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Attractive busty toons always keep "booby" traps. ~ agentdc7
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Roger couldn't have taken his hands out of those cuffs at any time: Only when it was funny. ~ ekedolphin
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It's apparently okay to execute a cartoon shoe for simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time. ~ ekedolphin
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The toon hippo girls are so large that if they sit on the edge of a bench, they'll practically launch the unfortunate guy on the other end of the bench into space. ~ ekedolphin
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Dumbo works for peanuts. But Eddie Valiant doesn't. ~ ekedolphin
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The bottom of glass cups can act like magnifying glasses. ~ agentdc7
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When trying to make toons laugh, you will be temporarily invincible like a toon- granting you immunity from bowling balls smashing your skull, getting eletrocuted, and falling from 20+ feet. ~ agentdc7
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If you never had a good sense of humor, you're better off dead. ~ ekedolphin
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When asking Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse for a spare, be sure to specify exactly what kind of spare you have in mind. ~ ekedolphin
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Disappearing reappearing ink will only reappear when you start looking at it. ~ agentdc7
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Gorilla bouncers take their job very, very seriously. ~ ekedolphin
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Donald and Daffy don't exactly share a very professional working relationship. ~ ekedolphin
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Evil weasels go to heaven apparently. ~ agentdc7
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Comedians get all the sexy women because all you have to do is make her laugh. ~ agentdc7
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Roger Rabbit's uncle was Thumper from Bambi. Unfortunately he was diagnosed with prostate cancer and had to take these big pills and drink lots of water. ~ agentdc7
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When the bad guy is going to chop the good guy in half, the bad guy is required to wait 2 seconds. ~ agentdc7
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Break a toon's heart, and he falls to pieces just like you and me. ~ ekedolphin
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Marvin Acme's been hanging around rabbits too long. ~ ekedolphin
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You can get the brooms from Fantasia to do any kind of busywork, as long as you have "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" playing. ~ ekedolphin
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The jury's still out on whether Roger is funny every day or only on the days he's wanted for murder. ~ ekedolphin
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Roger's not the first man whose wife has played patty-cake on him. ~ ekedolphin
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Eddie's apparently the only person observant enough to see proof Marvin Acme had a will-- even though that picture was in the newspaper. ~ ekedolphin
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Weasels will believe that Eddie Valiant didn't hear them come into his office after shooting out his door to get in. ~ agentdc7
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Don't ever order a drink "on the rocks" when you're speaking to a toon. ~ ekedolphin
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Jessica doesn't mind people bumping into her enormous boobs. ~ agentdc7
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Hearing two people play patty cake sounds suspiciously like sex. You've gotta be kidding me. ~ agentdc7
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9/10 times you try to drink your booze, something is going to stop you. ~ agentdc7
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Always take a last drink. ~ nikkabee
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Jessica Rabbit is not bad. She's only drawn that way. ~ IanM1986
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Of all the distractions in Toon Town, hummingbirds will make you crash your car. ~ Optimus Thunder
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When dip gets dumped all over the floor, it's probably not a good idea to roll backwards on the floor. It probably got in that guy's eyes. ~ agentdc7
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Shave and a haircut....
Two bits. ~ nikkabee
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The "Rabbit Season, Duck Season" trick will work on any toon. ~ IanM1986
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If you're hanging onto a pole to keep from falling to your death, don't even try to grab on with your other hand. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Of all the things Mickey tried to stop the brooms in Fantasia, he should have tried simply turning the music off. ~ ekedolphin
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Eddie Valiant can do back flips. ~ agentdc7
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This is probably the first and last film you will ever see Bugs and Mickey in the same shot as well as Donald and Daffy. ~ agentdc7
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Driving 75 mph will erase people's memories of ridiculous talking mice. ~ agentdc7
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Laughter is a weapon. Sometimes it's the only weapon we have. ~ agentdc7
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Rabbit's are HOT! ~ TiffYG2133
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Toons still need to breathe, but when weasels come looking for them, they'll have to sacrifice that vital process for sake of their own lives. ~ Movie Genius
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Apparently, if you haven't got a rabbit hiding inside your coat, the most likely other thing it could be is a boner. ~ Movie Genius
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It's okay for a toon rabbit and a toon woman with large boobs to get married, especially as it seemed in the 1940's. ~ Movie Genius
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It seems suspicious that the Judge let Roger have a drink when he would rather be executing him. ~ Movie Genius
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About the only other thing Judge Doom could think of next in his evil plan to destroy Toontown is to build a freeway. ~ Movie Genius
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If Judge Doom was a toon in disguise, he should have been slightly more careful than to move a giant vat of The Dip around the place. ~ Movie Genius
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Jessica hit Roger over the head with a frying pan, so he wouldn't get hurt. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Toon bullets are dumdums. ~ Optimus Thunder
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If you can't stop laughing, you will die. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Portable holes are also razor sharp discs. ~ agentdc7
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