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Groundhog Day

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02/02/10
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#1

Bill Murray is worth exactly $339.88 ~ HermanoBluth
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    #2

    When you use another woman's name while making out with a woman on a first date, just propose marriage. That'll make everything alright. ~ JumpinJack
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      #3

      Poetry and ice sculptures are the key to a girl's heart. ~ HermanoBluth
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        #4

        Always toast to world peace. ~ HermanoBluth
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          #5

          People will go to lengths to save a certain groundhog named Phil. ~ HermanoBluth
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            #6

            High School "it" couples love Wrestlemania. ~ HermanoBluth
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              #7

              People who hate small towns will always grow to love them if they have enough time. ~ Adam
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                #8

                If you steal the groundhog, your cameraman will think you're a beastialist. Either that or the camera guy has a nasty mind. ~ agentdc7
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                  #9

                  When cars/trucks flip over, they will always explode. ~ agentdc7
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                    #10

                    You can trick attractive women into having sex with you within a few hours if you know everything about them, but you can never trick the main female character. ~ agentdc7
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                      #11

                      It takes quite a few days to remember a giant pothole in the street. ~ agentdc7
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                        #12

                        That annoying short guy from high school now sells life insurance. ~ HermanoBluth
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                          #13

                          Wanna stop repeating the same 24 hours? Get the girl and townspeople to fall in love with you. ~ HermanoBluth
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                            #14

                            Even if she thinks she only taught you for one day, your piano teacher will still take credit for your piano playing. ~ Adam
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                              #15

                              Don't use alarm clocks that wake you up to a radio station. ~ Adam
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                                #16

                                Bill Murray is a god. Not THE God. But a god. ~ Shinmaru
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                                  #17

                                  It's better to burn out than fade away, especially if it's with a groundhog behind the wheel of your speeding vehicle. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                    #18

                                    If someone is disgusted with your sudden binging, just reply "what?" ~ agentdc7
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                                      #19

                                      If you want to get rid of that annoying talkative guy, act gay towards him. ~ agentdc7
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                                        #20

                                        If you have a choice of throwing up on the sidewalk or in the car, choose both. ~ agentdc7
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                                          #21

                                          The people of Punxsutawney go to a place called Gobbler's Knob to worship a rodent. There's something REALLY wrong in that town... ~ JumpinJack
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                                            #22

                                            The best way to win over the hot girl in town is to say you sat behind her in some random high school class. ~ HermanoBluth
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                                              #23

                                              Homeless people will die anyway, no need to help them. ~ Adam
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                                                #24

                                                Always watch your step. ~ Adam
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                                                  #25

                                                  Nancy makes noises like a chipmunk when she gets really excited... ~ JumpinJack
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                                                  • I wonder if he learned that part at night. ~ agentdc7

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                                                  #26

                                                  Nothing good can come from waking up every morning at 6am. ~ JumpinJack
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                                                    #27

                                                    At a bed and breakfast, check with your kitchen to see if you have deja vu. Guests might ask for it in the morning. ~ agentdc7
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                                                      #28

                                                      Top hats are usually covering baldness. ~ agentdc7
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                                                        #29

                                                        Waking up at 6 AM is too early ~ Dominic
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                                                          #30

                                                          Letting the gopher drive the truck is a great idea. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                            #31

                                                            Bill Murray is the talent and will not stay in a dump motel. ~ waydaddy6
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                                                              #32

                                                              Cher is the most perfect sound to wake up to first thing in the morning. ~ miquonranger03
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