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*This* Robin Hood can speak with an English accent. ~ ekedolphin
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A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. ~ ekedolphin
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If I was that close to a horse's wiener, I'd worry about getting pissed on. ~ ekedolphin
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Having Ahchoo, a black man, as sheriff isn't too far-fetched. It worked in Blazing Saddles, didn't it? ~ ekedolphin
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It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it. ~ ekedolphin
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Before going into battle, it's a good idea to pump up your shoes. ~ ekedolphin
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The King of England sounds suspiciously Scottish. ~ Ace
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The horse that dodged Brunhilda's vault was the most intelligent person in the entire movie. ~ ekedolphin
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If they dont have a wedding, then they will have a hanging, either way, it's bound to be a lot of fun! ~ tenshi
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Everlast was around much longer than most people believe. ~ ekedolphin
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You can't ding-ding without the wedding ring! ~ ekedolphin
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Changing your family name from "Shithouse" to "Latrine" is a very good change! ~ tenshi
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You just nip the tip. ~ DaMaser
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Happy little birds leave happy little doo doos on your hands. ~ NateSean
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Every time they make a Robin Hood movie, they burn down our village. ~ ekedolphin
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You can drown in a 1/2" deep stream. ~ agentdc7
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A chastity belt is sure to chafe your willy. ~ tenshi
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Don't let Little John's name fool you, in real life, he is very big. ~ tenshi
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The blind can't tell when they're fighting an enemy, but if you got a crossbow arrow going for your head they're the only ones you can trust. ~ DaMaser
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I have a MOLE??? ~ Allamorph
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Jewish traveling merchants live for circumcision and getting ferschnikut. ~ Allamorph
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Will's full name is Will Scarlett O'hera...He's from Georgia. ~ NateSean
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If you use wine to bless things then find things to bless. ~ NateSean
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Captain Picard must have traveled back in time to attend that wedding... I'm sure their is probably a very logical explanation for why he did that. ~ ryan corderman
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If you spend too much time in the bath your chastity belt will rust and then you can't ding ding, even with wedding ring. ~ tenshi
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