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If you disintegrate and then recombine, you have a free pass to walk around naked. ~ Invaderben
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One of Dr. Manhattan's powers is to adjust his brightness for the television cameras. ~ Invaderben
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Make sure that you'll already have destroyed the city of your choice 35 minutes before you give the good guys your evil monologue. ~ antonia dinozo
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Don't think the fact you can multiply yourself will turn your girlfriend on. ~ Schultzie
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The rating 18A/R is not there to protect youths from disturbing images, but to keep dumb kids who giggle at swinging blue cod out of the cinema. ~ SomeGuy
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Squid creatures just are not good enough for the cinema. ~ Shinmaru
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The cure for impotence: Save people from a fire. ~ Invaderben
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If you find out that you cause cancer you can always start a new life on mars. ~ Invaderben
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Just because the guy who beat you up and put you behind bars is in jail with you doesn't mean you suddenly have a chance against him. ~ Adam
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A Ménage à trois with the Blue Man Group wouldn't turn me on either! ~ TiffYG2133
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Dr Manhatten got a part time job on LV-223. ~ rogerflaps
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A being that left Earth for emotional reasons needs a rational, scientific reason to return back to it. ~ Adam
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Putting on a costume and a mask makes you a superhero, regardless of any powers. ~ Schultzie
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If the woman you impregnated won't leave you alone, shoot her. ~ Fearkiller
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Giant one-of-a-kind mutant cats are disposable. ~ Invaderben
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No matter how smart you are and no matter how far ahead you calculated your moves in advance, there'll always be one loose end you missed. ~ Adam
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A guy holding "The World is Ending" sign is often ignored. ~ Schultzie
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Shooting hippies is fun! ~ Schultzie
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Mothers always insist that their daughters wear tight leather outfits. ~ Kidoushuu
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Changing the beat behind the song "Hallelujah" magically transforms it from the saddest song in "Shrek" to the most erotic song ever. ~ bookfreak
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The best way to assasinate someone is to get into a lengthy fist fight with them, then throw them out a window. ~ kvn8907
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Apparently girls get pissed if you multi-task during sex. ~ Halfsh0t
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World peace justifies atomic war. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Leonard Cohen singing gospel is still sexy. ~ SomeGuy
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There is such a thing as being to committed to a story. ~ tsukasaluver
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Movies can indeed live up to their literature counterparts, it just takes the man who does the voice of Solid Snake to make it happen. Do you see a connection here? ~ acid35
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Making two superpowers think that an unkillable superman is punishing them is the way towards lasting world peace. ~ kvn8907
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If you're angry with the life on this world, you should go create life on another. ~ kvn8907
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If you've got enough money, you can generate tachyons so no one can see the future. ~ kvn8907
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If you're wearing a superhero costume, there's no reason to wear any underwear under it. ~ kvn8907
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Sally Jupiter never did anything wrong by Laurie... except willingly spreading her legs and conceiving her with the sadistic son-of-a-bitch who mercilessly beat and nearly raped her years earlier. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Laurie, whether you liked it or not, you have to agree that Jon was the best multi-tasker you would ever have. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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The comedian is not a funny guy. ~ mojarras
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If you write a book disclosing your secret identity make sure your successor who uses the same name doesn't anger the local gang. ~ Invaderben
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Little people hold a grudge when you send them to prison. ~ Invaderben
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If older boys insult you and your mother, you should savagely attack them and bite chunks from their flesh. ~ kvn8907
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Mars is the only cool planet in the solar system apparently. ~ NateSean
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Joel Schumacher must have had a hand in designing Ozzy's suit (nipples). ~ agentdc7
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It's so ethical to watch someone kill another with the song "Unforgettable" playing in the background. ~ Raajnie
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A female super hero will grow her hair to her waist so that villians can tug it during a fight, or worse, get caught in a elevator or any contraption during a high speed chase. ~ lilbo
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Why do male superheroes wear costumes that make them look gay but female superheroes all look like they get their costumes from Frederick's of Hollywood? ~ john2012
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Remember Rorschach isn't locked in there with you; you're locked in there with him. ~ howler
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"You don't give a damn about human beings", says the murderous, woman-beating, attempted-raping sadist who just shot down a pregnant woman in cold blood. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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The only reason that the US and USSR were fighting each other was because they didn't have enough electricity. If you were to create a clean, free, unlimited source of electricity, both nations would be best buds. ~ kvn8907
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Nuclear war will cause a lot of tachyons, which will travel back in time and obscure the vision of those that can see the future. ~ kvn8907
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Being the most athletic person in the world somehow gives you the jumping ability of a flea. ~ kvn8907
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