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#1

If you make a movie that's so vulgar the MPAA won't let you play it, you can apparently make an entire vulgar movie parodying what the MPAA does...and they'll never catch on. ~ Phillyguy
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    #2

    Give a homeless guy $10 and he will do anything. ~ Schultzie
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      #3

      Big Gay Al is super, thanks for asking. ~ Evilgidgit
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        #4

        An encore is a great way to stall for time. ~ KeenHavoc
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          #5

          Kids look up to Brian Boitano because he would make a plan and follow though, then kick an ass or two. ~ KeenHavoc
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            #6

            Canada's not really a country anyway ~ HermanoBluth
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              #7

              Children best communicate with song, dance, and cursing. ~ KeenHavoc
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                #8

                "Barbra Streisand" is a powerful curse word that should be reserved for the most dire of straights. ~ KeenHavoc
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                • Please excuse my language, but the people must know. ~ KeenHavoc

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                #9

                The guide you find in a vision quest is not always a talking animal, sometimes its a special place or part of anatomy. ~ KeenHavoc
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                  #10

                  Thank god they live in the quiet little, one horse, jerkwater, back woods. . . kick ass mountain town. ~ Schultzie
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                    #11

                    Canadians will start by attacking our most prominent Hollywood families. ~ Schultzie
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                      #12

                      They killed all the Baldwins, and the Arquettes. Hopefully, the Cusaks will be next on the list of bombing targets. ~ Schultzie
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                        #13

                        F-bombs make for great entertainment. ~ HermanoBluth
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                          #14

                          Americans know plenty aboot Canadian language. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                            #15

                            You can light a fart of fire! ~ KeenHavoc
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                              #16

                              You will have about 3 seconds to live with a baked potato for a heart. ~ KeenHavoc
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                                #17

                                Saddam was actually killed by a pack of wolves in the late 90's. ~ KeenHavoc
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                                  #18

                                  There's a reason why the V-chip never caught on. ~ KeenHavoc
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                                    #19

                                    Satan doesn't wear the pants in the relationship. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                      #20

                                      You best blame someone and cause a fuss, before someone blames you. ~ HermanoBluth
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                                        #21

                                        Winona Ryder has a very special talent that nobody must ever hear about. ~ miquonranger03
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                                          #22

                                          Kyle's mom is a bitch. ~ ekedolphin
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                                            #23

                                            I learned how to say "Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world" in four different languages thanks to that song. ~ ekedolphin
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                                              #24

                                              Canada's military prowess against the vastly larger military industrial complex of the U.S. is in no ways exaggerated. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                #25

                                                Parents are willing to go to war before emitting that they are bad parents. ~ KeenHavoc
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                                                  #26

                                                  The typical American fourth grader doesn't wear a watch and can't find their way home from Canada. ~ KeenHavoc
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                                                    #27

                                                    They may cut off your dick, and feed it to a pig. But though it hurts, you'll laugh, and dance a dickless jig. ~ ekedolphin
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