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#1

There's some irony in a burning fire truck. ~ Wayward Warrior
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    #2

    Never trust a magic performance involving a pencil and a deranged psychopath. ~ Raindrop23
    Rating: 29 (+34/-5) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (2)

    • I second that comment. Best magic trick ever. ~ Grayfire
    • Best part of the movie by far. ~ Invaderben

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    #3

    Having a potato sack on your head is a sure ticket to be taken seriously as a hardened drug lord. ~ Pleiades Rising
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      #4

      Nurse outfit + psychopath = explosive comedy ~ neko nana mode
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        #5

        Face-paint will keep you safe from explosions, concussions, shattered glass, and fire. ~ Pleiades Rising
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        • In many movies, being awesome will keep you safe from *anything*. ~ Gaurav
        • Lol, ain't that the truth. ~ tsukasaluver
        • Caution: In case of encountering situations leading to the exposure of your face to the above during a movie-shoot,chances are that you would end up dead at the end of the shoot. ~ SRV

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        #6

        We'll never know exactly HOW he got those scars. ~ Schultzie
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        • I like the Red Hood choice. ~ annaftw
        • As the man says in "The Killing Joke": "If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!" ~ SomeGuy

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        #7

        Grabbing a wanted Chinese national is as easy as invading Chinese airspace. ~ Pleiades Rising
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        • Everything is easy when you're Batman; didn'cha know that? ~ Trioke

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        #8

        When flying a helicopter, there's no such thing as flying dangerously low within city limits - especially if you're the police. ~ Pleiades Rising
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          #9

          If someone's stomach lights up and rings, you should continue to stare at their stomach and find out what happens next. ~ Loli Pop
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          • Are you saying you wouldn't? Hell, I'd star and then some! ~ Trioke

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          #10

          The dirty school bus exiting the giant hole in the building is actually full of tough kids from the wrong side of town, thus explaining it going unnoticed. ~ Pleiades Rising
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            #11

            There's always laughter in slaughter. ~ roxii
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              #12

              It's perfectly safe to ride a bike with enormous tires while you're wearing a long flowing cape. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                #13

                Infection from severe burns can be staved off by great vengeance and furious anger alone! ~ Pleiades Rising
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                • "...great vengeance and furious anger, those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers..." I see what you did there. ~ rachelrenegade

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                #14

                If you're good at something, never do it for free. ~ Oak
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                  #15

                  If half of your face is burnt off, you can then survive a fatal car crash that you caused. ~ Grayfire
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                  #16

                  Gaining entrance to a fancy party can be achieved by both a millionaire in a helicopter and thugs in the elevator. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                  • Actually Bruce is a billionaire. That's why he's got lots of cool stuff. ~ Movie Genius

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                  #17

                  The person who time and again has created and executed the most ridiculously elaborate plans will always claim that he's not really a planner. ~ Adam
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                    #18

                    If you're a costumed vigilante dealing with a city in chaos, go ahead and take the fall for those last several murders that the newly-deranged D.A. is responsible for. Don't, by any means, even think about blaming them on the murdering psychopathic guy who dresses like a clown, although he killed tons of people throughout the movie. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                    • That was the most insightful one here by far! ~ Aidan

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                    #19

                    Some magic tricks require no explanation. ~ Wayward Warrior
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                      #20

                      There is a city ordinance in Gotham that requires any building under construction to have a cell phone in every room. ~ SonOfLiberty
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                        #21

                        When you tell someone to let your friend go, make sure he's not dangling her from a window. ~ ekedolphin
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                          #22

                          Ethical decisions will be solved faster by a rock-hard criminal than society's average Joe, which really proves the point that we are a bunch of jerks. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                            #23

                            No matter how good a highly respected politician was five minutes ago, all it takes is a pep-talk from the psycho who killed the object of his romantic interest and caused half of his face to be burned off to cause him to go evil. ~ Kage
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                            • You sure it was 5 minutes? I thought it was more like 3 minutes and half. ~ Trioke
                            • Dumbest part of the entire movie. ~ kvn8907

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                            #24

                            Batman's insane preparation habits rub off on those around him to the point where a relatively high-ranking police officer can run a gambit against a psychopathic clown that involves faking his own death even though he was never being targeted in the first place. ~ Ace
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                              #25

                              Everyone has a crazy switch. Flip it, and suddenly you're crashing cars and threatening children. ~ Wayward Warrior
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                                #26

                                If Bruce Wayne puts on a Halloween costume, befriends the chief of police, and invades everyone's privacy, he is a hero, but when someone else does it, that person is up to no good. ~ daveyboy189
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                                • Why does this make the good guy seem greedy? Am I the only one who's actually noticed? ~ Movie Genius
                                • Yeah, but he's not wearing hockey pants. ~ ImNotWearingHockeyPants
                                • Didn't you know? The rich and the poor lives by different rules! ~ Trioke

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                                #27

                                After Batman shoots his blades from his gauntlet, the Joker will now have a fourth story on how he got his scars. ~ K2
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                                • "And then I got these scars playing touch-football, down at the old, empty McGuinty's lot." ~ Pleiades Rising

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                                #28

                                The Batmobile is nothing but a big motorcycle with a lot of armor around it. If you lose the armor, you can always continue on two wheels. ~ EF
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                                  #29

                                  If Batman ever gets caught, he'll never go to jail. It was Alfred's idea. ~ EF
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                                    #30

                                    Using cell phones to create images that look like scrambled porn is TOO MUCH POWER! ~ Reza
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                                      #31

                                      It's OK -- even encouraged! -- for the mayor to wear eyeliner. ~ Shinmaru
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                                      • Only real, [gay] men can pull OFF guyliner(s?). You went the distance to properly use square brackets, but you couldn't fix his spelling mistakes, too? No, that'd be too much to ask, of course. ~ Trioke
                                      • Only real, [gay] men can pull of guyliner. ~ christian irony
                                      • Only real men can pull of guyliner. ~ irg19

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                                      #32

                                      Putting your seat belts on will save your life in a car crash if you were to kill the driver. ~ k1ngv1rus
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                                        #33

                                        After watching his comrades being taken down by grappling wires in a helicopter and come crashing to the ground in a explosive death, a SWAT guy will still attempt to state the obvious in a comical fashion by saying "Okay, thats NOT good." ~ jimbob
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                                          #34

                                          Your voice will get more intimidating if you dress up like an animal. ~ Demonzor
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                                            #35

                                            It's possible to speak intelligibly even though you're missing half your mouth. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                              #36

                                              Rachel Dawes looks different in this movie. ~ agentdc7
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                                              • And can actually act in this one. ~ nikkabee

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                                              #37

                                              Punch in the face always beats gun, paper, scissors. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                              • But that's a rock! ~ nee
                                              • And here I thought gun would win. ~ Andromeda

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                                              #38

                                              Drinks are never suspicious until after someone has sipped them. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                              • Especially when said drink smokes after it has been sipped. ~ Kikkomannrice

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                                              #39

                                              A metal detector at the front entrance of a secret meeting is easy bypassed by going in and out through the backdoor exit. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                #40

                                                Teamwork and betrayals go great together in bank robberies. ~ K2
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                                                  #41

                                                  What doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger. ~ Hedgehog
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                                                    #42

                                                    The Joker's suit wasn't cheap. ~ Hedgehog
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                                                    #43

                                                    Always send your henchman to confront the crazy dude, but be sure to act like you were really really willing to do it first. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                      #44

                                                      We will never know what Rachel was going to say before she blew up. The mystery could drive a person insane, a.k.a. the Dent Syndrome. ~ Andromeda
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                                                      • I think it was going 2 b something like (1st she looks stunned 2 actually hear that Harvey got rescued b4 her). "Its ok Harvey some1 will come 4 me" more or less ~ Sassy

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                                                      #45

                                                      Dads force smiles. ~ kugen
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                                                        #46

                                                        Little girls have no social status whatsoever - hence Commissioner Gordon's daughter. ~ Fearkiller
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                                                          #47

                                                          Always insult the security guard who is willing to kill you for no reason other than just that. ~ August
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                                                            #48

                                                            Falling dozens of stories while holding on to another person and then smashing on top of a car won't hurt you or the other person at all. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                              #49

                                                              If you've got a dangerous criminal, don't bother putting him in a cell. Just leave him in an unlocked interrogation room with a single guard watching him. ~ kvn8907
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                                                                #50

                                                                Batman speaks in a hoarse voice to everyone. Even to Lucius. ~ K2
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                                                                  #51

                                                                  Somehow nobody saw some mobsters carry a Batman-dressed corpse to the top of a building and hang it. ~ Evilgidgit
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                                                                    #52

                                                                    Always consider into your calculations what will happen when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. ~ lazy
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                                                                      #53

                                                                      Even main characters involved in love triangles with Batman aren't safe. ~ acid35
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                                                                        #54

                                                                        Wearing top notch armor won't protect you from being wounded in a fight. This goes double if there are dogs involved. ~ ChiakiEiji
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                                                                        #55

                                                                        Batman does not like copycats because they wear hockey pads. ~ K2
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                                                                        #56

                                                                        Being a superhero, it's okay to smash concrete walls, run over and blow up other people's cars just as a distraction. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                          #57

                                                                          Gambol didn't get a nickel for his grandma. ~ Hedgehog
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                                                                            #58

                                                                            Before blowing up a hospital, always pause for hand sanitizer. ~ Hedgehog
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                                                                              #59

                                                                              The best interrogations never start with the head. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                #60

                                                                                Chinese are good with calculation. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                  #61

                                                                                  Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push. ~ tenshi
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                                                                                    #62

                                                                                    Alfred will be alright, as soon as he learns the russian for "apply your own bloody suntan lotion" ~ tenshi
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                                                                                      #63

                                                                                      Big scary convicts will always choose to not blow up the boat with the citizens because criminals have a good moral compass. ~ ml1313
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                                                                                        #64

                                                                                        Only one person ever suspects that the richest man in Gotham is the superhero that uses multi-million dollar crime fighting technology. ~ Reza
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                                                                                        #65

                                                                                        Cool story or speech by cool guy usually signals imminent death. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                          #66

                                                                                          If the clown-faced psychopath goads you into trying to hurt him then cracks his neck, back off or you'll be sorry. ~ Fearkiller
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                                                                                            #67

                                                                                            Everyone should own at least one purple suit. ~ TiffYG2133
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                                                                                              #68

                                                                                              Why shoot down a helicopter with RPGs when you can take it down just as well with grappling guns? ~ Windows
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                                                                                                #69

                                                                                                Why so serious? will eventually replace This is Sparta! ~ daveyboy189
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                                                                                                  #70

                                                                                                  Some people can't be reasoned with; they just want to watch the world burn. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                                    #71

                                                                                                    Walk away from an explosion you caused and don't look back, it makes it that much more awesome. ~ YesLiid
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                                                                                                      #72

                                                                                                      Punching people in the hand is a good way to get information out of them. ~ Reza
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                                                                                                        #73

                                                                                                        Heath Ledger's Joker is pretty much a good guy. Jack Nicholson gases restaurants, whole parade crowds of people and poisons every consumer product in Gotham; Ledger pretty much only kills bad guys and blows up an evacuated dilapidated hospital so they can build a new one. Nicholson throws fiat money out of a helicopter like Ben Bernanke; Ledger steals money from crooks then burns it to stave off inflation. Batman is the real jerk crashing an expensive car! ~ broham
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                                                                                                        #74

                                                                                                        Explosives and gasoline make for cheep fun! ~ chobi chi
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                                                                                                          #75

                                                                                                          Bad things happen to people who lie to Batman/Bruce Wayne. ~ Wayward Warrior
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                                                                                                          • Well, aren't you the master of the obvious? ~ Trioke

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                                                                                                          #76

                                                                                                          A millionare vigilante can accomplish WAY more than an actual police force, the likes of which apparently sit on their butts all day giggling at what an odd shape their badges are. ~ chibi master
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                                                                                                            #77

                                                                                                            Next time some clown shows up at your black tie gala saying he's tonight's entertainment, blast off your sawed-off first and face Johnny Law in court later. ~ hisaishi
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                                                                                                              #78

                                                                                                              Taking the bullet can also apply to vehicles. ~ K2
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                                                                                                                #79

                                                                                                                Batman gets to beat up the hostages and save the thugs this time. ~ K2
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                                                                                                                  #80

                                                                                                                  Schemes can be topped by a further diabolic counter scheme. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                    #81

                                                                                                                    "Why so serious?" ~ Kayla Colleen
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                                                                                                                    • my boyfriend cut his mouth just like that and he would always aske me this just like Heath Ledger ~ megz baby

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                                                                                                                    #82

                                                                                                                    You're not likely to learn anything by threatening a paranoid schizophrenic with a gun. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                      #83

                                                                                                                      Next time you try to kill a public official, I'd suggest you buy American. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                        #84

                                                                                                                        when you're desperate you'll turn to a man you don't fully understand. ~ tenshi
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                                                                                                                          #85

                                                                                                                          The way Gotham's inhabitants are losing their minds, they'll probably be doubling up at the mental institution sooner rather than later. ~ tenshi
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                                                                                                                            #86

                                                                                                                            How is it that Batman has no limits, but Bruce Wayne does? ~ tenshi
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                                                                                                                              #87

                                                                                                                              Blackmailining the wealthiest most powerful man in the world is not a good idea. ~ tenshi
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                                                                                                                                #88

                                                                                                                                Bus lines always leave a gap for an escaping bank robber. ~ Reza
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                                                                                                                                  #89

                                                                                                                                  Wearing a purple costume is good indication of being a psychopath ~ AHA
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                                                                                                                                    #90

                                                                                                                                    Always trust a boss which you've never seen before ever, especially when robbing banks. ~ deadshaun46
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                                                                                                                                      #91

                                                                                                                                      Batman CAN fly! ~ FERIS
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                                                                                                                                        #92

                                                                                                                                        Gotham City looks a lot like Chicago. ~ vfxfan
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                                                                                                                                          #93

                                                                                                                                          Batman's not wearing hockey pads. ~ Cjv95
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                                                                                                                                            #94

                                                                                                                                            If you are on the boat filled with good citizens and you have to decide to blow up the other boat filled with criminals such as murders, rapists, and thieves, just ignore that there are prison guards, the warren boat captain and his crew on that boat. That way you can feel less guilty if you ever decide to blow up that other boat. ~ AJwest
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                                                                                                                                              #95

                                                                                                                                              The Joker believes that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger. ~ SoraKari
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                                                                                                                                                #96

                                                                                                                                                If the butler didn't do it, he sure could have done it, since he knows far more than Aristotle ever could have known about anything. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                  #97

                                                                                                                                                  The people in charge won't get the big picture until after the crime has been committed: "Oh yeah, he really got me there!" ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                    #98

                                                                                                                                                    High social status and noble goals don't mean jack, 'cause we're all jerks at heart when pushed far enough. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                      #99

                                                                                                                                                      Tricked-out motorbikes are able to win against a semi without breaking a sweat. ~ Nehszriah
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                                                                                                                                                        #100

                                                                                                                                                        Don't bother using your brain to make decisions. The coin always knows best. ~ IanM1986
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                                                                                                                                                          #101

                                                                                                                                                          When claiming a reward from mobsters, they will never take your weapons so you can get the jump on them later. ~ nerdplow
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                                                                                                                                                            #102

                                                                                                                                                            When robbing a mob bank, remember the guy in the glass room always has a shotgun. ~ nerdplow
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                                                                                                                                                              #103

                                                                                                                                                              Lighting a stack of money will only burn on the half that is the Jokers. ~ nerdplow
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                                                                                                                                                                #104

                                                                                                                                                                Don't raise your blinds when there are snipers around. They shoot first, ask questions later. ~ nerdplow
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                                                                                                                                                                  #105

                                                                                                                                                                  The Joker is a man of simple things. Look at what he did to Gotham with just dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline and a pencil and grenades and guns and material to make custom suits and mask, and henchmen and a bazooka and a bus and an 18 wheeler, and enough explosives to blow up two ferry boats and a hospital. And they all have one thing in common. They're cheap! ~ broham
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                                                                                                                                                                    #106

                                                                                                                                                                    When the Joker tell you that he is going to blow up both boats if one doesn't blow up the other, the parents with kids on board are not going to blow up the convicts who they know have the detonator to their own boat and the convicts are not going to overrun the guards. ~ broham
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                                                                                                                                                                      #107

                                                                                                                                                                      It makes perfect sense to try and get people to smile while you disfigure their faces. Otherwise the blood won't come as easily. ~ cherrichan13
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                                                                                                                                                                        #108

                                                                                                                                                                        I can save money on Halloween batman costume by just wearing a mask and a hockey pad ~ sky
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                                                                                                                                                                          #109

                                                                                                                                                                          No matter how serious it is, I will from now on always react to any solemn face I see by "Why so serious?" if it doesn't help with their solemnness it sure is to drive them the hell off my creepy back. ~ lazy
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                                                                                                                                                                            #110

                                                                                                                                                                            I'm not the only one who would rather trust a convict over their life than a prison officer. ~ lazy
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                                                                                                                                                                              #111

                                                                                                                                                                              Seeing a psychopath kill people using magic tricks is always entertaining. ~ HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                                                                                                #112

                                                                                                                                                                                A Joker looks good in a pink uniform with fire in the background... ~ Kayla Colleen
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #113

                                                                                                                                                                                  If your good at something never do it for free. ~ Hedgehog
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                                                                                                                                                                                    #114

                                                                                                                                                                                    When did criminals ever believe in honor and respect? ~ tenshi
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #115

                                                                                                                                                                                      Of course they'll let you put some tables together if you own the place. ~ tenshi
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                                                                                                                                                                                        #116

                                                                                                                                                                                        Big scary convicts will always choose to not blow up the boat with the citizens because criminals have a good moral compass. ~ ml1313
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #117

                                                                                                                                                                                          Death metal singers would make great superheroes. ~ Reza
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                                                                                                                                                                                            #118

                                                                                                                                                                                            Shotguns are standard tools for bank employees. ~ IanM1986
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                                                                                                                                                                                            #119

                                                                                                                                                                                            Even psychopaths are excited to hear about promotions within the police force. ~ IanM1986
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #120

                                                                                                                                                                                              Grumpy won't hesitate to kill a fellow robber who was opening the bank safe, but will hesitate with the fellow robber whom he suspected might kill him after they loaded the money up in bags. ~ Aidan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                #121

                                                                                                                                                                                                When a deranged psychopath who has caused the death of alot of people is in your way RUN HIM OVER!!! ~ john2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #122

                                                                                                                                                                                                  If Batman really wanted to kill the Joker he would have given him some prescription medication and alcohol. ~ john2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    #123

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The Joker planned to take over, and even destroy Gotham, not to mention intentionally corrupting the D.A., not that he's the type of guy who plans anything. Not at all. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #124

                                                                                                                                                                                                      A 20-year veteran of the police force should know better than to let himself be taunted by a madman. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        #125

                                                                                                                                                                                                        When you flip a 18-wheeler over, a bunch of gas will fly out of the bottom to help it flip better. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          #126

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Lamborghinis are inconspicuous. ~ pocketg99
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            #127

                                                                                                                                                                                                            "What is that, a bazooka?" No, it's a chicken madras, you fucking idiot. ~ Rettice
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              #128

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Don't kill the guy who planned and succeeded in blowing up your girlfriend. Instead, go after and kill the people who failed to stop the guy who planned and succeeded in blowing up your girlfriend! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                #129

                                                                                                                                                                                                                It is not the case that if you do not speak clearly, then either you make sense or you don't make sense if and only if you speak clearly; therefore, there is no spoon. ~ Nehszriah
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                #130

                                                                                                                                                                                                                Who needs homeland security when we have a huge invasion of peoples rights at Wayne HQ where the R&D department never was. ~ BlueUsapyon
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  #131

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Clowns put a smile on my face! ~ ChiakiEiji
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    #132

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I was at President Obama's meeting about the economy, and worried as I was, I told him that we needed to do something, that the economy sucked. He turned to me and asked me; "Why So Serious!?" ~ EF
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      #133

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That I believe in Harvey Dent, inspite of his indescretions. ~ Sassy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        #134

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The Joker does not let just any1 in his crew, you hav 2 try-out in a timely manner. ~ Sassy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          #135

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I learned how loyal a hungry dog can be!... ...They're NOT! ~ ricardoDiazHimself
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            #136

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Apparently, Barbara Gordon is Commissioner Gordon's wife. ~ Andromeda
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • So pretty much the exact same kind of retcon they gave Terry McGinnis. Oh, DC comics and your genetic engineering far beyond anything the human race will ever likely accomplish. ~ Ace
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • Yup. Barbara "Batgirl" Gordon has the same name as her adopted mother Barbara Keen-Gordon. Also, they retconned it so Babs MIGHT be Commissioner Gordon's biological daughter (fling with his sister-in-law). Oh comics . . . ~ SomeGuy

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            #137

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And remember kids, becoming a terrorist is actually cheaper than becoming a Doctor. ~ Phoenix
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              #138

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The joker wears make-up to scare people. ~ tenshi
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                #139

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Nothing have effect after a nice punch in the face! ~ Phoenix
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  #140

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The Joker is so confused that he thinks he received the same face scarring from two different people! ~ bellpickle
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Well, others didn't like it, but I thought it was funny. ~ Meushell
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • holy crap! did you see that? it was this guy's joke! it fell flat! ~ christian irony
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • omg u cant be serious ~ Lixiaolong

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