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The Batman will hit you, even if you wear glasses. ~ JumpinJack
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A freakin' fighter plane versus a guy with a huge revolver standing wide open in the street - and you LOSE!? Uh, Batman, you really crapped the bed on that one. ~ JumpinJack
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Never rub another man's rhubarb... Especially when that man is a psychotic killer with a severe humor issue. ~ JumpinJack
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Seriously, if you work for the Joker, ALWAYS tell him that the Batman has one of those... those... things. ~ JumpinJack
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If you gotta go, go with a smile! ~ JumpinJack
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Vicki Vale likes to scream a lot. ~ JumpinJack
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Vicki Vale weighs a little more than a 108. ~ JumpinJack
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Getting dropped in a vat of acid is a pretty tough thing to get over. Don't think the Joker didn't try... ~ JumpinJack
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Gangsters believe you can find out who Batman is by checking his wallet. Maybe they'll find his credit card too... ~ agentdc7
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Jack Nicholson doesn't play the Joker; the Joker plays Jack Nicholson. ~ cortex
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I'm pretty sure Batman doesn't get those wonderful toys from Wal-Mart. After that, it's anybody's guess. ~ JumpinJack
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If the Joker is holding the pen, then yeah - it's truly mightier than the sword. ~ JumpinJack
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In 1989, when I was a kid, "You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight" was pretty cool. ~ JumpinJack
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"Is that a monstrous gun stuffed down the leg of your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" is likely a touch-and-go question with the Joker. ~ JumpinJack
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Henchmen are so stupid, they won't let go of the balloons until they're well beyond a survivable fall. ~ JumpinJack
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That you should never EVER dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. ~ blinghurst
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When you're standing in the secret cave, have complete knowledge of the secret identity, and have even taken a ride in the special car, don't whine about not being "let in"... ~ JumpinJack
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The name of the Joker's pain is Batman. I don't think you can take Aspirin for that. ~ JumpinJack
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Decent people shouldn't live in Gotham. They'd be happier someplace else. ~ JumpinJack
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When a guy offers to dump $20 Million on a crowd of people, there's always a catch. ~ JumpinJack
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Being the #1 guy is not necessarily a great gig. ~ JumpinJack
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LOL - he's not really melting. Stupid Vicki... ~ JumpinJack
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Be thankful the Joker's not your town's doctor, unless you enjoy a healthy enema. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Even in this film, Batman still couldn't hit the Joker when he was standing on the road. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Sometimes you just gotta channel that inner bully and steal someone's balloons. ~ Pleiades Rising
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If you're the butler to a mysterious superhero, it's okay to let his girlfriend into the secret underground lair without asking. ~ ekedolphin
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Even with modern targeting systems and the coolest jet on the planet... Batman is a horrible shot. ~ SomeGuy
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The biggest thing that dates this movie? The Prince music, no question. ~ ekedolphin
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Your gun will be a lot more powerful if it has a ridiculously long barrel. ~ ekedolphin
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"Back, Miss Vale? We're going to be here for some time." Alfred makes a crappy wingman. ~ ekedolphin
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Purple is Vicki Vale's favorite color. ~ JumpinJack
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Getting set up over a woman really gets the Joker torqued off... ~ JumpinJack
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You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs - heck, even the Joker knows that! ~ JumpinJack
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Giant vats of mysterious chemicals won't kill you; they'll make you even more evil and diabolical. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Bad hygiene for all was also part of the Joker's devious plan. ~ Pleiades Rising
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There's something wrong when the murdering thief is the source of your childhood trauma and the clown is your adulthood nemesis. Even if they're technically the same guy. ~ Ace
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Batman eschews guns because those were what killed his parents and ruined his life. Hence, he mounts Browning .30 caliber machine guns under the Batmobile's fenders. ~ SomeGuy
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Antoine Rotelli was a vicious bastard, and... I'm glad he's dead. ~ ekedolphin
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Bruce sure picked a long-winded way of trying to tell Vickie he's Batman. No wonder they finally got interrupted by the Joker. ~ ekedolphin
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Batman needs to recalibrate the aiming systems on his Batwing. ~ agentdc7
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When lost, never take the shady alleyway. Your father will either get pistol whipped or shot. ~ agentdc7
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Batman likes to crash through windows right on top of you. Don't worry, the glass won't cut you. ~ agentdc7
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Batman likes to play dead. It scares criminals. ~ agentdc7
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If those 2 thieves kept running after they shot Batman, they would have escaped. ~ agentdc7
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The citizens of Gotham were sure quick to line up around Gotham Square just for the chance of getting some money, weren't they? Obviously they forgot the nightmare The Joker had already put them through with the tainting of the hygiene products. ~ ekedolphin
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There are 2 identical Monarch Theaters in Gotham. A block away from each other. ~ agentdc7
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When you get shot and fall back over your desk, you will slide right into your chair rather than roll over into it. ~ agentdc7
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You don't wanna know what really happens if you say "No" to the Joker. ~ JumpinJack
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Jack's Joker put a smile on everyone's face years ago. ~ Pleiades Rising
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I wonder why Bruce told Vicki "he wasn't sure" which of those guys was Bruce Wayne. Was he just being a dick? ~ ekedolphin
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If there are speeding cars with people firing wildly out the windows, no one will bother to duck. ~ agentdc7
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Don't ever dance with the Devil in a pale moon light. ~ jacobdfl
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Be sure to use disappearing red paint if you decide to paint with your palms. ~ agentdc7
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When your husband is beaten and mugged by a couple of gun-wielding lowlifes who specifically tell you not to scream, promptly scream at the top of your lungs anyway. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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There are a heckuva lotta people that think Alexander Knox is more of a sycophantic nuisance than a legitimate newspaper reporter. I count myself among that group. ~ JumpinJack
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The Joker is a Pisces. ~ JumpinJack
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Prince's music goes hand in hand with the Dark Knight, especially when played on an old-school ghetto blaster. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Bruce Wayne is Bruce Wayne... most of the time. ~ ekedolphin
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"I think you're full of shit, Knox. Oh... you can quote me on THAT." I love that line. ~ ekedolphin
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I can see the mimes hiding pistols on their persons, but Tommy guns? Where the hell did they pull THOSE out of?! ~ ekedolphin
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It's Japanese because he bought it in Japan. ~ agentdc7
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