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Staypuft Marshmallow man is the most harmless form of The Destroyer anyone can think of. ~ NateSean
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Each of the Ghostbusters have an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on their backs. ~ Schultzie
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The magic word is and always will be, "please." ~ Schultzie
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If you're a geeky accountant your only chance of having sex with a hot musician is getting possessed by a demon. ~ NateSean
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Causing thousands of dollars in collateral damage is the best way to rake in business in New York City. ~ NateSean
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That would indeed be a REALLY BIG TWINKEE. ~ Schultzie
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Even in death, the librarian will try to shush you. Especially when you try to grab her. ~ Schultzie
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If there is a steady paycheck in it, Winston will believe anything anyone says to him. ~ Schultzie
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Yes, it's true: This man has no dick. ~ ekedolphin
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Somebody let Louis in! ~ thugz4real
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When renting an apartment in New York always check to see if the builder worshipped any ancient deities. ~ NateSean
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When your accountant invites you to a party it's just so he can write it off as a business meeting. ~ NateSean
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Zull has a short memory span. ~ NateSean
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If you're the cofounder of the Ghostbusters, your best chance of having sex with the hot musician is to try to talk about her paranormal experience over dinner. ~ NateSean
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Slimer can hear you. ~ Schultzie
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Ghost is an interchangeable term with cockroach. ~ Schultzie
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If Dr. Venkman asks a personal question, back off. He IS a scientist. ~ Schultzie
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The firehouse is located in what can best be described as a "Demilitarized Zone" ~ Schultzie
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Even Bill Murray himself has this movie ready to go in his home theater. (See Zombieland) ~ Schultzie
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Nothing is cooler than the Ecto-1. NOTHING! ~ Schultzie
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If you dont pay your Bill(see what I did there?), the Ghostbusters have no qualms about letting the ghost go back to where he was haunting. ~ Schultzie
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If you happen to be a 100 foot tall marshmallow man, dont step on a church. You will likely be roasted. ~ Schultzie
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Dana was nice enough to pay the Ghostbusters in advance, you know, before the whole dog thing. ~ Schultzie
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Dana sleeps above her covers, four FEET above her covers. ~ Schultzie
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Don't look at the trap, unless it's for comedic effect. ~ Pleiades Rising
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If someone asks you if you're a god, you always, ALWAYS say YES! ~ tenshi
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Even if you clear the place of ghost new people die everyday ~ BJ 40
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If you want to hit on young college girls, cause physical electrical pain to the person in the room that has a better chance than you. ~ ZombiejesusII
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No one really tried to eat giant marshmallow man seriously, the poor street cleaners:( ~ cortex
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When you sign up for an experiment to test if you have psychic ability, be sure to tick blonde and female off on the screening questionare. ~ NateSean
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I aint afraid of no ghosts. ~ Schultzie
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Summarian gods and Babylonian gods are not the same, in fact, its a huge difference. ~ Schultzie
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Reginald Vel Johnson plays a cop in everything, Ghostbusters, Die Hard, Turner and Hooch, even on TV. ~ Schultzie
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Its always good practice to carry a milkbone with you, just in case you're being chased by dogs. ~ Schultzie
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While Venkman has never left college, Ray has worked in the private sector, they expect results. ~ Schultzie
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Egon's hobbies include collecting spores, molds, and fungi. ~ Schultzie
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Janine has quit better jobs, but I doubt that any of them were as exciting. ~ Schultzie
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When the light goes green, trap is clean. ~ Schultzie
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The great destroyer is somehow even more terrifying when it's cuddly soft. ~ Pleiades Rising
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While most household accidents happen in the bathroom, all paranormal experiences happen in your kitchen, and more specifically, the fridge. ~ UsernameTed
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When shooting a television commercial, and you have to step forward, look at the ground to see where you need to step. No one will lose confidence in you. ~ UsernameTed
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Never cross the streams. ~ K2
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I am very, VERY glad that the horse turned out not to be the Gatekeeper. ~ ekedolphin
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YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES! ~ ekedolphin
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Always call the Ghostbusters. are they a tab bit incompitent? Yes. Will they get the job done after causing a bit of damage? YES! (Do we still love them for it? HELL YEAH!) ~ Ally Kat
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That ghosts hate it when you play a high C on the piano. ~ blinghurst
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Crossing streams is always a good thing. ~ FERIS
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If you want to hit on young college girls, cause physical electrical pain to the person in the room that has a better chance than you. ~ ZombiejesusII
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Crossing the streams means more then an awkward moment at a truck stop bathroom! ~ ryan corderman
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