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Lead characters can always walk away from a serious car accident. Babies apparently don't make a sound. This I did not know. ~ PreyBeginning
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After being attacked by angels, keep faith. ~ mannerino
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Every time an angel dies, someone gets cool tatoos. ~ PreyBeginning
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Stabbing, exploding, and just flat out beating the crap out of an angel wont kill him. Just tell him some ridiculously stupid plot twist that makes absolutely no sense, and he will be confused and fly away. ~ mannerino
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Rule #1, all old ladies are possessed. Don't take chances, just shoot them in the face. ~ PreyBeginning
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All babies are indestructable. Don't ask questions about how he survived a car flipping 5 times and people ejecting from the front seat; He will survive. It's in the rules. ~ PreyBeginning
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A great way to cope with your husband's death is to blame it on your daughter, then kill a baby. ~ mannerino
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Always give your best guns to the guy with the hook-for-a-hand; at least he'll never be able to shoot his own hand off. ~ PreyBeginning
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Gabriel's hammer is more than just a hammer, it's also a chainsaw and a harpoon gun. ~ mannerino
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Smoking during pregnancy causes your child to be born in 45 seconds. ~ PreyBeginning
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If you are a person of color, never try to be the hero. You will die first. Always. So don't even think about it. ~ izzymac
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Don't trust the little kid who looks like he's in trouble for he will turn into Chuckie and you shall be the first to go in your attempt to save him. ~ Sassy
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Jumping off a roof isn't that painful, actually you'll even be able to run immediately after doing so. ~ Sassy
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When you see a big ass cloud of something you're not sure of, always travel straight into it. Tweren't nothin'. ~ AntBee
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Never trust the kindly old lady. ~ miquonranger03
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Waitresses who have just given birth can run into cars, experience a traffic accident and running up hills like a triathlete. ~ Zho
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Explosions and stabbings cant kill Gabriel, all you have to do is tell him a ridiculously stupid and confusing plot twist. He will then cry and fly away. ~ mannerino
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After smoking for the first eight months of pregnancy, quitting right before the baby's born makes it all better. ~ wolfgirl92
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Tyrese is always having baby momma troubles. ~ bigsexy707
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Even in the Apocalypse the Black people die first. The Apocalypse is no reason to break with tradition. ~ AntBee
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Due to budget reasons, the Apocalypse had to take place in a distant location in the middle of the desert but not too far from LA and Hollywood studios. ~ Zho
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Angelic possession looks exactly like demonic possession ~ Zho
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When you are attacked by angels, instead of actually being angels, they will turn into zombies and just walk into your gunfire. ~ mannerino
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The best way to stop a zombie-angle attack... make a baby cry. ~ PreyBeginning
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All toy stores carry fully automatic weapons in the back. I'm going to Toys-R-Us later. ~ PreyBeginning
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If you're unsure if your friend is possessed, ask him to show you his teeth. ~ PreyBeginning
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Gabriel has metal wings...while Michael's wings look like a rug...yeah I'd be pretty pissed too if i were him. ~ mannerino
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Angels look a lot like demons when they inhabit humans. ~ Sassy
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Archangels have no superpowers or cosmic energy. They are just glorified humanoids with pretty black wings. ~ AntBee
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Angels are incredibly attractive. ~ AliceinWonder
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If a rebellious teenager has blood dripped on her from a ceiling, she'll just wipe it off and forget about it. ~ Zho
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Possessed angles who want to kill the New Prophet and his mother don't think of simply blowing up the restaurant they're hiding in. It's much more useful to stand outside on the parking lot. ~ Zho
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At some point, God will decide to pull a Jigsaw on his Angels and test their loyalties! ~ Nikki
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The first thing you do when the anointed baby is born? Swaddle in a blanket and take it to your evil psychotic mother that hates you! ~ KDubbz
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The safest place to hide during an angel attack is by the gas pump. ~ PreyBeginning
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Repeating the beginning monologue in the film at the ending totally makes sense. ~ mannerino
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It's clear now that we are living in the Matrix, and Gabriel have taken the job of Agent Smith ~ Hades666
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Feathers are SHARP! ~ TiffYG2133
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Supernatural geroes and Angels from heaven use mechanical steal weapons to fight. Being God's best friends is useless. ~ Zho
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Some people decided to call their son "Jeep". ~ Zho
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Obviously, archangels don't walk around with white sheets for outfits and with towels as turbans but with gladiator's armour and manga's weapons. ~ Zho
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Heaven looks like three cardboxes taken from some production assistant's attic. ~ Zho
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Modern archangels know that they can kill fellow angels turned into spider-like zombies with modern weapons, have tattoos like Wentworth Miller and very deep voices. ~ Zho
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After the New Prophet was born, the people protecting him will just need to leave the diner where two lines of silent and immobile possessed people will stand and watch them go by. The possessed people will be led by a even more deranged person wearing a paper bag over their head who will oink like an agonizing pig. ~ Zho
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After the car crash involving three survivors, the baby and Gabriel, the humans will have plenty of time to climb a mountain with the uninjured baby whereas Gabriel will take a time out for 1 hour and reappear for the climax scene. ~ Zho
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Apparently, God needs an archangel to prove something that "He" is already suppose to know... and when Michael proved his point... I bet God said "I already know that, i was just playin' with ya'." ~ kaizar
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When you see a huge sandstorm closing in on your bar from all sides, don't bother telling anyone, they'll just vanish without any trace or explanation in five minutes. ~ mannerino
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After you are attacked by zombie angels, they will just sit there and look at you. ~ mannerino
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Sarah Conner didn't fight robots! Thats stupid, we all know she fought angels! Common sense people, common sense... ~ mannerino
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Thank god they still had gas. ~ mannerino
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When God gets angry, he kills everyone. Or at least says he's going to, but really only kills like four or five people. Yeah, he means business. ~ mannerino
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ANGELS ARE TOTAL NOOBS! They just spin around and cut people with their wings, which are metal. ~ mannerino
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When an angel possesses your body, you grow sharp teeth. ~ mannerino
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An angel comes down from Heaven and tells you that your baby will save the world. When he's born you still won't want him. ~ Sassy
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Humans have absolutely no qualms about fighting an archangel. They are so overrated. ~ AntBee
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No matter where you go, at least one black guy is guaranteed to have a gun on him. ~ rkw0021
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The way to keep the ailments away for old ladies is to eat a bloody rare steak with deliciously crawling bugs! Yummo! ~ AliceinWonder
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Regardless of the "this is not a test" sign on the TV, the havoc being created outside, and the Archangel Michael telling you that the angels are possessing people in an attempt to exterminate mankind, Bob has an awful lot of trouble reading the writing on the wall ~ Nikki
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During a lockdown situation, always expect one hysterical person to try to "give them what they want" as a way to bargain for their lives. ~ Nikki
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Theological fact: Only 2 archangels out of 7 can walk the earth with their actual physical form. The rest of the 5 archangels and other types of angels need a human host to possess. ~ kaizar
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don't be intimidated by angels. God only gave them the power of flight and immortality. Cut off their wings and they would make a perfect victim for a serial killer to bring home to. ~ kaizar
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Change Demons to Angels and it's possible to rip off the plot from Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight. ~ NateSean
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God could snap his finger and obliterate mankind in an instant. Instead he appears to like big budget CGI and assault rifles. Swarming angels, a variety of freaky zombies, 8 billion flies, etc.. Where in the hell does he find the financing? (Pun intended) ~ KDubbz
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You can kill an immortal archangel with bullets. ~ Mighty Mat
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When someone tells you your baby is the key to saving humanity, never ask why. Just do what he tells you. ~ Pinsonatti
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All young black guys wear beanies, bum cigarettes, carry guns AND know how to stop the bleeding. ~ james2
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Be good to her, take care of her while she's pregnant with who knows' baby, chase her around while she takes it all over town, and if you keep it up AND take care of her baby then you MIGHT get a lil poon tang, but we will just have to wait and see. ~ james2
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Beings with superpowers cut off their super body parts first chance they get, just like me and my 42 inch penis. ~ james2
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Angels like to look like neo nazis who just got out of prison. ~ james2
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Angels are also zombies. ~ james2
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According to Tyrese, babies have very sharp and pointy teeth. Correct me if I'm wrong, but im pretty sure babies don't have razors for teeth. ~ mannerino
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Black people risk their lives to save white people only to get themselves killed. ~ Bills
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