Register or Login

Gods Must Be Crazy

Last Updated
01/28/10
Started By
agentdc7
Entries
32
Quick Jump
Share Your Own

the top 100

#1

Coke bottles are indestructible. ~ agentdc7
Rating: 2 (+2/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


    Please register an account to add comments.

    #2

    Winches on an SUV are powerful enough to pickup the car itself. ~ agentdc7
    Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


      Please register an account to add comments.

      #3

      Trails of an airplane in the sky are the gods farting. ~ agentdc7
      Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


        Please register an account to add comments.

        #4

        Bazookas auto-target bananas before they target Chinooks. ~ agentdc7
        Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


          Please register an account to add comments.

          #5

          If there's a banana on the ground. Someone will slip on it. ~ agentdc7
          Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


            Please register an account to add comments.

            #6

            Rifles are funny sticks that grow out of a tree. ~ agentdc7
            Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


              Please register an account to add comments.

              #7

              Alcohol will put hair on a woman's chest. ~ agentdc7
              Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                Please register an account to add comments.

                #8

                The death penalty is 3 months in jail. ~ agentdc7
                Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                  Please register an account to add comments.

                  #9

                  Green Land Rovers are the antichrist. ~ agentdc7
                  Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                    Please register an account to add comments.

                    #10

                    When you try to give the gods back a coke bottle, they will say no and send it back flying at your head, and then at your daughter's head. ~ agentdc7
                    Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                      Please register an account to add comments.

                      #11

                      People need their cars to get to a mailbox 20 feet down the street. ~ agentdc7
                      Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                        Please register an account to add comments.

                        #12

                        Bushman shake their heads when they mean "yes." ~ agentdc7
                        Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                          Please register an account to add comments.

                          #13

                          When you kick open a door too hard, it will slam back and shut. ~ agentdc7
                          Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                            Please register an account to add comments.

                            #14

                            A good interrogation method is to blindfold someone, and push them out of a Chinook that is on the ground. ~ agentdc7
                            Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                              Please register an account to add comments.

                              #15

                              Coke bottles are evil things. ~ agentdc7
                              Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                Please register an account to add comments.

                                #16

                                Bottles make "whoop whoop whoop" noises when you throw them in the air. ~ agentdc7
                                Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                  Please register an account to add comments.

                                  #17

                                  English is a chattering noise like a monkey. ~ agentdc7
                                  Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                    Please register an account to add comments.

                                    #18

                                    Rhinos are the self appointed fire marshall. ~ agentdc7
                                    Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                      Please register an account to add comments.

                                      #19

                                      Everytime you make a mistake, add an "yiyi" to your "Aiyiyi" ~ agentdc7
                                      Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                        Please register an account to add comments.

                                        #20

                                        Rocks make good parking brakes. ~ agentdc7
                                        Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                          Please register an account to add comments.

                                          #21

                                          If you say you collect manuer, people will think you just shovel it. ~ agentdc7
                                          Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                            Please register an account to add comments.

                                            #22

                                            Fast forwarded frames make things funnier. ~ agentdc7
                                            Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                              Please register an account to add comments.

                                              #23

                                              The Kalahari looks like a paradise, but is the most dangerous desert in the world. ~ agentdc7
                                              Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                                Please register an account to add comments.

                                                #24

                                                If a Bushman has really helped you out, give him money even though you know he will throw it away. ~ agentdc7
                                                Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                                  Please register an account to add comments.

                                                  #25

                                                  Coke is a gift from the gods. ~ agentdc7
                                                  Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                                    Please register an account to add comments.

                                                    #26

                                                    Babboons will listen and understand you if you speak to them long enough. ~ agentdc7
                                                    Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                                      Please register an account to add comments.

                                                      #27

                                                      People must follow bikes trails, even if they are unnecessarily windey. ~ agentdc7
                                                      Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                                        Please register an account to add comments.

                                                        #28

                                                        Mercedes are gas guzzlers . ~ agentdc7
                                                        Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                                          Please register an account to add comments.

                                                          #29

                                                          If you've been stuck on the side of the road for 15 minutes, your comrades will not care about you. ~ agentdc7
                                                          Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                                            Please register an account to add comments.

                                                            #30

                                                            You would have to dig the whole day to feed an average white person. ~ agentdc7
                                                            Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                                              Please register an account to add comments.

                                                              #31

                                                              Just make sure you're taller than the hyena. ~ sapphire0kisses
                                                              Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (1)


                                                              Please register an account to add comments.

                                                              #32

                                                              If you really have it in you to walk that long,you would arrive upon the earth's edge....well,more or less. ~ SRV
                                                              Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)


                                                                Please register an account to add comments.

                                                                share your own

                                                                Please note that we manually review and edit every incoming submission. Make sure to properly capitalize and punctuate your entry (also leave a period/question mark/exclamation point at the end, don't leave it empty).


                                                                Please                                                                 register an account to submit a learning.

                                                                newly added movies

                                                                Killer, TheChildren Of MenFly, The (1986)Whip ItWalk Hard: The Dewey Cox StoryAwakeIron Giant, TheJackass: Number TwoJackass: The MovieGraduate, The

                                                                most popular movies

                                                                AvatarBabelTransformers: Revenge of the FallenTwilight Saga: New Moon, TheJurassic ParkIron Man 2SerenityHarry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceBatman ReturnsDark Knight, The

                                                                We've lovingly mined 851 movies for 23006 learnings. New Goal: 25,000 learnings

                                                                About Us | Back To Top