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Kill Bill Volume 1

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#1

Vernita Green lived in the only neighborhood in California where people don't immediately call the police when a gun shot is heard. ~ NateSean
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    #2

    Hospitals housing coma patients have remarkably low security. ~ NateSean
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      #3

      Interpol won't be looking for a rather easy to identify blonde woman who just cut someone's arm off in front of dozens of eye witnesses. ~ NateSean
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        #4

        Those darn sugary cereals will be the death of you. ~ JumpinJack
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          #5

          Not even a god can stand up to Hanzo's steel. ~ Pleiades Rising
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          • "I can tell you, with no ego, this is my finest sword. If, on your journey, should you encounter God, God will be cut." Best quote of that movie. ~ JumpinJack

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          #6

          4-plus years sure is a long time to keep the same cellphone ring. ~ Pleiades Rising
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            #7

            Inspite numerous warnings in hospitals throughout the country cell phones are infact safe to use around life monitoring equipment. ~ NateSean
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              #8

              In Japan a woman can get away with cutting someone's male parts clear from their body. ~ NateSean
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                #9

                Writing a Death List won't draw attention in a post 9/11 climate. ~ NateSean
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                  #10

                  Wiggle your big toe. ~ bigsexy707
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                    #11

                    If you want your head, don't question someone's background. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                      #12

                      Blood pressure rises dramatically during intense swordfights involving dozens of people. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                        #13

                        Don't stare into the messy exit wound. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                          #14

                          Just leave coma patients alone, for your own future's sake. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                            #15

                            The Yakuza Boss who's extremely sensitive about her mixed heritage is pretty quick with jokes about the silly white girl with a sword. ~ JumpinJack
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                            • Well when you're on the business end of the sword it puts things into prospective. ~ NateSean

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                            #16

                            Japanese, American, it doesn't matter. Charlie Brown is a born loser. ~ JumpinJack
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                              #17

                              Y'know, Vernita Green has a pretty good reason to be upset about the assignment of the codename "Black Mamba." Not enough reason to shoot up a wedding, mind you, but a pretty good reason. ~ JumpinJack
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                                #18

                                Limbs can be willed out of advanced atrophy within minutes through glaring and willpower. ~ miquonranger03
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                                • Actually it was quite a few hours, which begs the question of how no one found her after she killed two men and went missing in the hospital. ~ NateSean

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                                #19

                                Not a single hospital employee will notice the rape of one of the coma patients on a daily basis for three years. ~ miquonranger03
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                                  #20

                                  Always coordinate your eyepatch to match your disguise. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                    #21

                                    Buck is no longer here to...yeah. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                      #22

                                      You're truly a badass when your backstory is told in anime. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                        #23

                                        If someone killed the whole wedding party, it's safe to say that there was an objection to the union. ~ tenshi
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                                          #24

                                          You can kill a guy who drives a really easy to identify pick up truck and still drive said truck to the Mexican border without getting stopped. ~ NateSean
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                                            #25

                                            When you're the only known survivor of a professional styled massacre and the police know for a fact that you were getting married under an assumed identity, there will be no search for you when you've gone missing from the hospital where you were in a coma for four years. ~ NateSean
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                                              #26

                                              Never mess with a woman brandishing a Hattori Hanzo katana. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                #27

                                                It's kind of amusing to see a Crazy 88 get turned into two separate 8's, courtesy of The Bride's swordplay. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                  #28

                                                  Dying by the sword might be more honorable than spanking by sword. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                    #29

                                                    If you're a henchman, you're certain to die or get maimed first in a climactic battle. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                      #30

                                                      Garish trucks are top-of-the-line babe magnets to some. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                        #31

                                                        Watch out for flying axes in battle. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                          #32

                                                          Nothing is cooler than walking around modern Japan, where almost everyone still wields a katana in public. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                            #33

                                                            Kenji is destined to get the sake... ~ JumpinJack
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                                                              #34

                                                              Even if you're really drunk, don't hit on Go Go Yubari... just don't... ~ JumpinJack
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                                                                #35

                                                                Hattori Hanzo likes baseball... ~ JumpinJack
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                                                                  #36

                                                                  After shooting up her wedding, her bridal party, her groom, the organ player and the minister in charge, Bill hopes that the Bride will understand his actions aren't sadistic. I think he's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic on that one... ~ JumpinJack
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                                                                    #37

                                                                    Being shot point-blank by a Colt .45 pistol in the head only causes a coma. ~ miquonranger03
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                                                                      #38

                                                                      Being in a coma requires an abortion. ~ miquonranger03
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                                                                      • Not really, but until the second movie came out, it seemed this way. ~ miquonranger03

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                                                                      #39

                                                                      One woman. 88 trained and armed men. No problem! ~ miquonranger03
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                                                                        #40

                                                                        Sadistic and masochistic need to be clarified after you've kick started a massacre, especially if you 'care' about that person. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                          #41

                                                                          Professional killers live in garishly decorated houses. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                            #42

                                                                            Knives make swooshing sounds even when moved just a little bit ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                              #43

                                                                              Blame the dog. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                #44

                                                                                Vernita's weapon of choice sure isn't a gun. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                  #45

                                                                                  The Bride's list is like Santa's, except with a large order of bloody revenge. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                    #46

                                                                                    You can never have enough sunglasses. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                      #47

                                                                                      Big pimpin' has rules. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                        #48

                                                                                        Slam the door harder if you don't get the answer you want to hear. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                          #49

                                                                                          Teeth-breakin', blood-splatterin', limb-removin' vengeance is the best kind. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                            #50

                                                                                            Even generals still get the sake. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                              #51

                                                                                              Japanese jets fly slow and low enough for you to watch the city with ease. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                #52

                                                                                                O-Ren has Spidey senses too. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                  #53

                                                                                                  "I collect your head" is an effective deterrent. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                    #54

                                                                                                    If you lose an arm, no one will even offer to help you as they run out of the room screaming. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                      #55

                                                                                                      Your cool forward-flip entrance don't mean much when you get dispatched like an annoying fly. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                        #56

                                                                                                        3 deaths are even better when they're coordinated. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                          #57

                                                                                                          Girly laughs can be misleading, especially when it's coming from a schoolgirl wielding a deadly ball and chain. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                            #58

                                                                                                            Silly rabbit, it's never really that easy! ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                              #59

                                                                                                              An hilarious "poke" sound must accompany a deadly eye extraction. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                #60

                                                                                                                The chicken-without-a-head thing even works with people. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                  #61

                                                                                                                  Emasculating your opponent's sword really sends a message. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                    #62

                                                                                                                    The triple take is mandatory when you lose your legs. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                      #63

                                                                                                                      Cold steel always makes one apologize for earlier ridicule. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                        #64

                                                                                                                        There are some ways you really don't want to find out if it's an actual Hattori Hanzo blade. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                          #65

                                                                                                                          Being "The Man" means that you can find anyone. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                            #66

                                                                                                                            Revenge is a dish best served cold. ~ tenshi
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                                                                                                                              #67

                                                                                                                              It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness she lacks, not rationality. ~ tenshi
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                                                                                                                                #68

                                                                                                                                In order to make a hipster movie you will have to add the word "Volume" instead of simply 1,2,3 ~ blogger de niro
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