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Just because someone dies on Monday doesn't necessarily mean he got *shot* on Monday. ~ ekedolphin
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When stealing a train, it could be 1 of 2 reasons: a hold up or a science experiment. ~ agentdc7
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The Doc will be convieniently buried within just a few feet of where he left the Delorian. ~ NateSean
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Buford Tannen hates manure. ~ ekedolphin
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Don't use hard liquor as a substitute for gas. It will blow up the fuel injection manifold. ~ agentdc7
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Dogs can read. They can recognize the grave of their owners. ~ agentdc7
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Doc insisted on destroying that infernal time machine. However, he will make a new one and continue traveling through time anyways. ~ agentdc7
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Call Buford Tannen "Mr. Tannen" or "sir". Do NOT call him "Mad Dog". ~ ekedolphin
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When dealing with crooks like Tannen, never give an inch, and maintain discipline at all times. ~ ekedolphin
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McFlys are always attracted to people who look like Lea Thompson. Me too. ~ agentdc7
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If gasoline becomes a huge problem for time travel, use steam next time. ~ agentdc7
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Make sure you remember what year you're in before you spout off at the mouth about what books you read as a child. ~ NateSean
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If a gun toting bad guy starts shooting at the floor and telling you to dance, the best way to do so is to moon walk and jump on a loose floor board to throw a spittoon all over the guy with the gun. ~ waydaddy6
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If you suck at shooting the ducks at some carnival game, switch hands because then you will hit them all and impress everyone. ~ waydaddy6
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If Marty Mcfly hadn't thrown a pie plate to hit the gun in Buford Tannen's hand to keep him from shooting Doc, we wouldn't have frisbees ~ waydaddy6
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The Strictland family DID used to have hair. ~ agentdc7
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There aren't that many women that like Jules Verne novels. ~ agentdc7
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When charging Indians get way too close to your car, they'll step 50 feet back and charge again so you can back away in time. ~ agentdc7
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Be careful when choosing a fake name when going back in time, you might have to defend it's reputation for the future. ~ agentdc7
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Tannen has a hard time counting to 10. ~ agentdc7
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Doc has great big puppy dog eyes. ~ agentdc7
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When standing at the train tracks and the light starts blinking and the lever comes down....get outta the way!! ~ joefromkokimo
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Wake Up juice is powerful stuff, but has a delayed effect. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Deloreans are not heavy enough to derail a train. ~ SPCAndyJ
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If you fall in a ravine, it's yours by default. ~ AngryWhopper
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You can't go flying off the handle every time someone calls you a name. ~ ekedolphin
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Even a hundred years ago, before automobiles were even invented, the Tannen family was drinking and driving. ~ ekedolphin
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Hill Valley law enforcement in 1885 was pretty dim, seeing as how one of Tannen's lackeys reminded him they were robbing the Pine City Stage the next day, within earshot of, like, everyone in the town. ~ ekedolphin
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Clint Eastwood is a stupid name, according to Maddog Tannen. ~ agentdc7
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Bears eat cowboy boots. ~ Bacupboy
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Freight trains never stop after running over DeLoreans. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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In 1885, if you know someone is going to kill you on a specific date, it is impossible to leave the city to avoid this from occurring. ~ Deejeezy
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If in 1955 I learn exactly how and when I am going to die, rather than just rembering the information and avoiding putting myself in this situation that gets me killed, it is better to send a teenage kid to that point in time to save me, especially if it is a kid that has shown a penchant for screwing things up. ~ Deejeezy
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Neither the 1955 version of Doc Brown or Sheamus McFly are exactly experts in the area of Old West fashion. ~ ekedolphin
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A copy of the Sports Almanac from the future will cause devastating consequences but Doctor Brown can build a time machine from scratch in 1885 and not cause an issue. ~ NateSean
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If Doc Brown can build a time machine from scratch in 1885, why the heck did he originally need plutonium to power the DeLorean? ~ ekedolphin
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Constantly visiting the 1955 Emmett Brown will not affect his later decisions in the future. ~ agentdc7
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Doc cannot remember that he dressed up Marty in a pink shirt to go back to 1885. ~ agentdc7
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The archived photos of Buford Maddog Tannen in (alternate) 1985 look quite different from what he really looked like. ~ agentdc7
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One shot of whiskey is enough to knock you out cold. ~ IanM1986
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Clara uses funny words like "Golly" and "Whoppers." ~ Optimus Thunder
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The wheels on the Delorian have to be spinning around at 88 miles per hour. If you simply put the car on a train going 88 miles per hour nothing would happen. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Verne, I could live with, but Jules is not a good name for a boy. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Punching something made of cast iron really hurts. ~ Optimus Thunder
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In 1885, if you get killed, your grave and tombstone will be placed next to a random cave in the middle of nowhere. ~ Deejeezy
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If a train hits some weird car looking thing that is on train tracks, the train will just keep going like it never happened, no one that saw the incident will check to see if you're okay, and no one in law enforcement will arrive for at least 10 minutes. ~ Deejeezy
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back doors are usually located in the back of the building. ~ scannerhead
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two Deloreans end up in 1885- the one in the cave has gas and a working fuel injector- but let's not think about it and do things the hard way. ~ scannerhead
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don't drink water from 1885, even the ice cube looks dirty. ~ scannerhead
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Wake up juice is more effective than 5 hour energy or Red Bull drinks. ~ scannerhead
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You're not thinking fourth-dimensionally! ~ ekedolphin
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Messages from the future/past change only when you look at them directly. ~ agentdc7
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need a single cube of ice? See Doc Brown. ~ podding
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Forfeit!? What's that? Oh, it means you win without a fight. ~ agentdc7
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