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If you're the Captain of a starship, your crew will risk life and limb to rescue you from a Borg Cube and find a way to remove the Borg implants. If you're an unlucky crewman that gets assimilated on board your own ship, that same Captain will just tell your mates to kill you on sight. ~ JumpinJack
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Starfleet is more worried about the possibility of an "unstable" captain in the mix, than they are about having their most battle tested and enemy experienced field general involved in a life and death battle for the fate of the planet. ~ JumpinJack
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The Borg won't attack you unless they feel threatened. In fact, if you have a phaser rifle in your hands - as long as it's not pointed at them they'll ignore you completely. Could somebody explain to me how these idiots managed to advance at all? ~ JumpinJack
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Apparently, holographic bullets (with the safety protocols turned off) go right through Borg force shields and are effectively lethal. I think Starfleet Intelligence REALLY missed the boat on that one... ~ JumpinJack
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Yeah, if I saw a guy jump down 6 stories, take a magazine clip full of bullets directly in the back without so much as a flinch and then greet me in a friendly manner, I'd probably faint too. ~ JumpinJack
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You can't take an inaugural space flight without a little Steppenwolf... ~ JumpinJack
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Hero worship is fine, but when you're coming down off your latest buzz, and likely fighting a killer hangover, the last thing you need to hear about are schools named after you and statues in your honor. ~ JumpinJack
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Star Trek agrees - eventually the metric system will win. ~ JumpinJack
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No kidding Zephram Cochrane pioneered faster-than-light-speed space travel. That guy was so wasted, I'm pretty sure he was flying high and fast long before he got the Phoenix into orbit. ~ JumpinJack
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Like you couldn't see that Lt. Hawk was the throw-in/destined for death guy. Might as well have just stuck him in a uniform with a target on his back... ~ JumpinJack
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From Star Trek IV to First Contact, the ease of initiating time travel just seems to get easier and easier... ~ JumpinJack
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Touching things make them seem more real. I told that to an ex-girlfriend once. She didn't think I was very clever. ~ JumpinJack
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Never call a Klingon a coward unless you're Jean-Luc Picard. The results could be hazardous to your health. ~ JumpinJack
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Data's emotion chip really turns him into a bit of a pansy. ~ JumpinJack
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Klingons may be compensating for something. Don't call their ships "little". ~ JumpinJack
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Troi was supposed to blend in... She understood that as "blend in a little more tequila". ~ JumpinJack
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How does the medical staff let the injured patient (who just happens to be from the past) bring up the rear of the evacuation? And how do they manage to lose said patient, letting her roam the ship? Yeah, Dr. Crusher, you're fired... ~ JumpinJack
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A maximum warp trip from the far side of the quadrant will only take about 10 minutes - plenty of time to show up for a one-sided battle that started while you were light years away... ~ JumpinJack
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JLP gets really torqued when you start a literary battle of wits with him, specifically when you compare him to a Melville character. ~ JumpinJack
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The Borg are definitely not Swedish. ~ JumpinJack
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Sometimes, 24th century sensibilities need to take a back seat to plain, old-fashioned human decency and common sense. ~ JumpinJack
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Counsellor Troi can't hold her liquor. ~ JumpinJack
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Kirk had green ladies falling over him, Picard had cyborg queens trying to kill planets to win him back... tough call. tough call... ~ JumpinJack
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The Borg like things at a balmy 39.1 degrees celsius. ~ JumpinJack
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She is the beginning, the end, the one who is many... Geez, the Borg Queen has got a really over-inflated sense of self worth. ~ JumpinJack
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If a race of creatures whose entire reason for being is the assimilation of new technology gets a hold of time travel, the first thing they'll do is go back in time to retard a civilization's technological advancements. ~ kvn8907
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Captain Picard still has a mental link to the Borg. That might have come in handy the handful of times after "Best of Both Worlds" that the crew encountered them. ~ ekedolphin
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The writers apparently had so little respect for Deep Space Nine that not only did it not get a movie, but the Defiant appeared for two minutes here just to get its tail kicked. ~ ekedolphin
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If you're a technologically advanced race of cyborgs bent on assimilating Earth, I'd suggest traveling back in time FIRST and then traveling there. ~ MusicManD
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Data's a tricky, tricky man. He puts the future of humanity at risk by firing a torpedo in the general vicinity of Cochrane's ship, then puts Picard at risk by drawing out the confrontation, but does finally get around to killing the Queen. With friends like that... ~ MusicManD
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Despite being assimilated several years ago, Picard will wait until thousands have died fighting the Borg since then to tell everyone how to destroy a Borg ship. ~ njackson84
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Vulcans have always been a little stiff and uptight. For all the booze that Cochrane had lying around, you think he could've got those ol' green bloods to loosen up a bit. ~ JumpinJack
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Stupid Borg Queen... Resistance is futile... ~ JumpinJack
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0.68 seconds is an eternity for an android... ~ JumpinJack
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I don't care, I'll get fanboy on this one - the new Enterprise is a freakin' hot looking machine. If I was JLP, I woulda been a little upset about the idea of blowing her up, too... ~ JumpinJack
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Geordi wasn't detecting any leaks. ~ Sparky
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The Borg do not evolve, they conquer. ~ Sparky
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The EMH is a doctor, not a doorstop. ~ ekedolphin
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On the big screen, Picard's kind of a jerk. ~ MusicManD
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Rumors of Picards assimilation were totally exaggerated. ~ NateSean
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How many times do the Borg need to fail invading Earth with just one cube before they send two or three? ~ njackson84
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Apparently the Borg could use a good analgesic cream to alleviate the skin irritations caused by those darn implants. No wonder they're so crabby. Who knew? ~ JumpinJack
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Crusher really hates the Emergency Medical Holograms. ~ ekedolphin
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When Picard wants to wallow in self-pity, he breaks out the Berlioz. ~ ekedolphin
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Even though Worf joined the cast of Deep Space Nine, the writers of the TNG movies will find more and more contrived ways to fit him in. At least this one actually made sense. ~ ekedolphin
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Five years later, Picard still isn't fully recovered from his experience with the Borg. Despite the testimony he gave under oath to Admiral Satie in "The Drumhead". And it's possible he never will be. ~ ekedolphin
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I loved the scene in which Lily called "BULLSHIT!" on Picard's insistence that his obsession with the Borg is not about vengeance. ~ ekedolphin
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He broke his little ships. ~ MusicManD
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The Borg aren't very well organized. Apparently they went back in time so that they could hop aboard the Enterprise and ultimately kidnap Data? Surely there's a better way to do that. ~ MusicManD
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Apparently between the episode where Picard saves Hue and this movie, the Borg must have insulted his mother, because Jean-Luc is really, really mad. ~ MusicManD
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Marina Sirtis forgot how to play Troi. ~ MusicManD
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The Borg still won't use holographic technology to their advantage. ~ NateSean
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The ship's Captain and security teams will always differ on how many decks the ship actually has. ~ njackson84
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Will Picard blow up the damn ship? NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SMASH!) ~ agentdc7
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When a Vulcan says to you, "Live long and prosper," the correct response is, "Thanks." ~ Optimus Thunder
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Capt. Sisko said on DS9 that "When [he] goes home, it won't be to Earth. It will be to Bajor." Well apparently that means he no longer cares about Earth since he put Worf in command of the Defiant when Sisko is one of Starfleet's best in battle (proven by the Invasion of Cardassia) and gave Worf the B-Team to defend Earth against the Borg, the biggest threat to the Federation. But who really would want to defend the Capital Planet of the Federation when you can sit in your office and watch the Wormhole, right? ~ JHawk1128
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Never call the defiant "little" in front of Worf. ~ mr cool
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