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Everyone in Wonderland is capable of making fashionable clothing out of drapes, no matter the size, in about five seconds. ~ Scotty Favor
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If you get stabbed in the foot and feel pain, always insist right afterward that nothing can hurt you. ~ Adam
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Always fall asleep while in the den of the scary hound who attacked you earlier. ~ Adam
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Always let your older sister stay with the cheating douchebag. ~ Adam
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Women who don't marry turn strange. ~ Adam
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It is good practice to believe in 6 impossibilities before breakfast. ~ nikkabee
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Dogs have confusing loyalties. ~ Adam
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If you take a small bite of the growth cake, don't bother to keep the rest of it. Having the ability to grow gigantic is obviously of no use when a dangerous battle looms ahead. ~ Adam
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Queens must prance like princesses. ~ Adam
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It only takes seconds to paint a beautiful picture of two people under a gazebo. ~ Adam
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China isn't on the other side of really long holes. ~ Adam
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Even if you and your twin weigh like 300 pounds each, that flying bird can carry you both off to the castle. ~ Adam
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The guy you're arranged to wed will always suck. ~ Adam
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If you're surrounded by non-human creatures and routinely chop off their heads, every decapitated head in your moat will be a human's. ~ Adam
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If you behead the king, keep the crown on his head forever, it has no value. ~ Adam
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Original animated adaptation aside, if the growing cake or shrinking drink doesn't specifically say it'll grow and shrink your clothes along with you, it probably doesn't. ~ ekedolphin
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A mouse will carry around an eye they stabbed and stole from a large monster, and this will in no way throw the mouse off balance, even though the mouse and the eye probably weigh about the same. ~ PandasLikePoptarts
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Apparently, a vow never to harm another living thing doesn't mean you can't condemn them to a fate worse than death. ~ ekedolphin
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Mad Hatters do not necessarily have to be old creepers like in the Disney version. They can be sexy bipolar actors also. ~ Chi Chi
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Frogs are terrible liars. ~ Adam
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Spoon. ~ Adam
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When dialogue doesn't do the trick, just dance. ~ Scotty Favor
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If someone says they need a minute after being asked to marry, and they take more than a few minutes, don't go out and look for them, no, instead just wait patiently where you were until she returns. ~ tenshi
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If you usually wake up from a dream when you pinch yourself, and it doesn't happen this time, it's safe to say it isn't a dream. ~ tenshi
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If a monster is charging at you, it will always stop and roar rather than to simply go for the kill then and there. ~ Adam
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Horses are far less gullible than hounds. ~ Adam
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Cats don't involve themselves in politics, unless it means aiding the White Queen's allies against the Red Queen and presenting the White Queen with her crown at the end of a great politically motivated battle. ~ Adam
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A good travel hat has built-in seatbelts. ~ Adam
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No one ever suspects the curly-haired girl who appears out of nowhere to be THE curly-haired girl everyone is looking for. ~ Adam
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While you're battling a monster, if you need to count something to yourself, count as slowly as possible. ~ Adam
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If a bandersnatch happens to attack you and scratches your arm, it is best not to accept first aid for it. ~ nikkabee
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Falling down a really deep hole won't kill you. Even when you fall through a roof. Really, you'll be completely fine. ~ wolfgirl92
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No matter where you go you'll always keep running into twins. ~ Adam
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Palaces have XXXXXXXL women's dresses on hand. ~ Adam
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If you think your husband is going to leave you, pre-emptively kill him. ~ Adam
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If someone offers you butterfingers in Wonderland, decline politely. ~ Adam
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Evil women seem to have a weird obsession with red roses! ~ Sami D
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No matter how much time you spent in wonderland, it won't be more than a few hours in the real world. ~ tenshi
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Apparently Lewis Carroll and all the other incarnations lied to us all these years. The place was always called "Underland". ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Every day is Valentine's Day at the Red Queen's castle. ~ Adam
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If you have bad news to report to the Red Queen, always break it up into three parts so as to be punished three times for it. ~ Adam
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If you're going to say something dangerous, make sure the girl with big ears is far away. ~ Adam
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Anyone that upsets you. Just yell off with their heads. ~ marcsnothere
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You'll want to wash that finger. ~ nikkabee
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Your pretty face won't last forever. And you don't want to end up like Aunt Imogene. ~ nikkabee
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It is better to be feared than loved. ~ tenshi
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Pretending to have abnormally sized body parts is the easiest way to get into the Red Queen's posse. ~ jawson44
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That I was definately out of order in thinking the Mad Hatter and Alice would end up marrying each other. ~ YesLiid
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Evil will make your head big. ~ Feathery
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The White Queen is a Goth! ~ TiffYG2133
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If you turn down the opportunity to invest in a venture that becomes more profitable than anyone could have imagined, don't worry, you can you always buy the business for cheap once the founder dies. ~ Adam
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Pig's belly is good aching feet. ~ UsernameTed
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The mad hare loves spoons! Spoon!!! ~ breezie1
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Lack confidence.... a visit to Wonderland will fix you right up! ~ TiffYG2133
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The Mad Hatter has mad sewing skills. ~ Sparky
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Hot Topic sales rise dramatically. ~ ryan corderman
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When adapting the original "Wonderland", always jettison the ingenious philosophical logic and replace it with easy to digest nonsense and flashy images. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Spit is always the main ingredient. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When your opponent tosses you into the air, it'll naturally be to your advantage. ~ Pleiades Rising
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A pig as a foot stool does wonders for foot massaging. ~ FERIS
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There is nothing 'wonder' about the 'land' that Alice went to. ~ FERIS
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The Cheshire Cat is now a shapeshifter, as well. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's alright to turn Carroll's sleepy Dormouse into ActionMouse! ~ Pleiades Rising
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In a land that dedicates itself to being contrary to reason and logic, it's unreasonable and illogical for the Red Queen to rule the land. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Too many hits from the bong will cause you to undergo metamorphosis. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The guy who plays Snape does the voice of the blue caterpillar. ~ PandasLikePoptarts
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OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! ~ SaxGirl
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Away with the Big Head! ~ SaxGirl
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The best way to travel is by hat. ~ SaxGirl
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It's okay for the rabbit, the mouse, frogs, the monkeys, and the horse to wear something, yet the dog must run about naked. ~ MrsBrisby
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Mice are very good at throwing rapiers into the eyes of a bird in flight. ~ MrsBrisby
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That futterwacken..is a really strange dance O.o ...of course it fits for the strange and crazy character.....by the way, in the cartoon the hare was more talkative and funnier. ~ Alaurien
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The only way something is impossible is if you believe it is. ~ LadyGrizz
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When the Mad hatter gets excited, his whole face brightens and his tie gets a mind of its own. ~ LadyGrizz
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Why go around the table when you can just jump on to it and walk through everything? ~ LadyGrizz
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Tim Burton ruins every movie he remakes. Wonka, Batman, and now Alice, when will you stop ?! Bastard ~ BusterBah
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