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Breast Cancer and drug dealers just go away. ~ HermanoBluth
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The roof is the best place to hang out, play football, and fool around with drug dealers. ~ HermanoBluth
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You can't recognize your favorite customer until he comes in and orders a dozen roses. ~ HermanoBluth
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Johnny is fed up of this world ~ Dominic
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Chickens go "cheep cheep cheep!" ~ Dominic
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Sleeping with a dozen guys will land you in a hospital on Guerrero street. ~ HermanoBluth
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Store keepers will never recognize their favorite customer, especially if that customer is huge, has long flowing black hair, and a thick accent. ~ Adam
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Yes, people with a hole in their head and all covered in blood are probably dead. But be sure... Ask someone if that person is dead. ~ churi
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Nothing says sex scene like a bad Boys II Men cover/mockup. ~ HermanoBluth
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Apparently, nobody in The Room has even seen a chicken. ~ HermanoBluth
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Oh, hi (insert character name here) ~ HermanoBluth
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Johnny is expecting. ~ Dominic
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Make sure the camera is in focus for your graphic sex scenes. The other scenes don't matter. ~ HermanoBluth
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Always yell at your friend for acting like a psychologist moments after you yell at him to help you because he's a psychologist. ~ Adam
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You can hate your husband, but still throw him a huge surprise birthday party. ~ HermanoBluth
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That Johnny is a good man, he is best friends with Mark, and that Lisa is beautiful. ~ Gerff
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Don't worry if you forget where the film takes place; they keep reminding you by showing NUMEROUS pan shots ~ HermanoBluth
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The Tanner Family are Lisa and Johnny's neighbors. ~ HermanoBluth
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The ultimate proof that anyone, and I mean ANYONE, can make a movie. ~ HermanoBluth
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Nothing says American like throwing a football around. ~ HermanoBluth
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Why have one short sex scene when you can have multiple seven minute sex scenes? ~ HermanoBluth
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The best way to get rid of your very successful and loving husband is to say that he hit you and got drunk. ~ HermanoBluth
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When you put yourself into your movie, be sure to make yourself loved by everyone, even your "disgruntled" wife. ~ HermanoBluth
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When one actor quits, you can just get some other guy in there and surely no one will notice. ~ HermanoBluth
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The best time to fool around with your mistress is during the surprise birthday party for mistress's husband. ~ HermanoBluth
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Lisa is tearing Johnny apart. ~ Dominic
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It is possible to make the world's stupidest movie. ~ Dominic
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Lisa doesn't wanna talk about it. ~ HermanoBluth
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Don't treat Lisa like a princess. She'll stab you in the back. ~ HermanoBluth
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You can't talk about your confidential bank client, but you can talk about your best friend's sex life. In Public. ~ HermanoBluth
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Don't plan too much. It won't come out right. ~ HermanoBluth
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They can afford to use Happy Birthday, but they can't afford to actually film on a rooftop or get a decent director of photography. ~ HermanoBluth
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You owe Lisa one anyways. ~ HermanoBluth
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You know what they say, love is blind. ~ HermanoBluth
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Everybody looks like a baby face. ~ HermanoBluth
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The computer business is too competitive. ~ HermanoBluth
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It's totally natural to go into your friend's apartment, without their permission or knowledge, to have sex. ~ HermanoBluth
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Chocolate IS a symbol of love. ~ HermanoBluth
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The best place for stupid comments is your pocket. ~ HermanoBluth
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It's always best to play football in a tuxedo. ~ HermanoBluth
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It's best to put symbolism in the beginning of your movie and never even use it. ~ HermanoBluth
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Mark can hear movie soundtracks. ~ HermanoBluth
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Candles, music, and sexy dresses are great for seducing your fiancee's best friend. ~ HermanoBluth
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You gotta keep reminding your best friend that he IS your best friend. ~ HermanoBluth
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Footage of the cast throwing around a football is great way to fill time. ~ HermanoBluth
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Cheesecake and a bottle of water make up the average coffee shop order. ~ HermanoBluth
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Guns just magically appear. ~ HermanoBluth
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It's normal for people to enter and leave the room all in under a minute. ~ HermanoBluth
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Spoons serve as a great symbolic device. ~ HermanoBluth
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Denny likes to watch. ~ HermanoBluth
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Two is great, but three's a crowd. ~ HermanoBluth
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He doesn't have five f*cking minutes. ~ HermanoBluth
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Don't forget your underwears. ~ HermanoBluth
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It's normal to play football and basketball up on the roof. ~ HermanoBluth
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When editing your behind the scenes reel, make sure 75% of it shows a rotating shot of the cameras. ~ HermanoBluth
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It's ideal to only to interview a small, unimportant cast member for your behind-the-scenes material. ~ HermanoBluth
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ADR is your friend. ~ HermanoBluth
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Tape recorders can record numerous weeks of material and pinpoint the exact footage you need. ~ HermanoBluth
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Johnny can hear conversations from far, far away. ~ HermanoBluth
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Don't shoot on a real roof. Use a green screen. ~ HermanoBluth
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Film in both 35mm and HD. You can choose later. ~ HermanoBluth
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It's a big deal when someone shaves. ~ HermanoBluth
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Peter's always playing psychologist with Johnny and company. ~ HermanoBluth
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Be sure to give the main character a similar-sounding name to yours. ~ HermanoBluth
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Your film doesn't need to make sense or have a coherent plot to be a hit. ~ HermanoBluth
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You can afford apartment rent for both you and the retarded kid, nice flowers everyday, sexy dresses for your girl, and that retarded kid's tuition on a banker's salary. ~ HermanoBluth
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If you buy a dozen roses from the flower shop, you will become their favorite customer, and make sure you say hi to the dog before you leave. ~ asmahs
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The flower shop clerk won't recognize her favorite customer until he purchases a dozen red roses. ~ HermanoBluth
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You can be in love with both some guy's fiancée and some girl at school. ~ HermanoBluth
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It's totally not creepy to say you want to have kids with a girl that probably doesn't even know you. ~ HermanoBluth
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Always cue the dramatic music at the most undramatic moments. ~ HermanoBluth
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Men kissing their dead best friend doesn't look gay at all. ~ HermanoBluth
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Johnny can steal mistresses away. ~ HermanoBluth
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Everyone can understand your mumbling. ~ HermanoBluth
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Johnny understands life, while Lisa doesn't. ~ HermanoBluth
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You always must tell your future husband everything. ~ HermanoBluth
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Always say what you're going to do. ~ HermanoBluth
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Doing homework is a good codeword for sex. ~ HermanoBluth
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Stories about girls dating numerous guys, getting beaten up, and ending up in the hospital are really funny and entertaining. ~ HermanoBluth
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White-boy drama feels like sitting on an atomic bomb, waiting for it to go off. ~ HermanoBluth
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When you find out that someone bought drugs, the best questions to ask are what kind of drugs and money they were involved with. ~ HermanoBluth
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In the world of "The Room", no one pays for their coffee and cheesecake. ~ HermanoBluth
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Don't worry about it. ~ HermanoBluth
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The best time to shoot your wedding photos is a month before your wedding. ~ HermanoBluth
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You can be in love with both some guy's fiancée and some random girl at school. ~ HermanoBluth
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You can die by falling down after failing to catch a football. ~ HermanoBluth
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Girl talk is very secretive. ~ HermanoBluth
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He'll record everything and show them all. ~ HermanoBluth
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Johnny is awesome, Johnny loves Lisa, Lisa can't live on her own. Repeat for two hours. ~ HermanoBluth
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Girls are too smart, too dumb, and flat-out evil. ~ Adam
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There is never any wind on the roof. ~ churi
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Tommy is also Johnny. ~ HermanoBluth
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When you get angry over your fiance cheating on you, be sure to throw a TV set out the window. ~ HermanoBluth
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The best way to show Americana is to have your characters play football all the time. ~ HermanoBluth
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You can always re-edit your trailer from a drama to a black comedy. ~ HermanoBluth
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Belly buttons can substitute for vaginae. ~ HermanoBluth
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Establish your relationships to people over and over again. ~ HermanoBluth
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People still use tape recorders. ~ HermanoBluth
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Dubbed dialog comes across as seamless. ~ HermanoBluth
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Don't show really busy people doing stuff. Just have them say they're busy. ~ HermanoBluth
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The best filmmakers get credited multiple times in their own movie. ~ HermanoBluth
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Drug dealers are too impatient to wait five minutes for their money. ~ ST
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