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Bill Murray is worth exactly $339.88 ~ HermanoBluth
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When you use another woman's name while making out with a woman on a first date, just propose marriage. That'll make everything alright. ~ JumpinJack
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Poetry and ice sculptures are the key to a girl's heart. ~ HermanoBluth
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Always toast to world peace. ~ HermanoBluth
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People will go to lengths to save a certain groundhog named Phil. ~ HermanoBluth
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High School "it" couples love Wrestlemania. ~ HermanoBluth
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People who hate small towns will always grow to love them if they have enough time. ~ Adam
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If you steal the groundhog, your cameraman will think you're a beastialist. Either that or the camera guy has a nasty mind. ~ agentdc7
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When cars/trucks flip over, they will always explode. ~ agentdc7
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You can trick attractive women into having sex with you within a few hours if you know everything about them, but you can never trick the main female character. ~ agentdc7
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It takes quite a few days to remember a giant pothole in the street. ~ agentdc7
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That annoying short guy from high school now sells life insurance. ~ HermanoBluth
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Wanna stop repeating the same 24 hours? Get the girl and townspeople to fall in love with you. ~ HermanoBluth
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Even if she thinks she only taught you for one day, your piano teacher will still take credit for your piano playing. ~ Adam
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Don't use alarm clocks that wake you up to a radio station. ~ Adam
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Bill Murray is a god. Not THE God. But a god. ~ Shinmaru
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It's better to burn out than fade away, especially if it's with a groundhog behind the wheel of your speeding vehicle. ~ Pleiades Rising
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If someone is disgusted with your sudden binging, just reply "what?" ~ agentdc7
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If you want to get rid of that annoying talkative guy, act gay towards him. ~ agentdc7
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If you have a choice of throwing up on the sidewalk or in the car, choose both. ~ agentdc7
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The people of Punxsutawney go to a place called Gobbler's Knob to worship a rodent. There's something REALLY wrong in that town... ~ JumpinJack
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The best way to win over the hot girl in town is to say you sat behind her in some random high school class. ~ HermanoBluth
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Homeless people will die anyway, no need to help them. ~ Adam
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Always watch your step. ~ Adam
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Nancy makes noises like a chipmunk when she gets really excited... ~ JumpinJack
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Nothing good can come from waking up every morning at 6am. ~ JumpinJack
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At a bed and breakfast, check with your kitchen to see if you have deja vu. Guests might ask for it in the morning. ~ agentdc7
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Top hats are usually covering baldness. ~ agentdc7
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Waking up at 6 AM is too early ~ Dominic
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Letting the gopher drive the truck is a great idea. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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Bill Murray is the talent and will not stay in a dump motel. ~ waydaddy6
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Cher is the most perfect sound to wake up to first thing in the morning. ~ miquonranger03
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