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It's one of the best feel-good films of all time! ~ Pleiades Rising
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If you're going to live in hell, there's no need to look like it; so trim that beard. ~ Pleiades Rising
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There's nothing better than a warm blanket that probably smells like an old corpse. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Guns and knives are the only weapons after the apocalypse, nobody has the ingenuity to create weapons or use other objects. ~ avalanche719
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Fast-food for cannibals means you gotta catch it first. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When your spouse leaves you for death itself, it may not seem as if life could get any worse...but it can, surprisingly. ~ Pleiades Rising
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You won't find anything horrifying hidden within the darkest recesses of a ramshackle house, so go ahead and explore with your young son! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Under certain circumstances, taking a bath and brushing your teeth are actually welcomed by young kids ~ Pleiades Rising
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Moral lessons can be best taught at gun-point. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Head for the sea shore, for surely it's the land of sunshine and smiles. ~ Pleiades Rising
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To modify Einstein, we will fight with not only sticks and stones, but also knives, arrows, and flare-guns. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Vehicles will make scary entrances only to break down right after it's in sight. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Why is it the Bad Guys in movies always have gas in their cars! ~ TiffYG2133
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Even after the apocalypse, gingers are still creepy stalkers. ~ avalanche719
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When finding a well stocked and well hidden location filled with food that can sustain you and yours make sure to abandon it as soon as you hear a barking dog. ~ avalanche719
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Go ahead and fall asleep on an abandoned beach when your father swims out to ship. Nothing bad can happen when you're on the beach, right? ~ avalanche719
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In case of immediate danger, always hold a gun to your kid's head. ~ avalanche719
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Apparently fallout shelters don't have extra weapons and ammunition or the owner of that one was just a pacifist. ~ avalanche719
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If you lose the will to live and your spouse won't spare one bullet for you, your only option is to disrobe and walk out into the cold, dark night. ~ avalanche719
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A whole family will follow you and wait until your father dies to offer a helping hand. ~ avalanche719
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Post-Apocalyptic pop machines must always have a least one can, these are the rules. ~ avalanche719
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If it was my last night in a fallout shelter, I would pig out and eat all that I could before leaving. ~ avalanche719
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A drink is good if it's bubbly! ~ thugz4real
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The only black guy you meet during the whole movie turns out to be a thief. ~ thugz4real
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Life is really really—REALLY—miserable during the aftermath of a global disaster. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Take a bath before the coming apocalypse. ~ Pleiades Rising
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In the wastelands of the future, roving gangs of hillbilly cannibals are the new running zombies. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Even the colors themselves seem to be dead. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Sometimes you just have to trust the snaggletoothed, gun totting stranger. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Don't mess with the good guys, unless you don't like wearing clothes in freezing weather. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Shopping carts are a nomad's best friend. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Maybe you should eat your son if he keeps bitching about my decisions. ~ avalanche719
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After years of foraging abandoned homes, shops etc.. You will not be able to locate even one firearm, bullet, bows, knives, bats or anything that can be used as a weapon. ~ avalanche719
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The first punishment for theft is having your thumbs removed. The second is standing naked in middle of nowhere. ~ avalanche719
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If you're going to steal, get away faster or use a different route. ~ avalanche719
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Newspaper bags make great socks! ~ avalanche719
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Some cannibals like their humans like I like my beef jerky, smoked! ~ avalanche719
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Telling people you're 90 doesn't stop them from harassing you. ~ avalanche719
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If you're searching a house and you stumble upon a huge pile of shoes, run, don't continue searching. ~ avalanche719
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Just because someone only has a couple bullets doesn't mean they're not going to kill you. ~ avalanche719
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A kid who is scared of everything will chase after someone he saw running around a house. ~ avalanche719
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Even though you were just shot by an arrow in Point Lookout, you still owe an apology to the wife after you kill her husband with a flare. ~ avalanche719
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The man sure could've used a stimpak. ~ avalanche719
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Even after the apocalypse, kids still don't like their parents touching their stuff. ~ avalanche719
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My wife's hair clip reminds me of the time I fingerbanged her in church and all the other sexy times. ~ avalanche719
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No matter where you go or who's around, its always safe to light a fire. ~ avalanche719
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Everyone is following you! ~ avalanche719
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A stuffed animal makes all the bad cannibals go away...not really. ~ avalanche719
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If there's "colors" over a body of water, its okay to go for a dip. ~ avalanche719
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Whenever swimming, take off all your clothes. ~ avalanche719
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If you have a bad dream that means you're still fighting and alive but if you have a good dream, something bad is going to happen. ~ avalanche719
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If you see a band of cannibals on a truck, keep running through the woods. Don't stop to hide at the first dropoff you find because someone always has to pee there. ~ avalanche719
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The apocalypse must have ridded the world of all bicycles too. ~ CarlVB
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Even after the apocalypse there is still time to go visit your old home! ~ ryan corderman
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Finger banging in church is totaly acceptable. ~ ryan corderman
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The air is freezing cold, so it makes perfect sense to take a dip in the pool. ~ NateSean
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In an apocalyptic disaster, all forms of government will become extinct. ~ NateSean
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Kids during the 1930's recession were far more proactive than this kid and had way more responsibility. ~ NateSean
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Starving human being makes a great late night snack. Disease be damned. ~ NateSean
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The good guys don't eat people. Apparently they don't think to stay put in one place and try to build a community. ~ NateSean
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There are no animals about and hardly any food to survive, but damn that dog sure looked healthy. ~ NateSean
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