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Shady guy + mask + hot body + amazing voice= HOT! ~ Kayla Colleen
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When your boyfriend is being strangled by your stalker, the most logical thing to do is kiss your stalker, then tell him you don't love him. ~ Dreamworld
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Warning: Don't trust a man in a mask. He may be hiding something! ~ Rosette17
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Always listen to the guy causing the chaos. ~ Rosette17
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When you take off your mask, your hair starts to fall out in tufts. ~ Gladys
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Mirrors hide secret passageways. ~ Evilgidgit
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You will curse the day you did not do all the Phantom asked of you ~ Gladys
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When everyone has left you, your only friend will be the toy monkey. ~ Gladys
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There is no need to own an iPod if you have the Angel of Music. ~ Keely
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If someone breaks your heart and throws away the flower you just gave them; eat it. ~ Keely
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Leading ladies are very troublesome. ~ Rosette17
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This is why some talented people tend to hide themselves from the lime light! Because creepy guys stalk them! ~ Rosette17
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Andrew Lloyd Webber really knew how to make "The Phantom of the Opera" cool. ~ Sparky
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Those who speak of what they know find too late that prudent silence is wise. ~ ekedolphin
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The song "All I Ask of You" really makes the Phantom upset. ~ Gladys
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When going to visit your late wife's grave after reminiscing the most terrifying events of your life together, the best thing to put there in her memory is her stalkers music box. ~ Keely
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If you see a random deer running alongside the road on the way to the cemetery it has to mean something; it's just very unlikely you'll ever figure out exactly what. ~ Keely
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I didn't know Phantom worked for Yankee Candle! ~ Phan687
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When a mysterious masked man appears in your dressing room mirror, always follow him. ~ LadyGrizz
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Don't take his mask off in the middle of a performance. Usually, a huge fire will result. ~ LadyGrizz
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The chorus girl will always be better than the 5-season leading soprano. ~ LadyGrizz
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When you just rejected your stalker and he is so mad and sad that he could kill someone, it's logical to come back, give back your one remembrance of him, and sail away singing love songs with your boyfriend. ~ PhanGirl15170
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Good guys have annoyingly swishy hair. ~ PhanGirl15170
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When you're mad, wear a mad mask. When you're sad, wear a mad mask. When you're happy, wear a mad mask. ~ PhanGirl15170
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If you see a masked person coming at you with a noose, get off of the catwalk. ~ PhanGirl15170
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When you wake up after being kidnapped, your leggings disappear. ~ PhanGirl15170
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Catwalks can be dangerous. ~ Rosette17
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Dont trust guys who worked with scrap metal to run a theatre. ~ Rosette17
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This proves that geniuses are madmen. Or maybe its the other way around? ~ Rosette17
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Freak shows are mean. ~ Rosette17
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The good-looking guy will always be the hero. And get the girl. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Keep your hand at the level of your eyes. ~ Gladys
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Being engaged is not a crime. ~ Gladys
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Barring all the doors at a theatre is not a good idea in case there is a fire. ~ Court Jester
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The Phantom has a reason to kill people. ~ LadyGrizz
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The new owners are flirts. ~ LadyGrizz
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Being ugly can make your life suck. ~ PhanGirl15170
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If you get a letter with a threat, just let the fat lady sing anyway. ~ PhanGirl15170
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When you switch from a white mask to a black one, you're demented forehead becomes normal. ~ PhanGirl15170
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When going to an opera, don't sit under the chandelier. ~ PhanGirl15170
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Never listen to a strange singing voice; it'll get you into trouble... Even if the voice is nice. ~ megz baby
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Don't worry if a phantom takes you to his underground lair and tries to get you to marry him. Your crush and childhood friend will always come to save the day. ~ LadyGrizz
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Never be suspicious when a stranger with a creepy voice offers to give you singing lessons. ~ Arielle139
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If you look at a shrine made by your captor of yourself in a wedding dress you just might faint. ~ Arielle139
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Always trust the stranger singing to you behind the mirror. ~ Arielle139
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Always leave box 5 open. ~ Biff Mister
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Prima donnas are bitches. ~ LadyGrizz
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Some of the dancers are skanks. ~ LadyGrizz
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