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When eating rice with Pai Mei, I'm guessing that asking for a fork is a REALLY bad idea. ~ JumpinJack
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Cigars, scotch, women by the dozens. Esteban Viejo should be my personal hero, but actually, he just creeps me out. A lot. ~ JumpinJack
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Hotel staff and guests are amazingly okay with loud gunfire. ~ NateSean
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Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the human race. ~ NateSean
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Letting someone you love think you've been killed is cruel. ~ NateSean
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Telling your four year-old that you shot mommy in the same tone you would use to tell her you went for a ride in the park will have no lasting affect on your daughter's upbringing. ~ NateSean
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"Priceless" in Budd's world is approximately $1 Million, unless he's hawkin' "Priceless" in El Paso. Then it's $250. Geez, local economies can really suck... ~ JumpinJack
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Karen Kim is a surgeon with a shotgun... ~ JumpinJack
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When you have been struck by a move that causes your heart to explode after you take 5 steps, it's best to just accept it and move on with your life. ~ KeenHavoc
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Your lover leaves you? KILL EVERYBODY. ~ miquonranger03
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Only Bill can make the flute sound menacing. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Bill doesn't promise to be nice, but he will do his best to be so. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Music tops murder and money. ~ Pleiades Rising
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White weddings can turn very red when Bill and company are around. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Bring notes to read to your victim, 'cause it's helpful. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Flushing the toilet can save your life. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Children love "Shogun Assassin" before bedtime! ~ Pleiades Rising
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The Five-Point-Palm-Exploding-Heart technique, when used, makes a neat dial-twisting sound. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Hattori Hanzo will break an oath he made before God if you drop your former boss and lover's name. ~ NateSean
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How are you going to explain what happened to Daddy? ~ NateSean
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Being killed in an ironic fashion by an ex-girlfriend must be a family trait. ~ NateSean
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Beatrix deserves to die too. ~ NateSean
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Do not open a bag from somebody you do not trust. ~ Demonzor
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Never trust a one-eyed blonde assassin with severe attitude problems, especially when she's delivering a suitcase full of money... ~ JumpinJack
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Budd must really have gone all-in on his retirement from the assassination game, 'cause that Larry Gomez guy just seems to be begging for a whuppin'. ~ JumpinJack
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When you have a priceless sword, sell it for a very small amount of money, even if you know you can easily get a million dollars for it. ~ miquonranger03
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Losing an eye in no way impairs one's fighting skills. ~ miquonranger03
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Rock salt shotgun shells are easily and widely available. ~ miquonranger03
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Rufus is the man. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's "Bill", not "dad". ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's alright to give "dad" a loving kiss on the lips in front of everyone. ~ Pleiades Rising
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"The Crazy 88" sounds really cool, though misleading. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Cleaning the crapper after Rocket sure means you've come a long way from your days as a professional assassin. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Wear a mask in the middle of nowhere when you're about to kill a person who knows and is expecting you. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Rock salt really really hurts. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Pai Mei don't take sass from anyone. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Slaughter consoles the inconsolable Pai Mei. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Pai Mei enjoys a friendly contest now and then. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Being an American woman isn't a plus, in Pai Mei's book. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Pai Mei hates almost everything, except stroking his fantastic beard. ~ Pleiades Rising
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You know you're SOL when Pai Mei's standing on your sword. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Kung-fu fighting needs appropriately retro kung-fu fighting music. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Your fist now belongs to Pai Mei, and he does not tolerate weakness. ~ Pleiades Rising
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You've pleased Pai Mei when he's gently and proudly stroking his beard. ~ Pleiades Rising
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There are times when you really want a glass of water. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Introducing someone to a black mamba sure is rude. ~ Pleiades Rising
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"Gargantuan" is a cool word that everyone likes, especially Elle. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's hard to top a fight involving two blonde women, kung-fu, and weapons. ~ Pleiades Rising
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American sass will cost you an eye, as Elle learned. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Never kill someone's master. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Esteban Vihaio loves reading, cigarettes, flattery, and being a suave "man of leisure." ~ Pleiades Rising
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Shooting mommy makes Bill sad. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Bill's got a heart like the rock that's in the sea. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Bill's an old-school fighter, who loves the classics. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's hard to feel that slight wave of euphoria after you've been shot with "The Undisputed Truth". ~ Pleiades Rising
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Giving witty dialog about Superman isn't a roundabout way to make a point. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Once you're a Kiddo, you're always a Kiddo. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Karen Kim's welcome gift and hospitality may be the end of you. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Always read the directions during a stand-off. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Bill knows what cruelty is. ~ Pleiades Rising
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A murdering bastard can have his heart broken, too! ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's true that "Long is the way. And hard, that out of Hell leads up to light", for it all adds up to a good, satisfying cry on the bathroom floor. ~ Pleiades Rising
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If you had to carry buckets of water up and down steps for a very long time, seeing them again makes you ache. ~ tenshi
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Saying you'll do your best is hardly a promise. ~ tenshi
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When you are old, you get lonely, only then do you learn the value of company. ~ tenshi
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There are serious consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. ~ tenshi
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Japs sure know how to hold a grudge, or Bill just brings out the worst in people. ~ tenshi
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Volume 2 continues the "roaring rampage of revenge"! ~ Pleiades Rising
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