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Well, double dumb-ass on YOU! ~ ekedolphin
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Chekov apparently got two promotions when no one was paying attention. ~ ekedolphin
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Flying 20th century helicopters is similar enough to flying 23rd century shuttlecrafts and starships that Sulu picks up the former with no problem whatsoever. (Except accidentally triggering the windshield wipers). ~ ekedolphin
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Kirk can do pretty much anything he wants as long as when it's all said and done, he saves the day. (See also: Star Trek VI.) ~ ekedolphin
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Sulu was born in San Francisco. ~ ekedolphin
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Compared to the 23rd century, medically speaking the 1980s were like the goddamn Spanish Inquisition. ~ ekedolphin
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The keyboard? How quaint. ~ ekedolphin
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Kirk has apparently never eaten a pizza. ~ ekedolphin
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Money doesn't exist in the 23rd century. (At least, not in the Federation.) ~ ekedolphin
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There shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives. ~ ekedolphin
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Spock feels fine. ~ ekedolphin
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Spock doesn't quite have the hang of the colorful metaphors. ~ ekedolphin
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When landing a cloaked Klingon Bird of Prey, it's always helpful to remember where you parked. (Nice tip: Keep walking until you touch an invisible wall.) ~ ekedolphin
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Wow. How many people are there like Gillian, who's dedicated enough to her job that she's willing to travel to the 23rd century to help the whales? ~ ekedolphin
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YOU POMPOUS ASS! ~ ekedolphin
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Now would not be a good time for a colorful metaphor. ~ NateSean
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Apparently, they didn't give a rat's rear end about the Temporal Prime Directive in Kirk's day. ~ SPCAndyJ
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Spock did a little too much LDS. ~ Optimus Thunder
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If you give a punk the Vulcan Neck Pinch, his music will turn off at the same time. ~ Optimus Thunder
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