#1

If the Shark is over half the size of the boat you're standing on...You NEED a bigger boat! ~ EF2010
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#2

Propellers, coral reefs, and Jack the Ripper all create similar wounds on a human body that could be mistaken for a shark attack. ~ EF2010
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#3

It's only an island if you look at it from the water. ~ EF2010
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#4

Chief Brody can do Anything. He's the chief of police. ~ EF2010
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#5

The clinical name for "Fear Of Water" is: Drowning. ~ EF2010
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#6

When the chief of police orders you to take him in your ferry to were the Boy Scouts are swimming, just ignore him and take him to the other shore. While he's talking to the Mayor, he won't even notice how you completely ignored his orders. ~ EF2010
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#7

Wine in a cup is only excusable in two situations; comedy club or when the stress of hunting a 25 foot shark get the best of you. ~ hisaishi
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#8

Scratching a chalkboard is the best way to get everyone's attention. ~ K2
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#9

If a shark kills your son, slap the chief of police. You'll feel better. ~ IanM1986
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#10

Great white sharks swim around with oxygen tanks dangling from their mouths like cuban cigars. ~ KDubbz
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Everyone has their vice, don't they. ~ howler

#11

The correct answer when someone yells "Barracuda!" is "Huh? What?" ~ EF2010
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#12

Those eight guys in the fantail launch? Well, none of 'em are gonna make it out of the harbor alive. ~ EF2010
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#13

If you skinny dip alone, you become prone to all sorts of attacks. ~ hisaishi
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#14

'Let Polly do the printing.' ~ labelle
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#15

Hooper might be a rich boy, but at least he knows about science...and nobody listens to him but the police chief. ~ Alaurien
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#16

Quint values his neck a lot more than 3,000 bucks. ~ AxelFoley
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#17

The Mayor of a town facing a severe threat of shark attacks will completely ignore the problem until the shark swims up and bites his ass. ~ IanM1986
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#18

The only thing that can kill a monstrous shark dead under the water is the same thing that keeps humans alive underwater. ~ IanM1986
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#19

When someone bosses you around, talk like a pirate to keep your stress level down. ~ IanM1986
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#20

Shark hunters are extremely insecure. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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#21

A giant shark that can swim 25mph can't smash a hole in a boat even ramming it multiple times. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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#22

"In Amity you say 'yahd'." ~ labelle
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#23

Mary Ellen Moffat is a heart breaker. ~ labelle
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#24

Never going into the water again. ~ RockyRambo
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#25

When you see a girl who's death was caused by a shark attack, don't bother to tell somebody...just try to close the beaches without explanation. ~ Alaurien
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#26

After the 2nd shark attack victim the mayor will insist on people still swimming at the beaches. ~ Alaurien
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#27

The shark was based on little megalodon...that's something that not many people know. ~ Alaurien
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#28

I'll never watch Bruce (from Finding Nemo) the same way again. ~ Alaurien
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#29

You need a BIG SHIP for hunting a shark...not a little yacht/boat/fishing boat/whatever. ~ Alaurien
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#30

You will survive in a cage under water while the shark destroys it...but 1 of the crew members on the boat will die :/ ~ Alaurien
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#31

The Indianapolis-something ship...had a terrible tragedy :S ~ Alaurien
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dont worry AshBlaze :P ...i should've specified about if it was the real or the movie story i was talking about n_n" .....anyway...this page is for learning things...and honestly i've learned things because of you...i hope to learnabout your learnings ;D ..read you later ~ Alaurien
Wow... I meant research of just the film in question... but, wow! Alaurien, you will NEVER get crap from me for a learning, ever again. You = Awesome. ~ AshBlaze
i did my reasearch....by searching the real information: USS Indianapolis (CA-35) was a Portland-class cruiser of the United States Navy. She holds a place in history due to the circumstances of her sinking, which led to the greatest single loss of life at sea in the history of the U.S. Navy. On 30 July 1945, shortly after delivering critical parts for the first atomic bomb to be used in combat to the United States air base at Tinian, the ship was torpedoed by the Imperial Japanese Navy submarine I-58, sinking in 12 minutes. Of 1,196 crewmen aboard, approximately 300 went down with the ship. The remaining crew of 880 men faced exposure, dehydration and shark attacks as they waited for assistance while floating with few lifeboats and almost no food or water. The Navy learned of the sinking when survivors were spotted four days later by the crew of a PV-1 Ventura on routine patrol. Only 316 sailors survived.[2] Indianapolis was the last major U.S. Navy ship sunk by enemy action in World War II. However, the Navy command had no knowledge of the sinking (the ship's failure to arrive at her destination went unnoticed) until survivors were spotted three and a half days later, at 1025 on 2 August by pilot Lieutenant Wilbur (Chuck) Gwinn and copilot Lieutenant Warren Colwell on a routine patrol flight.[6] Only 321 sailors came out of the water alive; 316 ultimately survived. They suffered from lack of food and water (some found rations such as Spam and crackers amongst the debris), exposure to the elements (hypothermia, dehydration, hypernatremia, photophobia, starvation and dementia), severe desquamation, and shark attacks, while some killed themselves and/or one another in various states of delirium and hallucinations.[7] The Discovery Channel stated in Shark Week episodes "Ocean of Fear" that the Indianapolis sinking resulted in the most shark attacks on humans in history, and attributes the attacks to the oceanic whitetip shark species. Tiger Sharks might have also killed some of the survivors. The same show attributed most of the deaths on Indianapolis to exposure, salt poisoning and thirst, with the dead being dragged off by sharks.[8] there you go :p ~ Alaurien
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb. (Do your research before you post.) ~ AshBlaze