Don't accept rides from Large Marge. ~ Invaderben
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Never accept gum from Pee Wee. ~ Invaderben
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No matter how secure you think your bike is chained up, it can still be stolen. ~ Invaderben
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Pee Wee is a loner, a rebel. ~ Invaderben
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Some bathtubs are too big. ~ Invaderben
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Biker Gangs will spare your life if you dance to "Tequila" ~ Invaderben
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Biker gangs aren't fooled when you say in a quiet voice "I say we let him go." ~ Invaderben
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If you're in a public place in Texas, you can sing the first few bars of "Deep in the Heart of Texas" and everyone will join in. ~ ekedolphin
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Pee-Wee's bike is so great that it even had hammerspace for its incredibly long chain. ~ Pleiades Rising
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A film directed by Tim Burton featuring both Pee-Wee Herman and Twisted Sister sure is hard to top. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Nightmares are made worse when they have clowns in them. ~ Pleiades Rising
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$10 000 rewards don't have to be paid, 'cause it's probably the thief returning the stolen item, anyways. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's not just ANY bike. ~ Invaderben
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I miss Mr. T cereal. ~ Invaderben
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I know you are, but what am I? ~ ekedolphin
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If you're in Texas and don't remember your name or where you're from, you're okay as long as you remember the Alamo. ~ ekedolphin
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The Alamo was built without a basement. I didn't learn that in school, either. ~ ekedolphin
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Never fall asleep at the wheel. ~ ekedolphin
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Riding a pedal bike doesn't automatically qualify you to ride a motorcycle. ~ Pleiades Rising
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He really did mean to do that! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Sometimes, you just gotta save something you really hate. ~ Pleiades Rising
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If you meet Pee-Wee in a dark alley, just leave him alone. ~ Pleiades Rising
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After this movie, Pee Wee married that waitress and had a deformed baby named Oswald Cobblepot. ~ agentdc7
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Overweight people shouldn't run too much. They'll trip on their own feet. ~ agentdc7
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# 25 Manipulating your face using tape can provide hours of entertainment. ~ jennibennibofenni
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#26-Smelly-breathed "Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Care"-singing hobos can drive you to jump from a moving train. ~ jennibennibofenni
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#27 Never unwittingly take a waitress up into a Tyrannasaurus Rex to watch the sunrise, only to have her crazy Cave-man like boyfriend here you say,"Lets talk about your big butt, Simone." ~ jennibennibofenni
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#28 A knit dress, scarf, wig , pair of glasses and the ability to transcend gender identity can take you a long way when trying to smuggle a convict past a line of police. ~ jennibennibofenni
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