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#1

The Phoenix can survive lake crashing in on her but she's no match for Wolverine's claws. ~ NateSean
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    #2

    Magneto has no use for a hot naked girl. ~ Pleiades Rising
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    • unless of course Magneto takes his Viagra! ~ ryan corderman
    • Well it IS Ian McKellen. But I remember this was one of those "Are you kidding me!?" moments. Magneto just suddenly ditches a loyal companion who SAVED HIS LIFE!!!! ~ agentdc7

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    #3

    The most interesting thing a porcupine mutant can do is hug and kill an old lady. ~ agentdc7
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    • Yeah, lol he has to somehow convince his foe to allow his comforting embrace before taking his chance. ~ Kikkomannrice

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    #4

    When stabbed in the stomach, not only will you heal within seconds, your shirt will, too. ~ Mir
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      #5

      The head of a Sentinel is apprently satisfactory after months of hype promising us "The Sentinels will be in this movie". ~ NateSean
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      • Yeah, I felt really gipped. I remember they premiered that one clip of the Sentinel and I said to myself "Oh boy... I bet that's ALL we see of the Sentinel..." ~ agentdc7
      • I remember feeling so gipped when I saw that. They botched Juggernaut's story line, the least they could have done was give us Sentinels. ~ NateSean
      • Such a great way to begin the movie... let's you know the rest of it isn't going to be any better. ~ agentdc7

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      #6

      Young boys locked in bathrooms tend to do strange things. ~ Pleiades Rising
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        #7

        When Juggernaut runs through soldiers, they will sound suspiciously like bowling pins. ~ agentdc7
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          #8

          You got one mutant that can drain other mutant's powers. Do you lob him at the extremely dangerous Level 5 mutant to maybe, I don't know, neutralize her? Hell no. ~ NateSean
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            #9

            Juggernaut can't move when he's held by metal on his hands and feet, but when 1/2 his lower body is encased in solid concrete, it's no problem at all. After all, he is the Juggernaut, bitch! ~ agentdc7
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              #10

              Apparently, at the final fight, every evil mutant ability is to charge like a brainless monkey. ~ Predalien Kill
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                #11

                Rogue is actually the most useless person in a fight with or without her powers. ~ NateSean
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                • Yeah, what WAS she supposed to do in that danger room simulation? ~ agentdc7

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                #12

                The best way to keep dangerous mutants from escaping is by loading them up in a mobile prison staffed by two guards that can easily be tracked and hijacked. ~ NateSean
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                  #13

                  Juggernaut's mutant ability of momentum doesn't apply to his feet, otherwise he would sink into bottom of the earth. ~ agentdc7
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                    #14

                    A multiple man's best use is getting arrested as a distraction, rather than creating 1000's of copies to fight off people. ~ agentdc7
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                    • I thought he could just make more copies of himself and either run away or fight the soldiers. ~ Movie Genius

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                    #15

                    A "proper" way to introduce the Dark Phoenix is to SKIP over the Phoenix and write a bunch of crap about Professor X messing with Jean's head trying to make the past two movies look like she was living a lie. ~ agentdc7
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                      #16

                      If you're the trusted second-in-command to a genocidal mutant overlord, and have even been implied to be said overlord's lover for the past two movies, that relationship immediately doesn't mean squat once you're a human. And I mean IMMEDIATELY. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                        #17

                        A mutant with porcupine-like quills will truly believe that he is capable of intimidating a mutant who can manipulate fire with his hands. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                          #18

                          You'd be surprised at how much your hair can grow in only a couple of months. Especially when you've been underwater the whole time. ~ Mir
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                            #19

                            Blatantly cheating on your girlfriend is completely appropriate when she can kill you with just a touch. ~ Mir
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                              #20

                              When Mystique becomes human, she looks scarily like Rebecca Romijin. ~ Mir
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                                #21

                                Parents are prefectly all right with leaving their child alone with two strange men. ~ NateSean
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                                  #22

                                  Do you really need to strap a willing test subject down? ~ NateSean
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                                    #23

                                    People finally clued into using plastic based weapons. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                      #24

                                      Makers: "What's more interesting? Colossus vs. Juggernaut or Juggernaut runs into a wall and dies? I think the wall would be funnier. Then we can include a one-liner with 'dickhead' too!!!" ~ agentdc7
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                                      • Man, this film didn't know what to be. All it was missing were grand allusions to Rousseau's "Social Contract" and a "that's what she said!" line. ~ Pleiades Rising

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                                      #25

                                      Six mutants (3 of them children) can fight off 50+ of bad mutants. ~ agentdc7
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                                        #26

                                        Juggernaut forgot he needed to pee when he saw Rebecca Romijn naked. ~ agentdc7
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                                          #27

                                          It is important to include references to internet videos into character traits. ~ agentdc7
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                                            #28

                                            Thanks for showing up, James Marsden! Now here's a giant "SCREW YOU" for daring to appear in Superman Returns. ~ ekedolphin
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                                              #29

                                              When they finally captured Juggernaut, they let him keep the helmet so he can keep his face pretty. ~ agentdc7
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                                                #30

                                                When you throw someone through the ceiling, they will fall back through the 2nd floor and ceiling with equal force. ~ agentdc7
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                                                  #31

                                                  The president can recognize a human version of a blue scaly mutant with red hair instantly. ~ agentdc7
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                                                    #32

                                                    Iceman finally ices up, and what's the best and most he can do? Headbutt Pyro. WHOO! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                      #33

                                                      If you're the leader of a mutant superhero team, don't expect anybody to pay much mind when you die, much less give a damn. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                        #34

                                                        "I'd die for you" is ironic to say right before you are going to kill someone. ~ Kikkomannrice
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                                                          #35

                                                          Every bad mutant's power includes being able to jump off ledges 50 feet high, and float, then land on the ground perfectly fine! ~ eliasrapp98
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                                                            #36

                                                            It's perfectly okay to believe your girlfriend when she says that she can control your deadly power. Even more so, since she's never done it before. ~ Mir
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                                                              #37

                                                              Don't leave the girl who saved your life behind. After all, like Mr. President so kindly points out, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." ~ Mir
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                                                                #38

                                                                It's always okay to try and sleep with your secondary love interest, especially after you offed the first one. ~ Mir
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                                                                  #39

                                                                  Always introduce a new element after the credits have finished! ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                    #40

                                                                    Mutants with the ability to regrow limbs cannot regrow genitals. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                      #41

                                                                      Brett Ratner clearly doesn't like women, given that every woman of importance in this movie, save Storm, ends up de-powered or dead. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                        #42

                                                                        No one really liked Rogue, not even Rogue herself. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                          #43

                                                                          You can keep a mutant kid comfortable in a blinding pure white shiny room. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                          • As long as there's Playstation. ~ NateSean

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                                                                          #44

                                                                          Bret Ratner needs to stick with comedies. ~ killbot
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                                                                            #45

                                                                            It makes more sense to use the "Cure" on your enemy and kill your friend/love interest. ~ Kikkomannrice
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                                                                              #46

                                                                              Wolverine's skin will be ripped first by Jean Gray rather than his pants. ~ Predalien Kill
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                                                                              • Yes, because we all want to see Hugh Jackman naked. Just watch Origins. ~ Movie Genius

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                                                                              #47

                                                                              It's never inappropriate to smoke that last cigar. ~ Mir
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                                                                                #48

                                                                                You're no longer hard and tough when you're lying unconscious on the floor after banging your head. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                  #49

                                                                                  We really never expected that battle between fire and ice—nope, never in a million years. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                    #50

                                                                                    The most interesting (I mean obvious) thing Angel can do and catch someone from falling. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                      #51

                                                                                      The best way to conceal that Daniel Cudmore can't speak with a Russian accent is by only allowing him to say one line in the entire film: "Uhh...I think she took off". ~ Kikkomannrice
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                                                                                        #52

                                                                                        Callisto only wore that lip ring so we know she's dead when it lights up. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                          #53

                                                                                          Amazingly, this movie should have been the one to be called X-men United. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                            #54

                                                                                            If you have the most powerful mutant on earth, who can think anything and effortlessly have it happen, as your ally you shouldn't tell her to simply wipe out the enemy for you. Instead it is much better to send hundreds of your comrades or "brothers" into a fight where they can permanently lose their powers. ~ DamnHollywood
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                                                                                              #55

                                                                                              When a telepathic mutant possessing the power to effortlessly manipulate objects in any way they want with a mere thought tells you to stay out of their head, you should do what they say! ~ DamnHollywood
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                                                                                                #56

                                                                                                When Wolverine gets angry at Professor X at what he's done to Jean Grey, it's only after trying to sleep with her that he decides its the best time to do the futile thing and try and calm her down before Phoenix takes over. Well, I guess that contradicts the fact that he probably has no morals. ~ Movie Genius
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                                                                                                  #57

                                                                                                  Logan gets turned on by Jean Grey while she is sleeping, who then flirts and almost sleeps with him. That sounds so close to sounding like Twilight, but better. ~ Movie Genius
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                                                                                                    #58

                                                                                                    Evidently, in USA a bright day can turn into a dark evening in a matter of seconds. ~ randy
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                                                                                                      #59

                                                                                                      If you want to kill a child its better to bring a whole army and a bridge for this, risking to be cured or killed, rather than to just quietly send a mutant who can become invisible and walk through walls, especially if you got one. ~ randy
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                                                                                                        #60

                                                                                                        You can violently hit, pierce, cut and tear people in pieces, but there won't be any blood. Not a single drop! ~ randy
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