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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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#1

When drinking from the wrong grail, you will temporarily look like Christopher Lloyd. ~ agentdc7
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    #2

    When you bump into a Hitler at a parade, the parade will patiently stop so Hitler can sign your book personally rather than have the guards shove you out of the way. ~ agentdc7
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      #3

      The pen is mightier than the sword. ~ agentdc7
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        #4

        Don't stamp books too hard. It will cause a ruckus in the library. ~ agentdc7
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          #5

          Gay soldiers man the periscopes. ~ agentdc7
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            #6

            A good excuse to throw a military officer out a blimp is having no ticket. ~ agentdc7
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              #7

              Trying to blow out a fire on a carpet will cause it to spread wildly. ~ agentdc7
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                #8

                Indy's hat never comes off. And if it does, his magnetic pull will attract it back to him. ~ agentdc7
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                • Yeah, I remember that. I think it was a joke though. ~ agentdc7
                • I actually remember seeing a "Making of" documentary on this movie, and for one scene (where Indy's on a horse) he couldn't get the hat to stay on his head - it kept blowing away in the wind. Apparently, he used a stapler to fasten it to his head to get the shot... that's pretty freakin' hardcore. ~ JumpinJack

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                #9

                Hitler will gladly sign your Holy Grail notebook. ~ agentdc7
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                  #10

                  Austrians say goodbye by kissing you. Thank goodness it's not the same way for German generals. ~ agentdc7
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                    #11

                    People can get lost in their own museum. ~ agentdc7
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                      #12

                      There are hot intelligent women out there that will sleep with you and your father. ~ agentdc7
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                        #13

                        German guns can pierce through 3 men at point blank range. ~ agentdc7
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                          #14

                          When people say "Mickey Mouse" their voices will drastically change. ~ agentdc7
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                            #15

                            When bargaining, always drive a fancy car just in case your treasures aren't good enough. ~ agentdc7
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                              #16

                              Seagulls can destroy a fighter plane. ~ Evilgidgit
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                                #17

                                Jehovah starts with an "I" in Latin. Remember this, and you won't fall to your death. ~ K2
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                                  #18

                                  Never go into suspicious looking buildings. It might be a truck. ~ K2
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                                    #19

                                    There's a big difference between *no* camels and *five* camels. ~ tenshi
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                                      #20

                                      Just because you can fly a plane does not mean you can land a plane. ~ tenshi
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                                        #21

                                        Talking in your sleep is not a good thing if your an undercover Nazi. ~ tenshi
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                                          #22

                                          Henry Jones doesn't remember things he writes them in his journal so he doesn't have to remember them. ~ waydaddy6
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                                            #23

                                            ALL castles have tapestries. ~ SPCAndyJ
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                                              #24

                                              Never underestimate the range of a German Tank. ~ cosmo262
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                                                #25

                                                Indiana Jones is the son of James Bond. ~ agentdc7
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                                                  #26

                                                  If you are to address Dr. Jones, be more specific. ~ K2
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                                                    #27

                                                    Archeology is the search for fact . . . not truth. Mind if I ask what the difference is? ~ tenshi
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                                                    • Don't know. But if you're interested in learning more about truth, Doctor Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall. ~ IanM1986

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                                                    #28

                                                    Indiana Jones doesn't like Fast Women. ~ cosmo262
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                                                      #29

                                                      The penitent man kneels, then rolls, before God. ~ PeterGunn
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                                                        #30

                                                        Seagulls have no blood. ~ agentdc7
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                                                        • It's because they have no souls. Or so I've heard. ~ SomeGuy

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                                                        #31

                                                        They had actually named the dog 'Indiana'. ~ SRV
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                                                          #32

                                                          The Righteous Man knows how to say he is sorry. ~ cosmo262
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                                                            #33

                                                            When someone says "run", then RUN! ~ agentdc7
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                                                              #34

                                                              Counting to ten in Greek is a good way to calm down. ~ IanM1986
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                                                                #35

                                                                A penitent man will get passed the first trial, but a broom might come in handy too. ~ Optimus Thunder
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                                                                  #36

                                                                  Don't let a woman pick out goblets for you. ~ Optimus Thunder
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                                                                    #37

                                                                    If only Elsie had taken a drink from the grail, then she could have climbed out of the crevice. ~ Optimus Thunder
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                                                                      #38

                                                                      Don't move a lit lighter underneath your hand. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                        #39

                                                                        No buy water, fish make love in it. ~ Evilgidgit
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                                                                          #40

                                                                          Thank god it's only a fake. ~ K2
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                                                                            #41

                                                                            A small rock can deflect a tank shell, but a jeep will get blown right off. ~ Ccard
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                                                                            • Food for thought: The rock was jammed into the tank's side-turret gun. The car was blown off the tank's MAIN CANNON. ~ SomeGuy

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