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"Floor it does not mean Warp Speed. " Rest in peace, Corey Haim. ~ NateSean
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Make me think I'm eating Maggots, shame on you. Make me think I'm eating worms, shame on me. Give me a bottle, tell me it's wine, then after I'm told it's blood I drink it anyway, I'm just a fricken idiot. ~ NateSean
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Hanging from a bridge because your friends are doing it is in no way a metaphor for the whole "if your friends jumped off of a bridge" argument your parents used on you. ~ NateSean
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Werewolves and ghouls occupy high positions in City Hall. ~ NateSean
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Never invite a vampire into your house. It renders you powerless. ~ NateSean
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One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires. ~ trixibelle
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I think I prefer these vampires to Carlisle's family any day. ~ NateSean
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You went into their home to help them kill vampires. The family killed more vampires than you, including the head vampire. They caused less collateral damage. You probably shouldn't charge them all that much. ~ NateSean
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No one touches the second shelf of the refrigerator but Grandpa. ~ NateSean
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If all the corpses in Santa Carla were to stand up at once there'd be one hell of a population problem. ~ NateSean
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Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking? Well now you do. ~ NateSean
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Sam wears a T-shirt that says born to shop. ~ NateSean
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Just because you become a vampire doesn't mean you'll be cool...look at the head vampire...total dork! ~ TiffYG2133
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If you have a TV Guide you don' t need a TV. ~ rkw0021
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Santa Carla is the Murder Capital of the World. ~ SoraKari
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Obscure comic book knowledge will impress vampire slayers. ~ NateSean
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Sam is probably the better alternative to going alone with the vampire slayers. ~ NateSean
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A male teenager having a poster of Rob Lowe showing his flat belly in his closet door was not at all gay in 1987...oh, wait! ~ EF2010
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No TV means no MTV. ~ NateSean
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David isn't the head vampire. ~ NateSean
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Sam's wardrobe is pretty cool for a fashion victim. ~ NateSean
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When you walk into a video store it's obvious you need a job. ~ NateSean
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Windex passes for aftershave. ~ NateSean
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A billion Chinese people can't be wrong. ~ trixibelle
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No TV means No MTV! ~ mattyboi
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1st come, 1st staked. ~ mattyboi
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You must fill the car up with gasoline if you take it without asking. ~ mattyboi
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Burn rubber does not mean warp speed. ~ mattyboi
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Santa Carla is a cool place if your a Martian! ~ mattyboi
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Never invite a vampire into your house as it will render you powerless. ~ mattyboi
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We need to activate plan B and we only have 2 hours to do it! ~ mattyboi
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Batman 14 is a very serious comic! ~ mattyboi
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Vampires have such rotten tempers. ~ mattyboi
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Vampires use mind scramble; they open their eyes and talk. ~ mattyboi
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The best thing to do when your brother is levitating outside your window and you think he's a vampire? Pull the blanket over your head. ~ KDubbz
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Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns! ~ SoraKari
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Kill your brother. You'll feel better. ~ SoraKari
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You really think you know what's going on here, but you don't know squat. (censored) ~ NateSean
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Ghouls and Werewolves occupy high positions in city hall. ~ mattyboi
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Santa Carla is crawling with vampires. ~ mattyboi
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The one thing Grampa never could stand about living in Santa Carla was all the damn vampires! ~ mattyboi
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If you read the tv guide you don't need a tv! ~ mattyboi
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Windex is a substitute for aftershave. ~ mattyboi
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Vampire Hotel is not 5 star accommodation! ~ mattyboi
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