Love is like lightning; they both strike when you least expect it. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Some people will only have their awkward drinking moments featured on the front page. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Italian cars fit in elevators! ~ TiffYG2133
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Don't assume he doesn't love you just because he's kissing another woman. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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What is annoying isn't the curse, but how calmly your sister tells you about the curse over the phone. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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If you can't afford a romantic date in a dark alleyway, choose a pitch black restaurant instead! ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Women confuse men because they believe that a magic spell created by a poker chip, stolen from a fountain in Rome, is responsible for their being in love. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Some animals swim good, others swim well. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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He may look nice, but so did your father. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Breath spray is much more effective than mace or pepper spray. ~ HermanoBluth
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Rome is so romantically powerful that magic forces come out of nowhere to force people to fall in love simply by being in the city. ~ miquonranger03
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Women fail at making speeches, and guys fail at translating them. ~ Lena
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Breaking a vase is hard till a guy breaks it for you. ~ Rosette17
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