Register or Login
Telling a girl "I feel you! Do they think that walls can hide you? Even now I’m at your window..." is really romantic, not stalkerish! ~ Grayfire
Rating: 5 (+5/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
When confronted with blackmail, the best option is to beat the snot out of your harrasser with a hot teakettle, throw them into a trunk, slit their throat, and make them into a pie. ~ Khenarthi
Rating: 4 (+4/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
There is a LOT more blood in the human body than people realize. ~ Grayfire
Rating: 3 (+4/-1) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
People taste good :) ~ Grayfire
Rating: 3 (+3/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Before you murder someone, it's best to sing to them first. ~ Grayfire
Rating: 3 (+3/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Just down the street is Hannibal's very own restaurant as well. He serves burgers. ~ Andromeda
Rating: 3 (+3/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
The best way to calm a child is to give him a bottle of gin. ~ Grayfire
Rating: 2 (+2/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Use a coarse grinder for human bodies, so that entire toes make it through unscathed. ~ keelyandlou
Rating: 2 (+2/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Sweeney Todd can guarantee the closest shave you've ever known. ~ tenshi
Rating: 2 (+2/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Blood really looks like tomato soup. ~ Grayfire
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
"What is this? This is piss!" ~ Grayfire
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
When people think the room above your shop is haunted, you're gonna struggle to rent it out. ~ tenshi
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
On the kid's menu is something called Tater Tots for tots...with a special meat sauce on the side. ~ Andromeda
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Johnny Depp and Alan Rickman singing together is a wonderful thing. ~ YesLiid
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
I learned after watching this movie; I can not go one night without praying that Judge Turpin's first name was Turnip. ~ YesLiid
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Some children can hold their liquor better than adults. ~ Grayfire
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
They all deserve to die - even you, Mrs Lovett, even I. ~ SomeGuy
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
A tot of gin is good for getting the kids to bed. ~ SomeGuy
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Sweeney Todd has a razor for a sixth finger in order for his arm to be complete. ~ SomeGuy
Rating: 0 (+1/-1) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
"Yellow hair" flows better for lyrics than "blonde". ~ SomeGuy
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (1)
Sweeney Todd was born in the sorrow of Benjamin Barker. ~ tenshi
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
People don't always die after they take poison. Forget that, and the future can get complicated. ~ SomeGuy
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Make sure that when you kill somone that they didn't walk in with their family; then you will actually have to give them a shave. ~ Chiwayway
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
To shave-a the face, it take-a da grace. Si? ~ UsernameTed
Rating: -1 (+0/-1) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Please note that we manually review and edit every incoming submission. Make sure to properly capitalize and punctuate your entry (also leave a period/question mark/exclamation point at the end, don't leave it empty).
We've lovingly mined 853 movies for 23016 learnings. New Goal: 25,000 learnings