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If they are eating her, then they are most likely going to eat you. ~ Demonzor
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They're eating her...then they're gonna eat me...OH MY GOD!! ~ jacobdfl
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If a town is spelled GOBLIN backward, then it must be their kingdom. ~ K2
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80's synth-rock will play whenever you get chased through the woods. ~ Demonzor
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Ghosts need to learn the layout of the house. ~ K2
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Instead of hitting Josh for pissing on the food, lecture him on hunger pains and leave. ~ K2
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Goblins are afraid of doubledecker bologna sandwiches. ~ Demonzor
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Rotten milk turns you into a goblin. ~ Demonzor
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Your dad will not allow you to piss on hospitality. ~ Demonzor
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Getting kicked in the balls turns you into a homo. ~ Demonzor
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Tightening your belt by one loop stops you from feeling hunger pains. ~ Demonzor
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Trolls have bad hygiene ~ TiffYG2133
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This is a sequel to Troll despite having goblins instead. ~ K2
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Always check the spelling of a towns name backwards before visiting. ~ Demonzor
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row row row your boat makes you fall asleep and bleed green. ~ Demonzor
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Always listen to your dead grandpa, because he always is watching you. ~ Demonzor
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Trolls are strict vegetarians. ~ HermanoBluth
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If you have green food dye all over you, then that means you're turning into a plant. ~ K2
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You should always listen to everything your hallucinations say. ~ ryan corderman
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Coffee is the devil's drink! ~ ryan corderman
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A girl's ultimate weapon of seduction: Corn on the cob. ~ ryan corderman
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When you have sex you get covered in popcorn. ~ ryan corderman
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Kicking someone in the crotch will make them turn homo. ~ ryan corderman
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Corn on the cob and popcorn are the best ways to seduce a man. ~ ApocalypseTroop
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Goblins don't need to justify their cruel acts. They're evil creatures. ~ ST
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It wouldn't be too hard to turn Elliot into a homo. ~ ST
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If they are eating her right now, don't run away while they're distracted. Just stand there, pointing out the obvious, and scream OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD! ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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¡Dios Míoooooooooo! ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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When people are frozen in time, you can see them move around a little bit and occasionally blink. ~ Max
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Farming communities go to sleep at 3 in the afternoon. ~ wiggiecl73
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Milk spoils and turns chunky when it's a week old. ~ wiggiecl73
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Switching homes with a family you've never met is a common vacation idea! ~ wiggiecl73
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Leaving milk out on an unrefridgerated shelf is a perfectly acceptable business practice for local general stores. ~ wiggiecl73
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Corn on the cob is an aphrodisiac. ~ wiggiecl73
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Never accept strange food from law enforcement officials. ~ wiggiecl73
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