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Tearing pages out of ancient, incredibly guarded documents is okay. ~ Blank of BBS
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It's easy, fun, and profitable to steal antimatter from the LHC! ~ Timber
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Glass chooses to break at the best plausible time. ~ Blank of BBS
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If you almost die of suffocation, continue to be a smoker. ~ Blank of BBS
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The Illuminati, being a secret society, are an awful subtle bunch. ~ Blank of BBS
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Steps and long hallways are the ultimate stalling mechanism. ~ Blank of BBS
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If you see blood on a scanner, proceed as if nothing was there. ~ Blank of BBS
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If you need a book or text, there is only one copy left. ~ Blank of BBS
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In dangerous situations, and where creepy people are around, split up. ~ Blank of BBS
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Public executions can be held underground. ~ Blank of BBS
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The Vatican is impenetrable, despite numerous security breaches. ~ Blank of BBS
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Real cops have courage, but they die like mosquitoes. ~ Blank of BBS
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The pain of getting branded wears off shortly after the act. ~ Blank of BBS
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A guy who spent a good chunk of his life learning to fly and then doing so can TOTALLY go right back to the Vatican and become a Pope. ~ chibi master
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This is not the antimatter you are looking for. ~ antonia dinozo
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Some people REALLY want to be Pope. ~ Kaytea
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If you see someone trying to drag a weighted down old man out of a fountain screaming "Help" don't worry. Take your time. ~ Halfsh0t
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If you see suspicious looking people, disregard them. ~ Blank of BBS
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Take your time and plan things out when someone is going to be killed in less than an hour. ~ Blank of BBS
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If you're trying to be god, it's always the best idea to commit suicide in hell flames. ~ Rose
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People working in the Vatican City do not know their own history. ~ Hedgehog
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If there is a secret society filled with astronomers, mathematicians etc, and they are quite harmless, meaning they are not violent, hunt them down and kill them, it wont cause them to, in turn, become violent as well. ~ tenshi
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If you call a specialist in for help, and he asks to see the Vatican archives, don't tell him he can't, her won't help you the next time you need his expertise. ~ tenshi
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Wrong. It's not. ~ Blank of BBS
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People working in the Vatican City do not know their own history. ~ Hedgehog
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