after, say, John's distant relatives in the 1800's which would therefore end his entire family line is just stupid. ~ Kristian
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    • well his family archives were lost during the war ~ asperger

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    #3

    A jeep that hasn't been driven in years will have perfectly inflated tires, full gas, oil...etc. ~ thugz4real
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      #4

      In the future, when all humans are dead, there will still be a conference room with a built-in laboratory and elaborate user interface for human users. ~ dmlaenker
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        #5

        When killing random people, Terminators will punch a hole in their stomach. When killing very important targets, they will throw them around. ~ agentdc7
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          #6

          Yelling loudly while shooting a machine gun will always double the damage. ~ Adam
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          • Any sort of gun works fine...I learned that from John Rambo. ~ SRV

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          #7

          A terminator would rather resemble a skeletal human than do cool things like have 360-degree vision or wheels for legs. ~ Adam
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            #8

            Relieving someone of his command doesn't really mean anything if he still has the loyalty of his troops, his own radio channel, and you're quite far away. ~ Adam
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              #9

              If you're #1 on Skynet's "kill list" and are captured, it'll take them a really long time to actually come around to even trying to kill you. ~ Adam
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              • a really, really long time. ~ IcyNeko
              • I love this one. Such a big plot hole. ~ agentdc7

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              #10

              Arnold Schwarzenegger will always be in a Terminater movie. ~ CyborgCoralian
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              • Even if i means a digital face replacement and body double with smoke running over his dingdong ~ agentdc7
              • As it should be...=) ~ PreyBeginning

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              #11

              Terminators will conveniently stand under your Wile E. Coyote-inspired trap. ~ Pleiades Rising
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              • Lol. Darn, that was my idea for a comment! ~ Lightninlad
              • They need a sign that says "Uh oh!" ~ kvn8907

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              #12

              The power to detect big objects falling directly over their heads would greatly increase average terminator life spans. ~ Adam
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                #13

                Helicopter propellers can cut through everything...except water. ~ Adam
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                  #14

                  Even cruel, merciless machines enjoy the occasional super villain monologue. ~ Adam
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                    #15

                    Even killer robots need a badass bandanna. ~ waffle
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                    • Why are any of the terminators wearing clothes at all? ~ kvn8907

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                    #16

                    Why use chemical or biological agents to wipe out humans when you can build lots and lots of guns and robots? ~ Adam
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                      #17

                      Falling several thousand feet and proceeding to skip off the water like a stone doesn't cause you to question whether or not you're a little bit "Special." ~ Hart
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                        #18

                        When installing the mechanism that allows you to control your most advanced terminator to date, be sure to position it someplace near where the host can reach and easily remove, just in case they develop a nasty case of the morals. ~ Hart
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                          #19

                          Michael Ironside always plays the same kind of guy and always ends up the same way. ~ agentdc7
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                            #20

                            Machines have made evil eel like machines that like to swim around in lakes for no apparent reason, waiting for a human to unwittingly go for a swim. Are they breeding down there? ~ truthseeker
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                            • They've probably sent useless Terminators into space as well, to kick the Mars rover and rake clean the footprints on the Moon. ~ Pleiades Rising
                            • that is the best comment ever. I was like, "Wow, that Terminator is quite limited". Next will be a terminator that's only underground waiting for digger humans. ~ PreyBeginning

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                            #21

                            Machines in the future will be waterproof. ~ thugz4real
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                              #22

                              You can run back and forth through a live minefield, unless you're secretly a robot. ~ thugz4real
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                              • Ah, the power of magnetism! Now, if SkyNet ever decided to make terminators completely out of stainless steel, the minefield would be even more worthless than it already is! (SkyNet could, as it is, just send wave after wave of killbots, or rapell some down from aircraft) ~ kvn8907

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                              #23

                              100 ft tall terminator robots that are more than capable of chasing down a beaten up tow truck will get lazy and poop out two motorcycles to go do the job instead. ~ thugz4real
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                                #24

                                Terminators are attracted to music. ~ thugz4real
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                                  #25

                                  No one will notice that very large and loud smoke-belching machine or the H-K sneaking up on all of you, until it's too late. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                    #26

                                    If a little girl has a disability, she'll probably have some sort of Spidey sense to make up for it. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                      #27

                                      Better to take the heart from an experimental cyborg than from one of your thousands of fanatical soldiers with normal bodies. ~ kvn8907
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                                      • Yeah, give him the old damaged heart instead, since post-apocalyptic field surgery also works fine, as well. ~ Pleiades Rising

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                                      #28

                                      When one man has the ability to sway the entire human resistance in his favor, against the will of the resistance command, Don't even bother asking if someone will give him a heart. Just take it from the guy that successfully killed the most destructive weapon in the history of mankind... I mean it's not like that guy will ever come in handy. ~ Hart
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                                        #29

                                        In a machine factory, made by machines, housing only machines at a non-human controlled HQ, you will STILL need chairs, keyboards, elevators and stairs! ~ mpbarnet
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                                          #30

                                          I'm in ur source codez, stealing ur new terminator planz. ~ Adam
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                                            #31

                                            Always look both ways before fleeing from a gigantic terminator. ~ Adam
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                                              #32

                                              If you screw with the spacetime continuum in the earlier films often enough, it'll create fun Oedipus-like consequences in the future! ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                #33

                                                In the future, San Francisco will be where Sausalito is now, and it will look just like Carteret, New Jersey. ~ dmlaenker
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                                                  #34

                                                  Skynet will send a terminator after your mother before you're born, after you're born, and another terminator to kill your lieutenants and your future wife but it doesn't think to blow up the time travel installation where it knows you and your time-displaced father will eventually have to go if you're to stop it. ~ NateSean
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                                                    #35

                                                    Moto terminators can easily dodge incoming debris, but will not be able to detect a thick metal cable right in its path. ~ agentdc7
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                                                      #36

                                                      A quickly made pipe bomb will almost cripple a T-800, but 3 grenades, hot molten steel, and a quick freeze will do almost nothing to it. ~ agentdc7
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                                                        #37

                                                        The best way to enter a submerged submarine is to drop into the ocean. The divers will get you in there. ~ agentdc7
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                                                          #38

                                                          Post nuclear radiation is not a problem in the future. ~ agentdc7
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                                                            #39

                                                            Skynet still uses USB drives. After all, they're universal. ~ agentdc7
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                                                              #40

                                                              Robotic motorcycles that can dodge bullets and high-speed shrapnel can be easily defeated by stretching a rope across a road. ~ Reza
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                                                                #41

                                                                If your're gonna point a gun at someone, you better be prepared to pull the trigger! ~ thugz4real
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                                                                  #42

                                                                  Little black kids prefer not to talk AT ALL. ~ thugz4real
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                                                                    #43

                                                                    A USB with a funny sound file on it can bring down all terminator machines. ~ thugz4real
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                                                                      #44

                                                                      Nuclear Winter is a myth. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                        #45

                                                                        The older Terminator models sound like old broken fax-machines. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                          #46

                                                                          Punching and electrocuting a corpse with a crushed heart will bring him back to life and make him right as rain. ~ kvn8907
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                                                                            #47

                                                                            In the future, things will be much easier. Open Heart Surgery? Let's do it in a tent in the desert with no meds or blood. Helicopter crashes? Pfft, no biggie! Walking through AN ENTIRE FACTORY OF KILLER MACHINES? Not a problem, only one of those machines will be working. ~ mpbarnet
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                                                                              #48

                                                                              If you're going to create a human/machine hybrid, make sure the human world won't become severely prejudiced against machines in the near future. ~ Adam
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                                                                                #49

                                                                                Densely packed wire-framed helixes make for the best operating system GUI. ~ Adam
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                                                                                #50

                                                                                The "brilliant" AI of 2018 still can't git 'er done. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                  #51

                                                                                  John Connor has developed a lisp...how sad! ~ TiffYG2133
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                                                                                    #52

                                                                                    T-600s make really loud noises. No wonder they were easy to spot. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                      #53

                                                                                      The difference between man and machine is having a heart, literally. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                        #54

                                                                                        When a human-machine hybrid is tied up, whispering at him REALLY close about the past 3 films is intimidating. ~ PreyBeginning
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                                                                                          #55

                                                                                          John Connor kinda sounds like Batman. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                            #56

                                                                                            Hybrid terminators will still have the buoyancy of a human. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                              #57

                                                                                              The nice old lady offering food will get grabbed first. ~ thugz4real
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                                                                                                #58

                                                                                                You won't get flash burns when a tactical nuclear warhead detonates near your craft. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                  #59

                                                                                                  "Wheeeee!!!" isn't what comes to mind when skipping across water. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                    #60

                                                                                                    While a nuclear explosion near an escaping helicopter will cause said helicopter to crash in movies like Resident Evil: Apocalypse or Aliens vs Predator - Requiem, this is Terminator Salvation, damnit, and OUR nuclear explosions won't even jostle helicopters! ~ kvn8907
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                                                                                                      #61

                                                                                                      Despite being virtually invincible the T-800's will never miss an opportunity to hide mischievously in an assembly line. However, reports indicate that the module causing an "Appreciation for atmospheric horror" had been removed in later models. ~ Hart
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                                                                                                        #62

                                                                                                        Two-day-old coyote is better than three-day-old coyote. ~ Bugman
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                                                                                                          #63

                                                                                                          Terminators have their own lullaby music. ~ Adam
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                                                                                                            #64

                                                                                                            Hot lead girls will only get topless in the Directors cut to encourage you to buy a movie that's exactly the same. ~ PreyBeginning
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                                                                                                            • "...and then you sent people after me twenty-two times per season during the Sarah Connor Chronicles. I'm fucking tired of this!" ~ NateSean

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                                                                                                            #65

                                                                                                            Because nothing says "Salvation" like Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting without a shirt. ~ Death7396
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                                                                                                              #66

                                                                                                              It's perfectly alright to hover above suspicious waters; nothing bad will happen to you. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                #67

                                                                                                                When beating up humans, you won't send them flying; but when fighting the newest Terminator design, you can toss it around. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                  #68

                                                                                                                  When daddy's younger than you, the future really is messed up. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                    #69

                                                                                                                    Sometimes guns work against robots, sometimes they don't, even if the robots look exactly the same. Best to just shoot them a few times and hope for the best. ~ kvn8907
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                                                                                                                      #70

                                                                                                                      Machines that walk around and shoot guns will need nuclear reactors to power them. ~ kvn8907
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                                                                                                                        #71

                                                                                                                        When detonating an explosive, don't wait until you're just within radio range - wait until you're JUST outside the detonation range. ~ kvn8907
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                                                                                                                          #72

                                                                                                                          If an intelligent artificial intelligence seems to have a small, easily exploitable weakness, it's probably just toying with you. ~ kvn8907
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                                                                                                                            #73

                                                                                                                            If one prisoner escapes, you'd better detonate your wall of explosives you laid down to stop massed infantry so you can make SURE you kill him. ~ kvn8907
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                                                                                                                              #74

                                                                                                                              There is no need to kill Kyle Reese in order to prevent John Connor's birth. All you have to do is not send the very first Terminator back through time. However, if you are Skynet, humans are smarter than you because you still haven't figured this out. No wonder humanity wins. ~ Lightninlad
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                                                                                                                                #75

                                                                                                                                If you get a metal pipe shoved through your heart, no worries because your cyborg buddy will save you after a long helicopter flight to the middle of nowhere. ~ screwyou00
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