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Love can happen at any age...even with five year olds. ~ Sage of Magic
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When acting in a false accent, your real accent will eventually pop up. Exception to this rule includes Hugh Laurie and only Hugh Laurie. ~ hisaishi
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Morse code through spotlights is a great way to give someone the finger. ~ hisaishi
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When your town is experiencing a biblical flood, go with the flow. ~ hisaishi
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Natural disasters never cause widespread panic and, in fact, cause people to be far more mellow than they ever would be normally. ~ Ace
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Don't play with your dad's tools. It'll cause the Moon to crash into Earth. ~ Ace
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You can outrun a flood in a subcompact car. ~ Loli Pop
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Sea goddesses explain most natural phenomena. ~ hisaishi
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If the world ever floods, an octopus will very discreetly steal your shoes. ~ Loli Pop
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Your best friend's father is always freaky looking. ~ hisaishi
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Disney buys human souls in bulk, as evidenced by Noah Cyrus and the littlest Jo Bro. Oddly enough, they are both far more talented than their more mainstream siblings. ~ Ace
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Fish spit on your cut is better than a bandage and works in a fraction of the time! ~ Nehszriah
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When a fish turns into a human, they first go through an amphibious chicken-frog -like stage. ~ Timber
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'Tis a far better Mother who is willing to leave her 5 year-old son accompanied only by a 5 year-old girl in the middle of an epic storm. ~ PokemonNoBaka
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Don't worry old lady. The crazy man who charmed every other person into going underwater with him and never resurfaced is quite the good guy. Five year old's promise. ~ Loli Pop
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Liam Neeson is intense. ~ HoorooJackson
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Given a dub, people will be more likely to complain about it rather than appreciate the actual movie that's been brought overseas for their enjoyment. Their complaints will even make the news. ~ ThunderRollin
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Don't ask about your girlfriend's real name. ~ hisaishi
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Ramen can be cooked in about two minutes when done right and with love. ~ hisaishi
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Don't forget to water where you step. ~ Sage of Magic
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Wizards have the ability to clone fish. ~ hisaishi
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It's perfectly normal for a 5 year old to fall in love with his former pet fish, who magically transformed into a girl. ~ Isis10
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Even 5 year olds can learn and use morse code perfectly ~ Isis10
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Ariel doesn't even hold a candle to Granmammare. ~ TiffYG2133
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It's totally normal for fish to turn into little girls and everyone accepts it, like it happens everyday. ~ helenhysteria
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when power goes out in one building the one right next too it still has power. ( the daycare had power and the senor place didnt?) ~ helenhysteria
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Don't expect a lot of recognition for additional voices even if you are a famous voice actor. ~ hisaishi
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Who cares about the moon crashing to Earth when there's love at stake? ~ Sage of Magic
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Miley Cyrus' sister is voice acting for japanese cartoons... There's a disturbance in the field. ~ Yuki
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If you aren't going to be home on time always have your five year old son break the news to your wife. ~ ghiblifan22
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Always be on the lookout for red goldfish stuck in jars. ~ LadyGrizz
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You can’t be magic and human at the same time… OMG! Harry Potter isn’t human? ~ kitsune24
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Avatar is Ferngully IN SPACE. ~ Sage of Magic
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