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When trying to protect a large number of people from a infected person, lock them in a room underground, block the entrance, leave no guards in the room and completely forget about the unlocked door that is weak enough to be forced open by a single person at the back of the room. The final touch to keeping them calm is to turn off the lights ~ jimbob
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A small kid can outrun an entire crowd of infected, to the point where he will have enough time to beg for entry to a house, calm down, start eating a meal and explain what happened before the infected finally catch up ~ jimbob
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If a major disease has recently been eradicated, and you are in the safe zone, with armed soldiers, high barriers, and numerous spoken, video, and worded messages saying not to leave the safe zone, feel free to leave the safe zone for no reason whatsoever. ~ miquonranger03
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You can play the exact same song 3 times in a movie and it will still sound awesome ~ jimbob
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When trying to rid the city of infected people, level a huge part of it with firebombs and THEN use gas ~ jimbob
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Even if you've seen your wife get smothered by the infected, find out she had survived then find her locked in a high security room and strapped down onto a table, still assume it's safe to come into full contact with her ~ jimbob
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Don't trust anyone whose eye colors don't match. Or at least don't exchange bodily fluids with them. ~ charliek
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For future reference, if a helicopter gun ship runs out of ammo, it's not completely uselss ~ jimbob
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Leave her, she'll make it out. ~ Demonzor
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Even after getting discovered within a minute of escaping, two kids can still manage to travel halfway across a completely empty London before being caught ~ jimbob
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Don't jerk off. The military can see you and will make fun of you. ~ Max
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When you have eradicated an incredibly contagious disease completely, leave one infected person around, just for shits and giggles. ~ miquonranger03
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The infected are fit enough to constantly sprint ~ jimbob
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When going through a zombie invasion, the evil ones will never actually be the zombies. It is always the army. ~ Dora11740
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All the infected are stupid except for the one related to you, which will follow you wherever you go ~ zombiecandy
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When you're home country has been completely messed up by some crazed zombies you will always wanna go back, just because you want to see it happen again. ~ Dazs
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The militaries big plan in case everyone was infected was to just open fire wildly and hope they would stop it by killing it off, not barricade the island and have extremely strict air traffic. ~ Dazs
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Next time you see someone pushing a car, they are actually a zombie and must be burned to death. ~ Dazs
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When going into a dark subway system its always best to shout where you need to go rather than speak quietly just in case infected are near by. ~ Dazs
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When killing tons of zombies with a helicopter with blood splashing everywhere into the air like a mist, it doesn't infect the pilot because he's also immune to the virus. ~ Dazs
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It was 28 weeks later. Not 27. Not 29. 28... ~ Dazs
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The man in the helicopter trying to shoot the car was actually blind. ~ Dazs
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What happened to Jim? ~ Dazs
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