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Chocolate melts. Especially in India. ~ hisaishi
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Geography teachers scoff at the existence of Loompaland. ~ Sparky
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You should always use a once in a life time "golden ticket" for what could be a day of free candy, instead of selling for thousands to help your poverty ridden family. ~ KeenHavoc
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Sudden wonderful surprises can give seniors super powers to walk and dance again. ~ agentdc7
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You should never take candy from strangers, but going on a factory tour with the creepy guy who has a strange liking for little people is perfectly fine... ~ JumpinJack
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Touching the squirrels' nuts makes them crazy... huh. Imagine that... ~ JumpinJack
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Whipped cream is produced with animal violence. ~ SiriusBart
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Willy Wonka is edible. But that's called cannibalism and is frowned upon in many cultures. ~ gunfunnit
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Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage. ~ hisaishi
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Breakfast cereal is made of pencil shavings. ~ hisaishi
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Glass moving at the speed of sound doesn't break. ~ hisaishi
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Oompa Loompas are great musicians. ~ SaxGirl
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Squirrels are creepy as hell. ~ Adam
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The grass should be edible, even after everyone has walked all over it. ~ agentdc7
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That Johnny Depp can play really really creepy people. ~ blinghurst
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When you are a dentist and do not allow your child to eat candy, why do you allow your child to go trick-or-treating in the first place, and then act disgusted when your child brings home *gasp* candy (not to mention, throwing away the candy afterwards)?! ~ VOTFanatic
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People will worship anything. Anything. ~ hisaishi
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Why is it always the last key? ~ hisaishi
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Tease Wonka's hair a bit and you've got Michael Jackson. Aw-kward. ~ hisaishi
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Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy. ~ Sparky
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Heck, if I was a squirrel, I woulda pushed the little brat down the garbage chute too... ~ JumpinJack
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Why is it always the fat kid that falls in the chocolate rivers? ~ JumpinJack
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You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. ~ JumpinJack
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Augustus is the opposite of Waldo, you can find him rather easily. ~ agentdc7
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I gotta imagine that chocolate mixed by waterfall would probably be pretty darn tasty. ~ JumpinJack
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Children will always behave the same way as their parents. ~ SiriusBart
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Willy Wonka can make a song out of anything. ~ SiriusBart
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Young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad. ~ Sparky
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Throwing yourself in a giant waterfall of chocolate is sure to end well. ~ NanaNekoz
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When you have a blueberry for a daugther you could put her in a county fair. ~ tenshi
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Lollipops are called cavities on a stick by most dentists. ~ tenshi
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Sometimes when grown-ups say "forever" they mean "a very long time". ~ tenshi
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Chocolate is best when mixed by waterfall; makes it light and frothy. ~ Chiwayway
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Good morning starshine! The earth says hello! ~ hisaishi
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Candy burns with a green flame. ~ geniul5
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Chewing gum really is disgusting. ~ hisaishi
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When you get laid off as a toothpaste factory worker, you will eventually culminate skills to be a toothpaste machine mechanic. ~ agentdc7
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You can relocate your entire rowhouse home to a remote arctic location within an evening. ~ agentdc7
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Okay, maybe Mike Teavee isn't mumbling. That doesn't mean he's any less annoying. ~ JumpinJack
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Getting squeezed like a pimple doesn't sound pleasant... especially when you're full of juice. ~ JumpinJack
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Not to sound like the idiot, but I really didn't know that whipped cream isn't really whipped cream until it's been whipped by whips... ~ JumpinJack
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You can grow a beard and hair with chocolate :D ~ Alaurien
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It is possible to find a £20 note on the sidewalk and then buy a chocolate bar afterwards that miraculously has the last Golden Ticket in it. ~ Movie Genius
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Having a parent with a lucrative profession leads either to an early death in a chocolate factory or a strange life in a chocolate factory. ~ pocketg99
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There are quite a few parallels between the chocolate factory and Apple computers. Both make products irresistible to masses, few people are privy to what happens behind the walls, and they are(were) both headed by eccentric people. ~ qwkslvr
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This film reminds you the people that prosper the most, are almost always most douchebag of them all. Or creepy weirdos. ~ nee
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That Johnny Depp and Tim Burton can make a bad film. ~ blinghurst
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