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Dangerous inmates like to play "tag." ~ Adam
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Always let the patient who you describe as being the "most dangerous on the island" roam around free and unrestricted for two whole days. ~ Adam
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The best cure for insanity is playing pretend. ~ Sassy
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Your psychiatrist must always encourage your conspiracy theories. ~ Adam
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Hallucinations are immune to explosions. ~ Adam
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You don't want to go to Dolores's school. ~ Grayfire
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If your husband ignores you because he is so consumed with his job and alcohol, just kill the children that'll get his attention. ~ Sassy
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It's not suspicious when your highly trained partner doesn't know how to remove his gun from its holster. ~ Adam
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When you set voyage to Shutter Island for a few days, bring no luggage. ~ Sassy
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It's not unusual for two highly trained federal marshals to be sent to an island filled with police just because one middle-aged, barely-dangerous woman is missing. (Hat tip: Ebert's review.) ~ Adam
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Mental patients are brilliant at creating anagrams. ~ Adam
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It's just mean to blow up the head guy's car. He liked that car. ~ Grayfire
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Rats likes to nest where they can easily be drowned. ~ Adam
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The cemetery is the perfect place to hide a dead body. ~ Adam
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If you put your entire hospital and reputation on the line to help someone, in the end even if he's better, he'll screw you over by pretending he's still sick. ~ Adam
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If you regularly see mental patients in your office, always have the most disturbing framed photos on your wall. ~ Adam
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Anyone with a German accent must be a Nazi. ~ Adam
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Just play the loudest, most climactic music at the beginning of the film. That way it will have no effect on the movie-goer when the climax actually happens. ~ Grayfire
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If you're crazy you are automatically able to climb up and down a wet, slippery cliff without falling. ~ Grayfire
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Its best to go out into the forest during the height of a hurricane. ~ Sassy
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Advanced rock climbing is mandatory training for federal marshals. ~ Adam
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Rorschach didn't die, he's biding his time in a mental hospital. ~ Adam
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If you have to take a ferry to an island insane asylum 12 miles from the mainland, a hurricane WILL show up so no ferry will take you back. ~ Grayfire
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Be wary when your cigarettes are stolen... ~ Grayfire
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You're hallucinating your dead wife, thousands of rats, and your partner dead at the bottom of a cliff...nah you're not crazy. ~ Grayfire
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To work in an insane asylum you must be willing to be injected with sedatives and beat up and knocked out by one patient...repeatedly... ~ Grayfire
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If the power goes out all patients in an insane asylum will be set free because in 1953 they lock everything electronically. Forget regular lock and key. ~ Grayfire
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It might not be the best idea to divulge your entire 'Project Shutter Island' plan to your partner whom you just met....he may not be so trustworthy. ~ Sassy
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Rachel is a very dedicated nurse. ~ Sassy
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The consequences of insanity is very clever role-playing ~ Nreid276
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There are guards at the lighthouse, and I'm pretty sure they didn't swim there, so if you want to get off the island, don't bother looking for THAT boat. ~ Nreid276
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You'll never meet your partner before setting sail, it'll always be right before you've arrived on the island, on the boat. ~ Adam
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Scorsese and Shymalan will be collaborating on their next movie. ~ Adam
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If you're on Shutter Island, don't drink anything, eat anything, smoke anything, or take any pills. ~ Adam
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Nazis are no good at suicide. ~ Adam
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The most comfortable environment for dangerous prisoners is to make them sit in a cold, wet jail cell completely naked. ~ Adam
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Always refer to your patient as a "wet baby." ~ Adam
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Ben Kingsley wants to help; giant-head psychiatrist: not so much. ~ Gousfbulls
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If the Freddie Krueger actor says 'you did this to me', he's not speaking metaphorically. ~ sebastian
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All plot holes can be dismissed by making the main character a crazy person. ~ bourbonphantom
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An entire asylum will shut down for two days, and the staff will concoct an elaborate scheme just to cure one patient who's been "cured" before. ~ Grayfire
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A little girl keeps showing up with your wife's hallucination...ya think she's related to you? ~ Grayfire
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Sure it's ok to ignore your wife and stay away all the time and drink a lot. Nothing bad will happen. ~ Grayfire
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It is a good thing that Leonardo Dicaprio was not cast for the Lost television series. ~ Demonzor
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Fret not if De Niro isn't available, there are plenty of look-alikes. ~ Adam
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Always pick the psychiatrist who doesn't act incredibly creepy to be the double agent. ~ Adam
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Insanity is contagious, if you marry a crazy person you'll probably end up crazy too. ~ Adam
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If someone calls you "boss" frequently, you must be insane. ~ brunoagatao
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You should take anything a creepy asylum doctor gives you. ~ Gousfbulls
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Lets go crack open someones head and eat their meaty parts!!! lol ~ TiffYG2133
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Martin Scorcese clearly hasn't seen The Uninvited, High Tension, or any other movie made by people with less talent where the mind boggling plot twist at the end is that the main character is just crazy. ~ bourbonphantom
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The missing Silent Hill footage has been located. ~ bourbonphantom
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Teddy Daniels is crazy! Wait, I mean Andrew Laeddis. ~ Sassy
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