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Cursing in the new San Angeles will cost you one credit. On the flip side, it provides a decent alternative to the seashells... ~ JumpinJack
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Guns that have been in a museum armoury for 20+ years will be in perfect working order. ~ JumpinJack
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This was the first movie I ever saw Sandra Bullock in. She was hot then, she's hot now. Jesse James, you're an idiot. ~ JumpinJack
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Simon Phoenix would lose his head if it wasn't attached. ~ ekedolphin
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Involuntary manslaughter basically gets you a trip to 50 years into the future, where you'll come out not a day older. That's a deterrent? No wonder Los Angeles looks like Sarajevo in this film. ~ ekedolphin
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Apparently, Laserdiscs have replaced Blu-ray discs in 2032. Must be the ultimate form of going retro. ~ ekedolphin
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Police are not trained to deal with violence. ~ agentdc7
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A rat burger and a beer is worth one futuristic watch. ~ NateSean
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Inspite of having no obvious military presence it's possible to keep the heavily armed "criminal" element on the run and hiding. ~ NateSean
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The coroners in 1996 must really suck. ~ ekedolphin
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Alfredo Garcia is the only thing in Lenina Huxley's office that isn't in violation of some morality statute or another. ~ ekedolphin
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Sex can lead to kids, smoking and a desire to raid the fridge. ~ ekedolphin
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Watching Jackie Chan films is a good way to learn kung-fu. ~ ekedolphin
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Given the choice between freedom of choice and a near-perfect utopia where everyone's the same, I'll side with Edgar Friendly and take the former, too. ~ ekedolphin
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Despite any penitentiary physicians' psychological training, repeating what they say to them in Spanish can really get under their skin. ~ Kikkomannrice
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A little strange that none of the police officers present-- even Zachary Lamb, who was a cop in the 20th century-- had any idea what a code 187 is. ~ ekedolphin
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Santa Barbara, Los Angeles and San Diego become one giant metroplex in 2011... Yeah, that won't help the traffic situation AT ALL... ~ JumpinJack
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"The Big One of 2010" sounds ominous as earthquakes go... Of course, this movie also predicted cryo-prisons in use by 1996 - Nostradamus level it's not... ~ JumpinJack
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Nothing like a good streetfight to get Lenina Huxley turned on. ~ JumpinJack
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Until this movie, I had never heard of sex referred to as the "Hunka Chunka"... ~ JumpinJack
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Wrong numbers in the future could be kinda cool... ~ JumpinJack
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When any Sylvester Stallone character becomes the voice of reason and guidance, I'm worried. ~ JumpinJack
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You don't want to know how to use the three seashells. Trust me. ~ ekedolphin
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Edgar Friendly is basically Denis Leary from his song "Asshole"-- I can totally see him sucking down quarter-pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in those old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers. (Except McDonald's lost the franchise war to Taco Bell). ~ ekedolphin
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Spartan's even better live than on Laserdisc. ~ ekedolphin
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Apparently, Oldsmobile is back in business by 2032. ~ ekedolphin
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Guns were widely used in the urban combat of the late 20th century... and prior to that they didn't have any history worth mentioning in historical archives, evidently. ~ ekedolphin
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They'll let anyone into the 21st century. ~ ekedolphin
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Hurting people's not a good thing. Well, *sometimes* it is. ~ ekedolphin
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Taco Bell will be fine dining in the future. ~ agentdc7
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Arnold WILL be President someday. ~ NateSean
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Taco Bell will serve food gumballs in the future. ~ NateSean
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Early 60's radio commercials are considered top of the charts music in the late 21st century. ~ NateSean
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I don't think Aldous Huxley had Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock in mind when he penned Brave New World... ~ JumpinJack
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Proceed with extreme assertiveness. Yeah, that should work. ~ JumpinJack
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I don't care - listening to the Armor Hot Dogs jingle, the ballad of the Jolly Green Giant, etc. strikes me as crap music. LOL - I guess in the 2030s, I'll really be the crotchety old guy complaining about the music kids listen to. ~ JumpinJack
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"Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?" I'm not a fan of Simon Phoenix, but that would make me want to throw a dude through a window too. ~ JumpinJack
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Johnny Paycheck probably laughed at the "take this job and shovel it" comment. Don't know if it woulda worked in the song, though... ~ JumpinJack
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Sex really sucks in the 2030s. But apparently there have been advances in "online porn". ~ JumpinJack
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I still remember bursting out laughing in the movie theatre when Sly kicked Wesley's head off. Yeah, that was the first time I thought I might need professional help. ~ JumpinJack
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Muu-muus apparently never go out of fashion... *sigh* ~ JumpinJack
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Dr. Cockteau reminds me of an evil Mr. Rogers too... and I already thought Mr. Rogers was damn creepy. ~ JumpinJack
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I'm watching this movie on TV - I just found out that Vince the Slap-Chop guy also hawks the ShamWow. And he's just as annoying in this commercial. Does that count as a learning? ~ JumpinJack
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Lord knows, John Spartan wouldn't mind a good burrito. He's also become somewhat fond of Ratburgers, so who knows about his palate... ~ JumpinJack
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San Angeles police officers have the use of their police cruisers even for personal excursions like dinner at Taco Bell. ~ JumpinJack
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I have a serious issue if Taco Bell is the only restaurant to survive the "Franchise Wars". Sometimes, a guy just needs a good bacon double cheese, y'know? ~ JumpinJack
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I lived in Orange County for awhile... I can agree, Los Angeles is, was and likely will continue to be a rotting cesspool. Of course, that's just my opinion. ~ JumpinJack
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Being called a "brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era thankfully forgotten" doesn't sound so horrible to me, either. ~ JumpinJack
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The Wild West wasn't even the Wild West... ~ JumpinJack
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Goodyear ATV tires make pretty good battle armor. ~ JumpinJack
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Trusting the Mad Dog Killer Type that the "friends" he's asked you to defrost are not the same Mad Dog Killer Types as he, is probably not a good idea. ~ JumpinJack
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The Love Boat theme is not really good mood music. ~ JumpinJack
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Nothing like a little "behavioral engineering" to turn a tough guy into a knitting fool... ~ JumpinJack
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Knitting a girl a sweater is a good way to apologize after the sexual snafu the night before... ~ JumpinJack
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When a maniac like Simon Phoenix has a gun to your head, 10 seconds is 9 1/2 seconds longer than you live... ~ JumpinJack
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Secure-foam looks effective, but a heckuva lot more messy than your standard airbags... ~ JumpinJack
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Lenina Huxley can give you the specs on a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass, but she doesn't know how to drive one? For a woman who prides herself on late-20th century knowledge, that seems like a pretty significant oversight... ~ JumpinJack
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That Magna-Rifle that Phoenix uses seems awfully advanced to be a relic in a museum. ~ JumpinJack
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Damn, that woman can kick... ~ JumpinJack
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17 years later, and I still think it was bad taste to have the Jeffrey Dahmer line in this movie. ~ JumpinJack
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When you give a maniac an ultimatum, using a firmer voice, and adding the words "or else", you should probably be able to back that up. ~ JumpinJack
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Simon Sez seems like a crappy game when Simon is a murdering madman. ~ JumpinJack
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Yes, Lenina - all fluid transfer activities are that enjoyable... and more... ~ JumpinJack
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Sting wrote a pretty cool song to close this one out. ~ JumpinJack
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You can still become horribly overweight when the only food available is futuristic gumballs. ~ NateSean
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The late 20th century has the technology to cryogenically freeze criminals, but they can't apply that same technology to terminally ill patients. ~ NateSean
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The best rehabilitation for John Spartan was knitting. ~ NateSean
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Rat isn't all that bad. What I want to know is what happened to all of the dogs and cats... ~ NateSean
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Taco Bell has great advertising advisors. ~ blogger de niro
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Edgar Friendly wants to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over his body reading Playboy magazine. ~ Bacupboy
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Simon wants to know if it's hot in here, or if it's just him. ~ gerard29
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You were smart enough to program Phoenix not to kill you. But you forgot the second Assimov law that says he can't allow harm to come to you. ~ NateSean
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C4 can explode without a detonator. ~ NateSean
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The rat burger is fine. What I want to know is how they made the beer. ~ NateSean
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Stun batons in the hands of the right person are actually quite volatile. ~ NateSean
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Two needles and a ball of yarn are enough to make a sweater. ~ NateSean
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In the future, museums will display fully loaded weapons with enough amunition to make Duke Nukem worry about the weight. ~ NateSean
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All of the competent medical examiners must have had the day off when John Spartan was convicted of killing hostages that were all ready dead. ~ NateSean
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People of the future are shocked by murder-death-kills. What happens when people die normally? ~ NateSean
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Futuristic leaders have easily combustible bodies. ~ NateSean
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Edgar Friendly uses shot guns to shop for groceries. ~ NateSean
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If Simon Phoenix has pointed a gun at you for ten seconds, you've been alive for nine seconds too long. ~ NateSean
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When Simon Phoenix is hunting you down, don't be flattered. Be scared. ~ NateSean
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Simon doesn't want any other mad dog killer types on the loose. Besides him. ~ NateSean
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Like any other well bred, petty psychopath, Phoenix knows the value of a good assistant. ~ NateSean
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John Spartan is like a New York cockroach. ~ NateSean
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People who are insecure really inspire joy-joy feelings in others. ~ NateSean
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All of the "microtunes" of the future are pre-60's. So it's safe to say the Geico lizard has lost his celebrity status. ~ NateSean
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Being under arrest negates the possibility of you leaving. ~ NateSean
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The future is a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener". ~ NateSean
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Send a maniac to catch a maniac. ~ NateSean
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You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it. ~ NateSean
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Ordinary civilians get fined one credit for the first violation of the Verbal Morality Code and are then politley arrested. The police just get fined. Seems kinda unfair in a very low key sort of way. ~ NateSean
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Sometimes hurting people is fun. But not when they're looking for something to eat. ~ NateSean
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John Spartan can fix a trashed police car with a needle and thread. ~ NateSean
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If you're young, think all you want. ~ NateSean
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A sotto voice violation of the Verbal Morality code is only one half credit. So you can save money by whispering your F-bombs. ~ NateSean
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Simon can't imagine what good thing he must have done in a previous life. ~ NateSean
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Ask the little girl if she thinks it was worth it to blow up a 7 million dollar mall when her ransom was only 25,000 dollars. ~ NateSean
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If you were to tell John Spartan he was a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten, he would probably just say "Thank You." ~ NateSean
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High fives still exist in the future. Well, sort of. ~ Max
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People can say "F*** you, lady" on T.V. ~ Max
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Sly is a Rob Schneider magnet ~ Max
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Bacon, butter, and buckets of cheese sounds like heaven. ~ Max
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